AgNOme
@nworthen.bsky.social
Editor of the 2x Signal Award winning Tacos of Texas Podcast
Another day of relating more and more to the guy who just stands around with a "repent" sign
January 3, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Another day of relating more and more to the guy who just stands around with a "repent" sign
Me: *reading the clearly marked acetaminophen bottle three times before taking some to make sure it's what I think it is*
Random Grandma on the news: "so I found these candies labeled MAXXX HIGH GUMMIES THC WEED and gave the grandbaby oh I don't know...fifteen of them or something."
Random Grandma on the news: "so I found these candies labeled MAXXX HIGH GUMMIES THC WEED and gave the grandbaby oh I don't know...fifteen of them or something."
January 3, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Me: *reading the clearly marked acetaminophen bottle three times before taking some to make sure it's what I think it is*
Random Grandma on the news: "so I found these candies labeled MAXXX HIGH GUMMIES THC WEED and gave the grandbaby oh I don't know...fifteen of them or something."
Random Grandma on the news: "so I found these candies labeled MAXXX HIGH GUMMIES THC WEED and gave the grandbaby oh I don't know...fifteen of them or something."
This year I'll be hanging it up y'all. That's right. I'm retiring. From my career. My career of buying tickets to professional wrestling live events and wearing a particular shirt in view of the hard cam. You don't have to call me a hero, but I would.
January 2, 2026 at 11:45 PM
This year I'll be hanging it up y'all. That's right. I'm retiring. From my career. My career of buying tickets to professional wrestling live events and wearing a particular shirt in view of the hard cam. You don't have to call me a hero, but I would.
*a person says hello to my dog*
"UHHHH Excuse me? This is a DOG. Not a person. You absolute bozo, it's a DOG. You said 'hello' to it so you must think it's a person, my god your brain is mush!"
"UHHHH Excuse me? This is a DOG. Not a person. You absolute bozo, it's a DOG. You said 'hello' to it so you must think it's a person, my god your brain is mush!"
I feel like so many of the posts on here about AI are directed to an audience that definitely doesn't exist on bluesky and likely doesn't exist at all.
"Grok can't apologize! It's not a person!"
....okay but who was saying that it is a person? I haven't met anyone afflicted by this delusion
"Grok can't apologize! It's not a person!"
....okay but who was saying that it is a person? I haven't met anyone afflicted by this delusion
January 2, 2026 at 11:40 PM
*a person says hello to my dog*
"UHHHH Excuse me? This is a DOG. Not a person. You absolute bozo, it's a DOG. You said 'hello' to it so you must think it's a person, my god your brain is mush!"
"UHHHH Excuse me? This is a DOG. Not a person. You absolute bozo, it's a DOG. You said 'hello' to it so you must think it's a person, my god your brain is mush!"
I feel like so many of the posts on here about AI are directed to an audience that definitely doesn't exist on bluesky and likely doesn't exist at all.
"Grok can't apologize! It's not a person!"
....okay but who was saying that it is a person? I haven't met anyone afflicted by this delusion
"Grok can't apologize! It's not a person!"
....okay but who was saying that it is a person? I haven't met anyone afflicted by this delusion
January 2, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I feel like so many of the posts on here about AI are directed to an audience that definitely doesn't exist on bluesky and likely doesn't exist at all.
"Grok can't apologize! It's not a person!"
....okay but who was saying that it is a person? I haven't met anyone afflicted by this delusion
"Grok can't apologize! It's not a person!"
....okay but who was saying that it is a person? I haven't met anyone afflicted by this delusion
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I see a growing number of obviously AI generated ads, and it always makes me think two things: (1) This is a rinky-dink outfit that can't afford to film a commercial with real sets and actors, and more importantly (2) They are lying to me even more than ads usually do.
January 2, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I see a growing number of obviously AI generated ads, and it always makes me think two things: (1) This is a rinky-dink outfit that can't afford to film a commercial with real sets and actors, and more importantly (2) They are lying to me even more than ads usually do.
Parenting tip: you will never regret picking up more bananas at the store
January 2, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Parenting tip: you will never regret picking up more bananas at the store
The cloud designer for today went a little heavy on the smudge tool if I'm being honest
January 1, 2026 at 9:52 PM
The cloud designer for today went a little heavy on the smudge tool if I'm being honest
New idea: long underwear that you can take off midday without removing your pants
January 1, 2026 at 4:42 PM
New idea: long underwear that you can take off midday without removing your pants
I'm off to a strong start. And actually based off the last four years I'm not sure that matters. In fact it might be a hindrance.
January 1, 2026 at 12:08 PM
I'm off to a strong start. And actually based off the last four years I'm not sure that matters. In fact it might be a hindrance.
I could layer 500 shirts if it weren't for these dang elbows
January 1, 2026 at 11:12 AM
I could layer 500 shirts if it weren't for these dang elbows
For some reason in my brain the neighborhood kids age slower than my kids. Like one day my kids will catch up to them or something.
January 1, 2026 at 3:07 AM
For some reason in my brain the neighborhood kids age slower than my kids. Like one day my kids will catch up to them or something.
The five year old sprang up and ran to the kitchen (worrisome) where he filled a measuring cup with water and poured it into an empty mason jar. "What are you doing?"
"Putting water in a jar. I need a label sticker please."
"What are you gonna label it?"
"Water in jar."
The kid is a genius.
"Putting water in a jar. I need a label sticker please."
"What are you gonna label it?"
"Water in jar."
The kid is a genius.
January 1, 2026 at 12:28 AM
The five year old sprang up and ran to the kitchen (worrisome) where he filled a measuring cup with water and poured it into an empty mason jar. "What are you doing?"
"Putting water in a jar. I need a label sticker please."
"What are you gonna label it?"
"Water in jar."
The kid is a genius.
"Putting water in a jar. I need a label sticker please."
"What are you gonna label it?"
"Water in jar."
The kid is a genius.
We have this old stash of balloons that we've been using for kids stuff. The last three have popped while I've been blowing them up and I think I might be traumatized from it and my ears are definitely ringing
December 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
We have this old stash of balloons that we've been using for kids stuff. The last three have popped while I've been blowing them up and I think I might be traumatized from it and my ears are definitely ringing
The five year old tried to jump into our bed this morning and instead he slipped off and crashed onto the ground. And then, totally unphased, asked, "so is there school today?"
December 31, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The five year old tried to jump into our bed this morning and instead he slipped off and crashed onto the ground. And then, totally unphased, asked, "so is there school today?"
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
December 31, 2025 at 3:22 PM
New idea: children that hibernate
December 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
New idea: children that hibernate
In 7th grade we had to do oral surveys and present our results. I'll never forget one kid's, "so according to my survey the most favorited movie of all time is Jurassic Park 3 but I think that's because I mostly interviewed 6th graders and that's the last movie they saw."
December 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
In 7th grade we had to do oral surveys and present our results. I'll never forget one kid's, "so according to my survey the most favorited movie of all time is Jurassic Park 3 but I think that's because I mostly interviewed 6th graders and that's the last movie they saw."
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piping hot phở takeout could fix me
December 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
piping hot phở takeout could fix me
I always enjoy it when people add a cross to their nativity scene. Don't get too comfy there baby Jesus.
December 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I always enjoy it when people add a cross to their nativity scene. Don't get too comfy there baby Jesus.
I think there's some irony in the way I've never seen a single person complain about podcasts using the Adobe AI voice cleanup tool
December 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I think there's some irony in the way I've never seen a single person complain about podcasts using the Adobe AI voice cleanup tool
The Grinch is a hit again because he fills that Nightmare Before Christmas and Invader Zim niche. The reason a new character isn't in this role is because all of the "weird" kids entertainment of the past decade has been mascot horror and that stuff sucks.
December 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The Grinch is a hit again because he fills that Nightmare Before Christmas and Invader Zim niche. The reason a new character isn't in this role is because all of the "weird" kids entertainment of the past decade has been mascot horror and that stuff sucks.
People in our neighborhood think the HOA has too much power and yet they are also disappointed that the board members won't arrest the kids riding dirt bikes in the water retention area
December 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
People in our neighborhood think the HOA has too much power and yet they are also disappointed that the board members won't arrest the kids riding dirt bikes in the water retention area