"This is a cleric. They can cast Dimension Door."

In 2nd edition? No they fucking can't. I didn't make myself unfuckable for most of my adolescence just to watch some fucking tv dweebs get basic research wrong

Philly is right.

Real monkey's paw that it's being replaced by a data center

I'm still not sure it isn't

If I were more confident in my writing, I would definitely do this.

Alternatively, if quality is not a strict requisite I will also do it

The trouble is, we already have information literacy tools. You're given them multiple times in school at almost every level. The problem is human beings have never, to my limited historical knowledge, been faced with a firehose of bullshit like we currently are

I don't know what to tell these kids

He'd have to put an elderly, detached Bill Murray behind the wheel of a real, pastel blue, T-top pontiac firebird.

It only has the passenger side top, and we don't ever find out why

You got...

Master Porthos

Swords Artisan

Quote "Every time I win a duel I eat one Cheese-ed Burger"

I'm fuckin pumped for this

What about "and other things of that nature" but in a way that makes it ambiguous as to whether it's a Stephen A bit?

National elementary school essay contest with the winner getting to draw up the plans!