The last four AEW PPVs had me like this

its the vax

That was moreso this

They can in fact increase the slop

They should do a show that is just entrances, roast battles, and match endings

Everything we were asking for in 2010 was granted by a monkey’s paw

Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired

Justin Timberlake suffered more flops than Brown for the crimes of being kind of a shitty boyfriend and being a bit of a coward

they had an AI summarize it and it hallucinated

A lot of people say that the country went nuts after COVID but it was really 9/11

I did not, but frankly, I’m not opposed to such a thing. He solved the problem at that first show by just blowing the crowd up with the first match

The Target swag bags were also free and not hyped for months as something truly special

Said the same thing and thought up Zayniacs in a second

I once referred a former coworker for a position at my current job. Alan dunked on candidate, my boss was thrilled. He “did poorly“ on the voodoo personality test, so they sent it again in Portuguese bc he is Brazilian. Even though I’m pretty sure English is his first language. Anyway they passed

"Artificial intelligence slop" takes on new meaning

All members of both Trump admins to be hooked up to life-sustaining IVs as they undergo numerous ironic punishments as well as a minimum of one federal holiday a month will get $20