jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
just your typical old fashioned, salt of the earth, red blooded, hard working, blue collar, queer lady.
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PFP me in pool BY @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
🆗 https://nursemurderer.com
today’s workout brought to you by: 4 pies, 100 pounds 👋🏼, and a song by cool company
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: 4 pies, 100 pounds 👋🏼, and a song by cool company
today’s workout brought to you by: 80° november la days, and song by 👑fiona
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: 80° november la days, and song by 👑fiona
today’s workout brought to you by: attitude and annoyance but yeehaw I did it, therapy talking about my rigidity popping up in new spaces, and song by remy ma
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: attitude and annoyance but yeehaw I did it, therapy talking about my rigidity popping up in new spaces, and song by remy ma
today’s workout brought to you by: idek anymore imho, song by 👑prince
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: idek anymore imho, song by 👑prince
somebody told me about cat eye polish. cut to: me getting cat eye polish
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
somebody told me about cat eye polish. cut to: me getting cat eye polish
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November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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today’s workout brought to you by: thinking i’m hilarious so why isn’t someone paying my bills, doc wants to increase the chemo and I haven’t replied yet, I really wanna do the compassionate death package in euro I mean not like tmrw but def looks like my way to go, song by talking heads
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: thinking i’m hilarious so why isn’t someone paying my bills, doc wants to increase the chemo and I haven’t replied yet, I really wanna do the compassionate death package in euro I mean not like tmrw but def looks like my way to go, song by talking heads
today’s workout brought to you by: craving no bake cookies (childhood vibes) and actually making them then giving lots of them away bc they’re so fckn sweet lol, it may not look it but it was cold as hell but I still 💪🏼💪🏼, my body dysmorphia is so dang weird, and a song by maggie rogers
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: craving no bake cookies (childhood vibes) and actually making them then giving lots of them away bc they’re so fckn sweet lol, it may not look it but it was cold as hell but I still 💪🏼💪🏼, my body dysmorphia is so dang weird, and a song by maggie rogers
totes forgot about this shirt
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
totes forgot about this shirt
I swear I saw this dude get out of the back of a waymo today. the future is here and it’s terrifying.
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I swear I saw this dude get out of the back of a waymo today. the future is here and it’s terrifying.
today’s workout brought to you by: sunshine for a day yay, a fckn puppy in my life double yay, and song by kaytraminé & amaarae
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: sunshine for a day yay, a fckn puppy in my life double yay, and song by kaytraminé & amaarae
are you a MAN that needs to shower but want to stay MANLY while doing so? try DUKES THICK body wash in BOURBON scent.
presented to you by BUFFALOS.
presented to you by BUFFALOS.
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
are you a MAN that needs to shower but want to stay MANLY while doing so? try DUKES THICK body wash in BOURBON scent.
presented to you by BUFFALOS.
presented to you by BUFFALOS.
hey look im a new auntie // pls meet octavia
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
hey look im a new auntie // pls meet octavia
I tried to get in the pool and there are worms in it bc I guess it’s raining worms in los angeles k bye
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I tried to get in the pool and there are worms in it bc I guess it’s raining worms in los angeles k bye
don’t threaten me with a good time (give me one of these fucking dogs right now)
November 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
don’t threaten me with a good time (give me one of these fucking dogs right now)
best part of this expensive insurance is my nurse and meds coming to my place for my infusions 😷
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
best part of this expensive insurance is my nurse and meds coming to my place for my infusions 😷
today’s workout brought to you by: the sky changing a lot during this sesh, gonna rain the next 4 days which I used to love as an excuse to do nothing but new me hates it, epstein saying trump was most evil reminding me when in 2015 we thought no way would anyone vote for him, and a song by willow
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: the sky changing a lot during this sesh, gonna rain the next 4 days which I used to love as an excuse to do nothing but new me hates it, epstein saying trump was most evil reminding me when in 2015 we thought no way would anyone vote for him, and a song by willow
today’s workout brought to you by: showing growth in areas like practicing discernment and maintaining boundaries, working on congratulating myself more, leaving almonds for squirrels again so fckn sue me ppl of my neighborhood idgaf, 😎 focusing on me I promise, and felix the 1st w dréya mac
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: showing growth in areas like practicing discernment and maintaining boundaries, working on congratulating myself more, leaving almonds for squirrels again so fckn sue me ppl of my neighborhood idgaf, 😎 focusing on me I promise, and felix the 1st w dréya mac
today’s workout brought to you by: a good therapy session, some intuition feels that led to old grief, but yay for human connection, and cardi
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: a good therapy session, some intuition feels that led to old grief, but yay for human connection, and cardi
today’s workout brought to you by: the sun meant it today and my body loved it, and feeling outkast lately
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: the sun meant it today and my body loved it, and feeling outkast lately
today’s workout brought to you by: sleep and more sleep, this song
reminds me of my dads cadi (that I ended up driving back to ca w the same friend) but bestie frm high school singing this about dads cadi, but this whole darkness all day though😑 let’s sleep through it okay, anyway here’s OUTKAST
reminds me of my dads cadi (that I ended up driving back to ca w the same friend) but bestie frm high school singing this about dads cadi, but this whole darkness all day though😑 let’s sleep through it okay, anyway here’s OUTKAST
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: sleep and more sleep, this song
reminds me of my dads cadi (that I ended up driving back to ca w the same friend) but bestie frm high school singing this about dads cadi, but this whole darkness all day though😑 let’s sleep through it okay, anyway here’s OUTKAST
reminds me of my dads cadi (that I ended up driving back to ca w the same friend) but bestie frm high school singing this about dads cadi, but this whole darkness all day though😑 let’s sleep through it okay, anyway here’s OUTKAST
today’s workout brought to you by: told a dude I started my period and he gave that a thumbs down before disappearing for 4 days lol, taking a break from talking to anyone again bc jfc, my boobs are def getting bigger, and a song by don toliver w mustard
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: told a dude I started my period and he gave that a thumbs down before disappearing for 4 days lol, taking a break from talking to anyone again bc jfc, my boobs are def getting bigger, and a song by don toliver w mustard
today’s workout brought to you by: a sorta peaceful day tbh, decent headspace for a few hours in a row, really learning what I want right now, putting actual self care into practice, not giving in to old ways of appeasing men when I don’t wanna, and a song by swavay
November 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: a sorta peaceful day tbh, decent headspace for a few hours in a row, really learning what I want right now, putting actual self care into practice, not giving in to old ways of appeasing men when I don’t wanna, and a song by swavay
today’s workout brought to you by: cramps and cannabis, having to tell some young bucks to kick rocks, nothing to watch on TV, and my fav artist ben howard
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: cramps and cannabis, having to tell some young bucks to kick rocks, nothing to watch on TV, and my fav artist ben howard