Lead Writer / VO director of The Blackout Club 🔦 Creative Director, Bioshock 2. Designer, Bioshock: Fort Frolic, Thief 3: The Cradle. | he/him
Behold: our weary, perpetually hung over species at our great labor. Are we not magnificent? 🫠💤
Behold: our weary, perpetually hung over species at our great labor. Are we not magnificent? 🫠💤
Hear me out
Watch Warlock on loop and pretend it’s the same universe
Don’t let the fascists define “fun”, “healthy” or “meaningful”
Don’t let them tell you this is “absurdist masochism”
You’re beyond all that now. Dread enlightenment awaits
Hear me out
Watch Warlock on loop and pretend it’s the same universe
Don’t let the fascists define “fun”, “healthy” or “meaningful”
Don’t let them tell you this is “absurdist masochism”
You’re beyond all that now. Dread enlightenment awaits
But you're still gonna drop dead before you finish that custom Warhammer army
But you're still gonna drop dead before you finish that custom Warhammer army
This is about a story mode we’re hoping to include. The team seemed to like it so here ya go-
Kind of a mood
This is about a story mode we’re hoping to include. The team seemed to like it so here ya go-
Kind of a mood
This is like when a well-meaning parent or relative looks at your favorite cartoon / game and *tries* to make a cake in the rough shape, but ends up making a delicious insult to art, life, and god
Adorable.
This is like when a well-meaning parent or relative looks at your favorite cartoon / game and *tries* to make a cake in the rough shape, but ends up making a delicious insult to art, life, and god
Adorable.
See? When this version intoned earnest nothings, it then had the decency to simply explode.
(not a dunk on OP, obviously)
See? When this version intoned earnest nothings, it then had the decency to simply explode.
(not a dunk on OP, obviously)
Disney's Robin Hood, out here Awakening certain individuals of 'singular taste' long before it existed. 🦊💘
Disney's Robin Hood, out here Awakening certain individuals of 'singular taste' long before it existed. 🦊💘
He was subtweeting you in 1869
Happy Friday
He was subtweeting you in 1869
Happy Friday
And as per my brand, I am experiencing ongoing self-inflicted psychic damage and just, y'know, posting through it
And as per my brand, I am experiencing ongoing self-inflicted psychic damage and just, y'know, posting through it
Chris likely meant: "I'm stressed!". But as a Darkest Dungeon player, I smiled. I finished that facade ~2003, half mad at 3am under a lavender-black Texas sky.
In 2024, my deadline panic now just works the AM shift.
Chris likely meant: "I'm stressed!". But as a Darkest Dungeon player, I smiled. I finished that facade ~2003, half mad at 3am under a lavender-black Texas sky.
In 2024, my deadline panic now just works the AM shift.
Newscaster: "The Kids... Are Calling it 'Hildegarding'"
Newscaster: "The Kids... Are Calling it 'Hildegarding'"
It turns out - this dream was simply incorrect, I have a new one now
It turns out - this dream was simply incorrect, I have a new one now
I know that look. Went to hell for missing a deadline, and totally saw it coming
I know that look. Went to hell for missing a deadline, and totally saw it coming