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Mennonite-raised. I get told "no" a lot. I'm finishing a math degree I started 20 years ago. I pretend to be a maned wolf-shaped tree on the Internet. You've used stuff I've worked on.

Trans rights are human rights.

I'm @nrr1.618033989 on Signal.
Current catus

I'm being told that it's time to wake up by Laureline kneading on my shins and purring so enthusiastically that she's also cooing.

Of course, Valérian has come to join her.
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"Should I get a BOSS TU-3 in 2025?"

Wait a bit and get it in 2026.
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Somehow, I missed that Jogeir Liljedahl had remixed the theme from the Amiga game Hybris.

www.amigaremix.com/remix/3333
Hybris Imploded! by Jogeir Liljedahl
This is a remix of Hybris (and turbo imploder 3), composed by Paul van der Valk.
www.amigaremix.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Oh, man, how has no one quoted the Panashiba PSA from Tales from the Afternow yet?

"This is a Panashiba reminder to make sure you only practice what certified instructors have taught you.
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I'm reminded that I had to explain burning CDs to the kids this past week.

"The proper term was 'recording,' but we used 'burning' both because it sounded cooler and because CD recorders used a laser to cut the pits in the substrate of recordable media, more or less by actually burning it."
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I'm finding that computers are a good idea on paper, but the execution is quite poor.

Through no fault of my own beyond insisting on running updates, VcXsrv and Emacs are broken on Windows, so I now have access to neither acme nor org-mode.

This is unlivable.
November 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I will forever find it funny that USB mass storage gives you two options for how you'd like your disk: floppy or "scuzzy."
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Oh, there's a runoff election happening yet, it seems. That wasn't clear a few weeks ago.

The only thing that tipped me off to it was Rishi Kumar crowing in my inbox about how he intends to use an elected bureaucrat's post to protect prop 13 and how he disapproves of a natural gas ban.
November 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
A minimal purrface has everywhere vanishing bean curvature.
November 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I'm presently in possession of the NOC list. Or am I?

It could just be a little sleight of hand.
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
ホワイトボードマーカー, I tell you hwhat.
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Consider: the Notfallschüsseldienst, which will deliver you a bowl when you're under duress.

"Wenn Sie Ihre Schüssel vergessen haben, sind wir für Sie da."
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I am really jonesing for a spice bag something fierce.
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Oh! The problem sets assigned this week cover sequence and series convergence. Nice.
November 18, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I got called an elderly queer by the kids today. That was nice. (:
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I made the mistake of doing some Hanon-inspired exercises on the bass last night, and writing is very hard today. Oops.

But, hey, the upshot is that I (think I) finally have enough feeling back in my hands to take the bass up again, so there's that.
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Huh. Ishiguro's "Klara and the Sun" reads a bit like Aldiss's "Super-Toys Last All Summer Long."

At least, David and Klara have quite a few parallels.
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
So, fun hack I discovered this quarter for Zoom: start a recording of the space you'll be in when it's empty. Then, after, like, 10 minutes, walk behind the chair you'll be sitting in. Stop recording.

Now, use that as your background.

After a while, everyone notices the game.
November 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Sometimes, Caesar takes care of himself in a way that benefits wider society.
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I really, really missed this drug.

I can breathe through my nose again! I didn't snore myself awake last night!
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
For Halloween next year, I'll just carry around a sign that reads, "Fast forward and rewind are unavailable during ads."

I think I've atoned enough for my past work to have a bit of a laugh at it.
November 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Ich wundere mich…

Es ist schon lange her, bis ich was auf Deutsch gelesen habe. Was für gute Bücher (die originell auf Deutsch veröffentlicht wurden, lieber keine Übersetzungen z.B. aus dem Englischen) habts ihr in letzter Zeit gelesen?

Romane, Sachbücher, ist mir ja egal.
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"Nate, why differential geometry?"

After having spent way too much time in numerical analysis, discrete differential geometry looks like fun to play around in. (Given some wacky PDE applications to graphs, why not poke at possible DG applications to same?)

Also, soap bubbles and ketchup.
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Well, I now have some faculty interest in a baby do Carmo reading.

The two other problem sets (on top of the take-home exam for the same course) were moved to next week, so I can mostly focus on fun stuff after I get that done.

That kind of had me sweating a bit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I've also decided that the treatment of local curve theory one typically finds in calculus texts is sadistic.

Why cover arc length and then proceed to develop the Frenet-Serret apparatus along with curvature and torsion immediately as if you hadn't?
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM