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Noah Bahamut
@nova-hattori.bsky.social
22/Male
Autistic as fuck
Nintendo fan
Coeurl
Garlean hoping for a better future.
Might occasionally reply to nsfw stuff, so fair warning.
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...Okay, I heard what's going on out there.

-_-; Oh god.

I won't go into details - you'll have to figure it out yourself.
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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Wait, the fascist is an antisemite?

What a totally shocking M. Night Shyamalan-esque plot twist! Whomst could have foreseen?
New:Gregory Bovino, the Border Patrol field leader, made disparaging remarks in reference to the U.S. attorney in Minnesota, an Orthodox Jew, people with knowledge of the phone call said.

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/u...
Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Yes, go on...tea bag the bear trap...
Google’s Project Genie AI service launched, letting you generate "games" with Nintendo copyrighted characters.

buff.ly/fj9MSql
January 31, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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i'm in a coma, right? that's what's happening here. i'm in some sort of medical state
January 31, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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Today‘s alearfred doodle
December 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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wow guys if you liked this youll Love fox’s new video which has almost nothing to do with this post aside from both of them being about dmc bsky.app/profile/foxc...
January 30, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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i had this conversation with fox a few months ago and it has not left my mind because i really didnt even consider that
January 28, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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Here's an opportunity to support the other journalist arrested today; Georgia Fort, who will have far fewer resources available to her than Don Lemon.
Georgia Fort's is chilling, and it's being overshadowed by the equally chilling arrest of Don Lemon.

A GoFundMe is being set up for Fort. In the meantime, you can support her work directly – without paying massive fundraising platform fees – through her website:

www.georgiafort.com/support
Support Independent Journalism | GF
www.georgiafort.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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メガゴルーグ(Mega Golurk)
January 30, 2026 at 9:01 AM
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If you plan to buy Pipsqueaks in the future, you can review the indexes. We also update it.

This is the second edition of the index!

I will publish the second edition of the Pipsqueak Commission Index later.
Crispy Toast Pipsqueak Index (Second Edition)
Crispy Toast’s Pipsqueak Index Welcome to the Crispy Toast Pipsqueak Index. Pipsqueaks are small but adorable (unless otherwise) images. The art style is based off of WarioWare or Rhythm Heaven, and ...
docs.google.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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mood halfway through headline: 📈

mood at the end of headline: 📉
January 30, 2026 at 8:01 AM
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You have slain one of my people. You must pay with your life.
January 29, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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What I'd like to see? Warning this will get long and opinionated. Also as I'm preempting this with 'these are my opinions' and you are welcome to disagree and to have your own thoughts. That's fine, attacks/arguing are not.
January 29, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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My friend sent me this earlier today
January 30, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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I wonder if I can give that thing a try.
January 28, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.
January 27, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Nintendo after reading this
January 29, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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"Whoops sorry guys, we've upped your training requirements to 30 months. You'll have to pay your recruits full salary during that time too. We're not going to budget any money for that but you can draw from the already allocated money in the BBB."
The job right now isn't to advocate for more training, or body cams or QR codes or whatever because those things will be effective in their own right. It's to advocate for those things because it will bleed ICE's slush-fund white.
January 30, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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One of the states most on top of it right now is Maryland, where Dem lawmakers appear to be racing to pass a ban on the infamous 287g contracts with ICE.

This nine months after Dems stood down at the last minute on doing the same; posted this at the time.
1️⃣ Maryland's GOP sheriffs are rushing to join an ICE program that's one of the most visible funnels into the deportation machinery.

State Democrats were on the verge of banning the program in Maryland—but chose to stand down.

@burness.bsky.social reports on what happened, & why it matters:
“A Betrayal in Slow Motion”: Maryland Democrats Forgo Banning ICE Contracts  - Bolts
The clock neared midnight on Monday, April 7, the final day of Maryland’s 2025 legislative session, and immigrant rights advocates, who’d been at the statehouse all day, and for many... Read More
boltsmag.org
January 30, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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The US Government, through the National Science Foundation, does in fact have effective control of the South Pole, so this is actually a possible thing to do.
a modest proposal to reduce political hit of the readmittance of deported Americans in 2029 by forcibly relocating every single employee of the Department of Homeland Security to the South Pole
January 30, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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GOAT
January 30, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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artists on bsky, don't be afraid to repost your art. there is no shame in it. if you feel shameful for it, that's either learned behavior or secret fake rules you made for yourself. repost it several times a day, for several days. then again a month later. people aren't gonna see it otherwise.
January 29, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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Lindsey Graham will shut down U.S. Gov witholding his vote unless he's paid half a million $.
Lindsey Graham, folks!
NO SENATE VOTE TONIGHT

Couldn’t get all senators to allow a speedy vote. Schumer tells reporters Lindsey Graham is blocking it. “That’s the holdup,” Schumer tells reporters. Graham wants to keep a provision letting him sue to pocket $500,000 over J6 phone records seized.
January 30, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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At this point I believe he either has extreme egotism/narcissist, or has genuine severe brain damage.
January 30, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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Between living in the 9th and then being trapped in Solution 9, Ammy's gonna come out into the Source completely new to eating food that isn't synthetic and electrified slop, and Igos will be giddy like a dummy trying to introduce her to Turali cuisine
January 30, 2026 at 3:40 AM