Walter Kosumak
@notwallygm.bsky.social
Drunk mascot of the Boston Red Sox. Used to be a decent insult comic. You still need to get me a beer and keep your children the fuck away from me, shitheads.
Jesus pancake flipping fuck, I fucking hate MLB.
Let's just make it as inconvenient as possible to watch a fucking baseball game. At this point, it's cheaper to just buy a burner laptop and let it get populated with all the malware and viruses that come from free streaming sports sites.
Let's just make it as inconvenient as possible to watch a fucking baseball game. At this point, it's cheaper to just buy a burner laptop and let it get populated with all the malware and viruses that come from free streaming sports sites.
February 10, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Jesus pancake flipping fuck, I fucking hate MLB.
Let's just make it as inconvenient as possible to watch a fucking baseball game. At this point, it's cheaper to just buy a burner laptop and let it get populated with all the malware and viruses that come from free streaming sports sites.
Let's just make it as inconvenient as possible to watch a fucking baseball game. At this point, it's cheaper to just buy a burner laptop and let it get populated with all the malware and viruses that come from free streaming sports sites.
JFK if Drake Maye was the shooter
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
JFK if Drake Maye was the shooter
I didn't have meal diamond doing a commercial for sandwich cum on my 2026 bingo card
February 9, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I didn't have meal diamond doing a commercial for sandwich cum on my 2026 bingo card
When I was a kid, the only Mr Beast we had was the beast in my pants
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
When I was a kid, the only Mr Beast we had was the beast in my pants
Seahawks aren't even real. Seattle's team should be called either the Seagulls or the Suicidal Penguins
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Seahawks aren't even real. Seattle's team should be called either the Seagulls or the Suicidal Penguins
Drake Maye's career is over
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Drake Maye's career is over
The Patriots are taking more sacks than a fucking gay porn flick
February 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
The Patriots are taking more sacks than a fucking gay porn flick
The Epstein files are basically like "hey welcome to child rape island mind if we take your photo 10 zillion times"
February 4, 2026 at 1:54 AM
The Epstein files are basically like "hey welcome to child rape island mind if we take your photo 10 zillion times"
That's enough Internet for me today. Social media is stupid.
January 23, 2026 at 1:35 AM
That's enough Internet for me today. Social media is stupid.
Please consider go fucking yourself in the future.
extremely bluesky-ass post, please reconsider hitting reply in the future
January 23, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Please consider go fucking yourself in the future.
If they're going to elect Carlos Beltrán into the Baseball Hall of Fame, than it's time to let all of the other cheaters into Cooperstown. You either have a standard or you don't; no double-standards.
January 21, 2026 at 1:55 AM
If they're going to elect Carlos Beltrán into the Baseball Hall of Fame, than it's time to let all of the other cheaters into Cooperstown. You either have a standard or you don't; no double-standards.
Me every snow bowl
January 18, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Me every snow bowl
Seeing how poorly CJ Stroud and Drake Maye are playing, Denver's backup QB might become a household name next weekend.
January 18, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Seeing how poorly CJ Stroud and Drake Maye are playing, Denver's backup QB might become a household name next weekend.
wtf is a seahawk they don't exist and their logo looks like sam the eagle
January 18, 2026 at 3:57 AM
wtf is a seahawk they don't exist and their logo looks like sam the eagle
you can't spell kung fu without FU
interesting
interesting
January 18, 2026 at 3:55 AM
you can't spell kung fu without FU
interesting
interesting
Luckily San Francisco is super gay because Seattle is fucking them up the ass
January 18, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Luckily San Francisco is super gay because Seattle is fucking them up the ass
We're about 2 days away from Trump buttfucking a polar bear
January 18, 2026 at 3:26 AM
We're about 2 days away from Trump buttfucking a polar bear
The San Francisco Forty 9-11's
January 18, 2026 at 1:54 AM
The San Francisco Forty 9-11's
Death, taxes, and the Bulls absolutely blowing goats in the playoffs
January 18, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Death, taxes, and the Bulls absolutely blowing goats in the playoffs
If you go on Polymarket and bet that the Bills won't win a Superbowl before WWIII breaks out, you'll win a lot of money and have like 2 days to spend it. Facts.
January 18, 2026 at 1:11 AM
If you go on Polymarket and bet that the Bills won't win a Superbowl before WWIII breaks out, you'll win a lot of money and have like 2 days to spend it. Facts.
Playoffs Josh Allen has arrived
January 17, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Playoffs Josh Allen has arrived
I haven't commented on the #redsox signing Ranger Suárez because I couldn't give a fuck.
They traded David Price in a salary dump along with Mookie and got nothing meaningful in return. They knew they weren't signing Xander yet didn't get anything for him. Devers. All that for Suárez? Fuck off.
They traded David Price in a salary dump along with Mookie and got nothing meaningful in return. They knew they weren't signing Xander yet didn't get anything for him. Devers. All that for Suárez? Fuck off.
January 16, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I haven't commented on the #redsox signing Ranger Suárez because I couldn't give a fuck.
They traded David Price in a salary dump along with Mookie and got nothing meaningful in return. They knew they weren't signing Xander yet didn't get anything for him. Devers. All that for Suárez? Fuck off.
They traded David Price in a salary dump along with Mookie and got nothing meaningful in return. They knew they weren't signing Xander yet didn't get anything for him. Devers. All that for Suárez? Fuck off.
Placing a bet on Polymarket that Aaron Rodgers will join ICE by this Thursday
January 13, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Placing a bet on Polymarket that Aaron Rodgers will join ICE by this Thursday