Alessandra 🏳️⚧️
@notsnakeplisskin.bsky.social
The last real dirtbag t-girl
No, I’m not Lilah from Buffy. I’m just envious of her cheekbones.
No, I’m not Lilah from Buffy. I’m just envious of her cheekbones.
Improve a movie title by adding “With Big Naturals”
Face Off With Big Naturals
Face Off With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Avatar: Fire and Ash With Big Naturals
Avatar: Fire and Ash With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Tombstone With Big Naturals
Tombstone With Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Improve a movie title by adding “With Big Naturals”
Face Off With Big Naturals
Face Off With Big Naturals
I suck at spending too much time on a day off asking myself if I’m using my time well. I’m not when I’m obsessing over that. Ugh.
January 20, 2026 at 12:19 PM
I suck at spending too much time on a day off asking myself if I’m using my time well. I’m not when I’m obsessing over that. Ugh.
In a race against time to finish my job and move on to working for myself before my tits show too much (I’m not out at work). Adds to the excitement of life lol
January 13, 2026 at 4:07 PM
In a race against time to finish my job and move on to working for myself before my tits show too much (I’m not out at work). Adds to the excitement of life lol
My New Year’s resolution is to read and work out more. We’ll see
January 1, 2026 at 4:47 PM
My New Year’s resolution is to read and work out more. We’ll see
In a world that is increasingly cruel I just want to wish you a happy new year and a happier and kinder 2026. Especially all the trans girls.
January 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
In a world that is increasingly cruel I just want to wish you a happy new year and a happier and kinder 2026. Especially all the trans girls.
She’s in fine form today
December 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
She’s in fine form today
Getting to the point in life where a long stretch of uninterrupted reading and writing time gets me so excited, they way going out used to when I was young
December 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Getting to the point in life where a long stretch of uninterrupted reading and writing time gets me so excited, they way going out used to when I was young
Why did you transition? Wrong Answers only.
So when I got into Warhammer I could get longer lore explanations from men if I looked like a girl.
So when I got into Warhammer I could get longer lore explanations from men if I looked like a girl.
Why did you transition, wrong answers only
It would've been weird for a man to host a podcast about the female characters of Sesame Street
It would've been weird for a man to host a podcast about the female characters of Sesame Street
Why did you transition, wrong answers only
There was this prophecy about “firstborn son of the father” and I was like “fuck that”
There was this prophecy about “firstborn son of the father” and I was like “fuck that”
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Why did you transition? Wrong Answers only.
So when I got into Warhammer I could get longer lore explanations from men if I looked like a girl.
So when I got into Warhammer I could get longer lore explanations from men if I looked like a girl.
Happy birthday Joe! (You know the one I mean)
December 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Happy birthday Joe! (You know the one I mean)
I’m fully in the Christmas spirit. I want to dress in red and be slutty and be cozy all day with my girlfriend.
December 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’m fully in the Christmas spirit. I want to dress in red and be slutty and be cozy all day with my girlfriend.
Being on HRT secretly is kind of fun. Call me a man as much as you want, I’m Changggggiinggggg
December 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Being on HRT secretly is kind of fun. Call me a man as much as you want, I’m Changggggiinggggg
I’ve never really comprehended people having multiple Bluesky accounts, I barely keep up with one
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’ve never really comprehended people having multiple Bluesky accounts, I barely keep up with one
Adding something like this to my D&D game
These green books are toxic. Here's why #Ontario #Video
Poison books that contain arsenic in their cover or spine have been identified in some of Western University's libraries in London, Ont.
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www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
Poison books that contain arsenic in their cover or spine have been identified in some of Western University's libraries in London, Ont.
/1 thread
www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
These green books are toxic. Here's why
Poison books that contain arsenic in their cover or spine have been identified in some of Western University's libraries in London, Ont. Special collections and rare books librarian Deborah Meert-Will...
www.cbc.ca
November 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Adding something like this to my D&D game
I have to do drug group every fucking day. It takes so long to document, it’s ruining my workday, and there’s no end to it until I get my hours and testing done for my LCSW and I’m overloaded on clients. And then I have to go home and study.
November 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I have to do drug group every fucking day. It takes so long to document, it’s ruining my workday, and there’s no end to it until I get my hours and testing done for my LCSW and I’m overloaded on clients. And then I have to go home and study.
Dick Cheney dead. Pussy Cheney’s time in the sun has arrived.
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Dick Cheney dead. Pussy Cheney’s time in the sun has arrived.
Went walking in the woods yesterday
November 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Went walking in the woods yesterday
I need to do the background check and then study to take the LSW test and then take the test and then submit my hours and then wait and then once I do all that I can take some time for my transition. It’s such a goddamn slog, but I’ll do it for the estrogen.
October 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I need to do the background check and then study to take the LSW test and then take the test and then submit my hours and then wait and then once I do all that I can take some time for my transition. It’s such a goddamn slog, but I’ll do it for the estrogen.
No, this couldn’t be me exactly. That’s not steam shooting out of my ears.
two things i see over and over again talking to trans femmes about their pre-transition lives:
1) weird, circuitous life paths/careers
2) romantic feelings or relationships with much older women
1) weird, circuitous life paths/careers
2) romantic feelings or relationships with much older women
October 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
No, this couldn’t be me exactly. That’s not steam shooting out of my ears.
The thing that absolutely kills me with this defending the Maine guys Nazi tattoo, is the military vet ranks are replete with black leftists who joined to go to college. Just get one of those guys if you HAVE to have a vet.
October 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The thing that absolutely kills me with this defending the Maine guys Nazi tattoo, is the military vet ranks are replete with black leftists who joined to go to college. Just get one of those guys if you HAVE to have a vet.
Getting some extra use out of my sexy bunny costume. Can’t just wear it once. Happy Halloween party to you
October 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Getting some extra use out of my sexy bunny costume. Can’t just wear it once. Happy Halloween party to you
It seems like the world is going insane, such a perfect time to get into Warhammer 40k lore.
October 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It seems like the world is going insane, such a perfect time to get into Warhammer 40k lore.
I wish someone taught me that the key to art is to just stick with it. I mostly write bad poetry, but every once in a while I do something good, but not without all those fails.
October 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I wish someone taught me that the key to art is to just stick with it. I mostly write bad poetry, but every once in a while I do something good, but not without all those fails.
One of the most wonderfully bad man things is just screwing up your relationship until it’s too late and then feeling sorry for yourself.
October 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
One of the most wonderfully bad man things is just screwing up your relationship until it’s too late and then feeling sorry for yourself.
I listened to the Taylor album, kind of boring. I don’t know all the inside baseball stuff here that she apparently hides in the lyrics so I guess I’m missing the references, and without that, it’s just kinda meh
October 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I listened to the Taylor album, kind of boring. I don’t know all the inside baseball stuff here that she apparently hides in the lyrics so I guess I’m missing the references, and without that, it’s just kinda meh