He no longer wears the giant suit so he needs a giant band.

Scaramouche, obviously, because he will do the Fandango.

But but but but didn't they tell us just a few months ago that it wasn't possible to get rid of all the slow zones?

They pretended it was - numbered it like one and showed it as such on maps.

It's illegal for store gift cards to expire or get drained by fees, but not for others (e.g. cards issued by a shopping mall that are good for multiple stores within the mall).

It's like that old Petula Clark song. Sing this to the first two lines of the chorus:

Don't sleep in the subway, darling
And don't eat the yellow snow-oh-oh

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As opposed to Aerial Pollock, which would be a flying fish.

Hard to say - maybe being in a forest while disguised? There was a reason behind it but it does seem oddly specific.

Another example often cited is stealing turnips. Dunno if theft of other produce was considered less serious or if the same penalty would apply to pears or carrots.

When I was researching my video about executions in Toronto, I was surprised to learn how many things used to qualify for capital punishment - over 200 different crimes back in the day!