Joyeux Noëling Owen Meany 🎄
@notowenmeany.bsky.social
If our first interaction is you following me, I won't be following back.
80% faux snobbery, 20% actual snobbery. Even I'm not sure which is which. He/Him.
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80% faux snobbery, 20% actual snobbery. Even I'm not sure which is which. He/Him.
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/notowenmeany.bsky.social/lists/3l72c4lzqtx2k
Boy, that's tough. The Dead Zone, Shawshank, Carrie, and even The Green Mile come to mind immediately. I would have said Misery, but we just watched it again and it doesn't get inside Paul Sheldon's head enough. The book does a great job of that.
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Boy, that's tough. The Dead Zone, Shawshank, Carrie, and even The Green Mile come to mind immediately. I would have said Misery, but we just watched it again and it doesn't get inside Paul Sheldon's head enough. The book does a great job of that.
I *really* need to know before I have this conversation with my wife.
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I *really* need to know before I have this conversation with my wife.
Same, but I was shooting Nazis. Ah, good times.
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Same, but I was shooting Nazis. Ah, good times.
"Ha ha, oops, well the point still stands. It's twice as big as a STANDARD bathroom sink."
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"Ha ha, oops, well the point still stands. It's twice as big as a STANDARD bathroom sink."
Well, the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Well, the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Man, I gotta "accidentally" get my d*ck in a shot with one of these!
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Man, I gotta "accidentally" get my d*ck in a shot with one of these!
America's Most Prolific Serial Killer: Jessica Fletcher
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
America's Most Prolific Serial Killer: Jessica Fletcher
Derek, I fully expected you to break down why that's a *terrible* choice of coat for that activity, essentially being a funnel upwards, and offer three better options.
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Derek, I fully expected you to break down why that's a *terrible* choice of coat for that activity, essentially being a funnel upwards, and offer three better options.
He's so happy. It must be freezing out!
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 AM
He's so happy. It must be freezing out!
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✨The✨ Saturday Reader, ladies and gentlemen.
✨The✨ Saturday Reader, ladies and gentlemen.
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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✨The✨ Saturday Reader, ladies and gentlemen.
✨The✨ Saturday Reader, ladies and gentlemen.
Yes! It's fundumb and she can get the jokes.
November 29, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Yes! It's fundumb and she can get the jokes.
It's like I can still hear her sometimes.
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 AM
It's like I can still hear her sometimes.
Would it help to know they taste TERRIBLE?
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Would it help to know they taste TERRIBLE?
Have you considered becoming a Matchstick Guy, à la Marion "Cobra" Cobretti?
a close up of a man wearing sunglasses .
Alt: Stallone in sunglasses chewing a matchstick while slightly shaking his head.
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November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Have you considered becoming a Matchstick Guy, à la Marion "Cobra" Cobretti?
I'm hoping for a discount on Wagon Wednesday!
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I'm hoping for a discount on Wagon Wednesday!
I'm sure it is! Especially if you're into good movies. I mostly stream trash when not watching my own discs, so I don't have a subscription. I've been meaning to try it.
November 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I'm sure it is! Especially if you're into good movies. I mostly stream trash when not watching my own discs, so I don't have a subscription. I've been meaning to try it.
Why would I say that? Am I having a stroke? That doesn't make any sense!
Also, that looks great. Please send some.
Also, that looks great. Please send some.
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Why would I say that? Am I having a stroke? That doesn't make any sense!
Also, that looks great. Please send some.
Also, that looks great. Please send some.