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Opportunity favors the prepared.
Louis Pasteur

The modern dogma is comfort at any cost.
Aldo Leopold

In absolute governments the King is law, so in free countries the law ought to be king.
Thomas Paine

What we do in this life echoes in eternity.
Maximus
The west wing signage was needed because it was too messy to leave a trail of french fries every day.
December 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Just show the nice officer your sausage fingers for definitive proof.
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December 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Then after a nap & some coffee came the rocky mountain range.
a man in a black jacket stands in front of a snowy landscape
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December 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Really overcompensating for being completely underwhelming.
December 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
maga is fine with surveillance & centralized control - as long as they're the ones doing it.
December 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
b/c it's readily understood after watching any of the thousands of videos of ice goons acting like fascist gestapo a-holes that their actions are not about immigration.
it's about intimidation & instigation - they're trying to provoke a confrontation as an excuse/opportunity to occupy blue states.
December 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The natural consequences of being complicit corrupt cowards.
They'd rather bankrupt their core voting block (with the aca subsidies ending) than remove the senile criminal tyrant driving their party into the ground.
December 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
ffs even uber-maga mouthbreather ken paxton knows vought is full of shat.

'“The relevant statute imposes no such ‘surplus’ limitation. Far from it—the Supreme Court recognized that the statute ‘authorizes the Bureau to draw money from the combined earnings of the Federal Reserve,’ full stop.”
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
the scotus' maga majority gave texass the greenlight to their (further) gerrymandered redistricting, so the redstates can bellyache & feign indignity, but they'll fall in line & do it eventually.
because they're spineless career nihilists.
and they've been a mafia since citizens united.
December 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
But she adored him, early on at least.
He won the arranged marriage lottery & like a cad thought he could do better.
December 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
they ran out of cousins quite a while ago. 😄
lady di was a reboot.
December 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Chuck married WAY above his darwinian appropriate level. 😄👍
December 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Yup, so they can claim victory by half-arsing a solution to a problem they created.
December 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
4/ nutrient mobilization, can also be...affected by acid rain, with some acid-tolerant species becoming dominant while others decline. Changes in microbial community composition...can disrupt nutrient cycles...'

To recap-> pervasive global acid rain = no plants Interstellar = zombie apocalypse
December 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
3/ in turn creates a darwinian selection environment for sulfuric acid tolerant fungal species, which would predate on the weakened plants, especially the leafy ones that we & most of the terrestrial species like/need to eat.

'Fungal communities, which play a crucial role in decomposition and...'
How Does Acid Rain Affect Agriculture? → Question
Acid rain diminishes agricultural yields by acidifying soils, depleting nutrients, and directly damaging plants, jeopardizing food production. → Question
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December 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
2/ the primary chemical in acid rain, aka sulfuric acid. You know, the stuff that literally kills the plant & soil ecosystems, that are kinda important to...well, every friggin thing.
It depletes the calcium in the soil, which plants need in abundance, & destroys the mycelium network, which...
December 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
No, sort of like a clown car of impotent homelanders.
December 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Westley:
Give us the gate key.

Yellin:
I have no gate key.

Inigo Montoya:
Fezzik, tear his arms off.

Yellin:
Oh, you mean *this* gate key.
"Oh, You Mean This Gate Key."
YouTube video by Chapel Perilous
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December 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM