notlikelybutpossible
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Current ship: Resurgent-class Star Destroyer Kylux | Occassionally NSFW | AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/notlikelybutpossible/works
Hux showing up at the shelter, exhausted, bags under his eyes like "I need your most nocturnal cat"
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Hux showing up at the shelter, exhausted, bags under his eyes like "I need your most nocturnal cat"
Hux ends up getting Millicent so that she and the poltergeist can do 3am zoomies together.
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Hux ends up getting Millicent so that she and the poltergeist can do 3am zoomies together.
Cardo: You give every toad 11s and 12s out of 10, it makes no sense
Trudgen: They're good toads, Cardo
Trudgen: They're good toads, Cardo
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Cardo: You give every toad 11s and 12s out of 10, it makes no sense
Trudgen: They're good toads, Cardo
Trudgen: They're good toads, Cardo
Wild to me that someone would make a joke like that about a stranger, in front of other strangers. Like... what are you doing? We're not friends, this isn't banter - this is a support group, it is for sharing advice.
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Wild to me that someone would make a joke like that about a stranger, in front of other strangers. Like... what are you doing? We're not friends, this isn't banter - this is a support group, it is for sharing advice.
The face of a man who knows he has to try anyway 🥲
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The face of a man who knows he has to try anyway 🥲
Hux blames Leia for not dealing with this behaviour before Kylo was adopted
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Hux blames Leia for not dealing with this behaviour before Kylo was adopted
I need Millicent to call Kylo "bitch-boy" at EVERY available opportunity
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I need Millicent to call Kylo "bitch-boy" at EVERY available opportunity
Hate that, I need my hands for everything.
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Hate that, I need my hands for everything.
Motivation is a strange and untameable beast. If you manage to get on its back and ride it, wonderful, but you're not steering it!
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Motivation is a strange and untameable beast. If you manage to get on its back and ride it, wonderful, but you're not steering it!
Trudgen isn't allowed pockets either
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Trudgen isn't allowed pockets either
Henry! Good heavens, that is your SECRETARY! 😱😱😱
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Henry! Good heavens, that is your SECRETARY! 😱😱😱
Hux is, by this metric, and this metric alone, a master chef.
November 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Hux is, by this metric, and this metric alone, a master chef.
They move on their own and that is exactly what they're MEANT to do.
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
They move on their own and that is exactly what they're MEANT to do.
The students do not seem to have noticed 😑
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The students do not seem to have noticed 😑
Yup, same here. Half our ebooks just... disappeared.
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Yup, same here. Half our ebooks just... disappeared.
At the next desk is Ronnie, answering the question 'What did you learn today?' with "I didnt learn anything; I was right all along."
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
At the next desk is Ronnie, answering the question 'What did you learn today?' with "I didnt learn anything; I was right all along."
"full homo" has never sounded so romantic
November 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"full homo" has never sounded so romantic
Well maybe if Hux would let Kylo take him on a nice ride along the river, Kylo wouldn't have to keep finding excuses to spend time with him!
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Well maybe if Hux would let Kylo take him on a nice ride along the river, Kylo wouldn't have to keep finding excuses to spend time with him!