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notlikelybutpossible
@notlikely.bsky.social
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Current ship: Resurgent-class Star Destroyer Kylux | Occassionally NSFW | AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/notlikelybutpossible/works
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Weekend bump! Liquid blob Kylo returns in: With friends like these, who needs enemas? archiveofourown.org/works/74646331 🖤💦
AO3 tags and summary for 'With friends like these, who needs enemas?' a Kylux fanfic by notlikelybutpossible
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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This guy again! Still having a bad time, I see.
First Order officer from one of the Kylo Ren comics, pulling the exact face you'd make if you had to deliver bad news to General Hux and Supreme Leader Kylo Ren.
October 17, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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I really wanted several hundred berries, actually
A frankly absurd number of berries
October 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Britta from comedy show Community saying 'I can excuse murder but I draw the line at rape', a dig at Blusky's new community guidelines
September 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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🫂🫂🫂 Best I can offer is my current favourite image:
The pool is 5 Feep Deet
August 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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None of these people can spell 'cataclysm'
Screencap from TRoS, left to right: Finn, Chewie, Rey, C-3P0, Poe
August 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
notlikely.bsky.social
Same picture
A lady with hair rollers in sits under a hood dryer, looking at her phone and smiling
July 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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New fic!!! Black Sand Grey, for the #KyluxShortShorts prompt Eldritch/Beach: archiveofourown.org/works/67424767

@kyluxshortshorts.bsky.social
A foamy wave washing onto a black sand beach, with the words Black Sand Grey on top
July 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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'Hehe / not hehe' meme but it's Hux going pink with anger in the Legacy of Vader comics
July 9, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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Asked and answered
Bluesky timeline very helpfully put the Kylux photo prompt of a man in wet, white boxers that highlight his glorious ass, just above Jackie from Echo Valley pulling a silly face.
July 5, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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Might be under 'accessibility' in the settings? Mind you, mine is on, and bluesky doesn't vibrate for me...
Bluesky mobile app accessibility options, including a haptic feedback button
June 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
notlikely.bsky.social
THE DUALITY OF MAN
Domhnall Gleeson looking like a gangly 12 year old, riding a white horse during rehearsal for a scene that was apparently cut from Echo Valley Domhnall Gleeson looking FINE AF in a grey three-piece suit at the Echo Valley premiere
June 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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MERMAY IS NOT OVER! 🧜‍♀️ I STILL HAVE TIME! Please enjoy 'Silver & Gold', part 5 of An Octopus Story in Eight Parts, featuring Imperial Navy Captain Hux and tentacled sea-witch Ben: archiveofourown.org/works/65945302
Badly edited photo of the stern of the INS Finalizer (aka the HMS Surprise, but shhh), with the words 'Silver & Gold', the title of notlikelybutpossible's new Kylux fic featuring Imperial Navy Captain Hux and octopus merman Ben. Original image: https://www.flickr.com/photos/stayamused/16309588400
May 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Me too, lil buddy
A First Order officer (possibly Peavey) pulls an amazing 'oooh, awkward...' face as Kylo stalks away without letting Hux finish his sentence.
May 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
notlikely.bsky.social
SWC update: I have acquired a Tiny Kylo
Box (hopefully) containing a small plastic figure of Kylo Ren, in his TFA outfit. Tiny stompy man.
April 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Yeah! This is me:
TriskaTheGrave headshot on pokemon go
April 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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AgentLauraFrost on tumblr sent me this GORGEOUS bound volume of my Fall Out Kylux trilogy!!! It's so beautifully done, and IT'S A WHOLE-ASS BOOK?!?! Incredible.
Tiny Hux celebrates the arrival of a gorgeous bound book of the Fall Out Kylux trilogy, with blood-red covers and the First Order logo on the front. Tiny Hux inspects the raunchy content of the Fall Out Kylux trilogy bound book, with mounting horror.
March 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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This little guy is so important to me 🥺🥺🥺
A tiny cartoon Knight of Ren porg getting blown away in high winds, by dejavidetc
March 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Four panel wojak-esque comic where someone complains that life ain't fair, but when someone else hopefully suggests trying to make life more fair, the suggestion is not appreciated.
February 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Me? A trusted advisor? Oh, how nice! How unexpected! 🥰
A snip from nefastidies' comic showing Hux pondering the possibilities of being trusted by Kylo
February 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Visited Stonehenge. Delighted to report that yes, there was a Stonjourner nearby.
Stonehenge viewed from close up, on the permanent path. Didn't fully appreciate how BIG the stones are - they're like 3 times my height! (And 525 times my weight...) Stonehenge from the south (I think?) The earthworks trench that surrounds the stone circle is visible in the foreground. Stonehenge from the east (?) close to the original avenue that led to the circle Pokemon Go screenshot showing the pokemon Stonjourner, which looks like two standing stones with a capstone on the top. The upright stones have little muddy hiking boots on. Adorable.
December 6, 2024 at 2:13 PM