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Nothings Monstered
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The name is a joke from Shakespeare

This account is for whatever I feel like posting about. Mostly pictures that strike my fancy, posts about politics, disability, art, literature, et cetera

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Somewhat funny, mostly awful.
Photo of a TV screen showing YouTube where I've looked up Louise Brooks. right next to you a thumbnail for the Pandora's Box is a big SECRET NYMPHO title and teasing Louise Brooks porn I suspect Louise would have appreciated the ridiculousness as much as the awfulness, so I won't venture to be offended on her behalf.
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Tina Turner — Jack Robinson, 1969
B&W photo of Tina in a dancing pose, her hair falling over her face
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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It's smart to be careful
Cute illustration of five mice around a mousetrap. One of the mice is wearing a chef's touque and an apron. That mouse is using a human-sized fork to extract the bait from the trap.
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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It should have its own furniture, with a notepad next to it.
Telephone table with chair
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Traveling for the holiday, and this message just came up.
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November 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Salammbo — Almery Lobel-Riche, 1935
Painting of the heroine of Flaubert's novel with her name. She's standing beside a pillar at the edge of a temple. Her arms are thrown in the air as she beseeches the moon goddess.
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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A Witch — Edgar Bundy, 1896
A woman dances with crows in the woods. The red light behind her might be sunset or might be a forest fire.
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Vali on a Bench in the Rain — Ed Van der Elsken, 1950
B&W photo of of the artist Vali Myers smoking a cigarette in the rain. She looks youthfully gloomy. A bohemian in Paris
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Window Light - Tamalin Soleil Baumgarten, 2023
Oil on panel
12 x 16 in.
www.tsbaumgarten.com
Half light. Two white wooden buildings meet at a corner. Light shining through a window shines on the side of the other building
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Endymion and Selene —Victor Florence Pollet, 1854
A handsome shepherd sleeps on the ground, covered only in a little sheepskin. The moon goddess reclines in the curve of the crescent moon and watches the hottie while he dreams
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Series I No. I — Georgia O'Keeffe, 1918
Painting - a swirl of color. Yellows, reds, and blue-green
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Woman & White Cat — Will Barnet, 1971
Screenprint
A woman holding a white cat with a calico head over her shoulder
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Woman and Cats — Will Barnet, 1962
Pencil and charcoal on thick cream wove paper
578x702 mm
A woman lying on her back holding up a black cat with another lying by her side
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Boris Dolgov
B&W art - a bat winged demon creature flying under a full moon
November 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Dr. Seuss cartoon circa 1940 mocking gutless appeasers.
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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1940s Dr. Seuss cartoon about the first pro-fascist "America First" movement
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Predator (1987)
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Wonder Woman
Linda Carter in character as the heroine, arms crossed in front of her to show off her bracelets and a determined expression on her face.
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Mi Panthera Tigris Tigris — Nieves González, 2025
Painting of a woman in a green bathing suit holding a small tiger. A stuffed animal? A two-dimensional cutout? It's shown realistically but clearly not real in the same way the woman is shown
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Typewriter, London — Lee Miller, 1940
B&W photo of a smashed typewriter destroyed in the Blitz
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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1939
A poster for Pan-Am airline "FLY TO SOUTH SEA ISLES VIA PAN AMERICAN" Painting of a Pacific islander woman in a sarong and a flower crown watching a flying boat land in a harbor under a mountain
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Boris Dolgov, 1948
B&W art of a witch rising in the smoke from the chimney of a spooky little house. An affrighted black cat is running away. I'm sure the arc shape of the art was to fit it around a story in a pulp magazine, but this could make great letterhead for someone.
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Ligne d'horizon — Boris Dolgov
Painting of a blue city skyline
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Tura Satana
The actress, an Asian-American woman with long dark hair and a big bust, is wearing a zebra-print bikini and reclining on a bed with zebra-print sheets
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM