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its a miracle how reaonably fit and active i was a year ago bc i just had to carry pretty much the weight ive lost in the last year in the form of wood bricks from my car to the shed and i nearly died
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
its a miracle how reaonably fit and active i was a year ago bc i just had to carry pretty much the weight ive lost in the last year in the form of wood bricks from my car to the shed and i nearly died
if u ever want to ruin your day you can look up how many of the best earning OF models are extremely petit with very youthful features
thats a fun thing you could do if ever you got bored on a saturday
thats a fun thing you could do if ever you got bored on a saturday
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
if u ever want to ruin your day you can look up how many of the best earning OF models are extremely petit with very youthful features
thats a fun thing you could do if ever you got bored on a saturday
thats a fun thing you could do if ever you got bored on a saturday
lately all ive been eating is sour candy and cheese and i highly suspect thats not the answer people at the gym doing a "oh my gosh how did you lose the weight" thing want to hear
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
lately all ive been eating is sour candy and cheese and i highly suspect thats not the answer people at the gym doing a "oh my gosh how did you lose the weight" thing want to hear
Home ownership year 2:
Do I have the materials to fix this properly? Yes
Do I have the skills and time to fix this properly? For sure
Is it instead gonna stay like this till probably Christmas? You bet
Do I have the materials to fix this properly? Yes
Do I have the skills and time to fix this properly? For sure
Is it instead gonna stay like this till probably Christmas? You bet
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Home ownership year 2:
Do I have the materials to fix this properly? Yes
Do I have the skills and time to fix this properly? For sure
Is it instead gonna stay like this till probably Christmas? You bet
Do I have the materials to fix this properly? Yes
Do I have the skills and time to fix this properly? For sure
Is it instead gonna stay like this till probably Christmas? You bet
"oh du gehst auf den Weihnachtsmarkt?? in die Stadt?? Neee, ich hätte da ja Angst"
ja, okay, und???
ja, okay, und???
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
"oh du gehst auf den Weihnachtsmarkt?? in die Stadt?? Neee, ich hätte da ja Angst"
ja, okay, und???
ja, okay, und???
as somewhat of a hippity dippity sustainable 🌸nature🌸 sort of person i am increasingly convinced that we can pretty much stop with climate education at this point
If you want to know more what this is about (and you should - quite likely this will affect your life and your children): youtu.be/ULJXqOZuY-8?...
Is the Atlantic Ocean circulation close to tipping?
YouTube video by Earth System Analysis - Potsdam Institute
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 9:28 AM
as somewhat of a hippity dippity sustainable 🌸nature🌸 sort of person i am increasingly convinced that we can pretty much stop with climate education at this point
how long can you not move before all your muscles atrophy and you turn into goo?
bc the adhd dopamine from martial arts being new has worn off and its too cold and dark to be hobbiting around the woods much so unless i find a new hobby that requires movement ill just be sat on the sofa till june
bc the adhd dopamine from martial arts being new has worn off and its too cold and dark to be hobbiting around the woods much so unless i find a new hobby that requires movement ill just be sat on the sofa till june
November 29, 2025 at 9:20 AM
how long can you not move before all your muscles atrophy and you turn into goo?
bc the adhd dopamine from martial arts being new has worn off and its too cold and dark to be hobbiting around the woods much so unless i find a new hobby that requires movement ill just be sat on the sofa till june
bc the adhd dopamine from martial arts being new has worn off and its too cold and dark to be hobbiting around the woods much so unless i find a new hobby that requires movement ill just be sat on the sofa till june
in tragic personal news: ich habe gerade festgestellt, dass ich Zutaten brauche, die es nur im großen Supermarkt gibt und deswegen zum Kaufland muss
an einem Samstag
an einem Samstag
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 AM
in tragic personal news: ich habe gerade festgestellt, dass ich Zutaten brauche, die es nur im großen Supermarkt gibt und deswegen zum Kaufland muss
an einem Samstag
an einem Samstag
Armed forced if they were mushrooms:
1. Bundeswehr - TAPINELLA ATROTOMENTOSA
common as muck, basically useless unless you're really desperate and put a lot of work into it, not really likely to ever kill anyone
1. Bundeswehr - TAPINELLA ATROTOMENTOSA
common as muck, basically useless unless you're really desperate and put a lot of work into it, not really likely to ever kill anyone
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Armed forced if they were mushrooms:
1. Bundeswehr - TAPINELLA ATROTOMENTOSA
common as muck, basically useless unless you're really desperate and put a lot of work into it, not really likely to ever kill anyone
1. Bundeswehr - TAPINELLA ATROTOMENTOSA
common as muck, basically useless unless you're really desperate and put a lot of work into it, not really likely to ever kill anyone
ich schaue mir gerade Mathebücher an, die ich in die Fachkonferenz mitbringen kann, weil unser Mathebuch blöd ist
Und äh...Mildenberger so joa, Klasse 6, Bruchrechnen..ganz klar Naziterror, das bietet sich ja an, thematisch
Und äh...Mildenberger so joa, Klasse 6, Bruchrechnen..ganz klar Naziterror, das bietet sich ja an, thematisch
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 AM
ich schaue mir gerade Mathebücher an, die ich in die Fachkonferenz mitbringen kann, weil unser Mathebuch blöd ist
Und äh...Mildenberger so joa, Klasse 6, Bruchrechnen..ganz klar Naziterror, das bietet sich ja an, thematisch
Und äh...Mildenberger so joa, Klasse 6, Bruchrechnen..ganz klar Naziterror, das bietet sich ja an, thematisch
lena, was ist jetzt eigentlich nach 5 jahren das schlimmste am umzug in den osten
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
lena, was ist jetzt eigentlich nach 5 jahren das schlimmste am umzug in den osten
MISTELN!! (i think! i cant really make out in the video of they are green or not. they look cute but they absolute murder trees)
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
MISTELN!! (i think! i cant really make out in the video of they are green or not. they look cute but they absolute murder trees)
my least favourite canon event is when the girl who struggles with social skills gets an "anonymous" love letter and we have to have a timely class conversation about bullying
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 AM
my least favourite canon event is when the girl who struggles with social skills gets an "anonymous" love letter and we have to have a timely class conversation about bullying
one of the identifying features of mushrooms is a "sperm like smell" and that will literally never not be funny
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
one of the identifying features of mushrooms is a "sperm like smell" and that will literally never not be funny
Auferre trucidare rapere falsis nominibus imperium - atque ubi solitudinem faciunt pacem appellant
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Auferre trucidare rapere falsis nominibus imperium - atque ubi solitudinem faciunt pacem appellant
every building restoration book: clay walls can regulate air humidity and therefore create a healthy climate in your house <3
me, getting out the humidifier after 8 months of running the dehumidifier bc now that the oven is on the air is so dry i wake up with a sore throat and a headache every day:
me, getting out the humidifier after 8 months of running the dehumidifier bc now that the oven is on the air is so dry i wake up with a sore throat and a headache every day:
a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .
ALT: a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
every building restoration book: clay walls can regulate air humidity and therefore create a healthy climate in your house <3
me, getting out the humidifier after 8 months of running the dehumidifier bc now that the oven is on the air is so dry i wake up with a sore throat and a headache every day:
me, getting out the humidifier after 8 months of running the dehumidifier bc now that the oven is on the air is so dry i wake up with a sore throat and a headache every day:
nächstes jahr endlich wieder adrenalinkick
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
nächstes jahr endlich wieder adrenalinkick
i dont think anything could ever have prepared me for the absolute jarring horror that is living long enough to see your friends and aquaintances climb their various career ladders
like what do you mean you are in charge of thousands of men and national security? i wouldnt trust you with a spoon
like what do you mean you are in charge of thousands of men and national security? i wouldnt trust you with a spoon
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
i dont think anything could ever have prepared me for the absolute jarring horror that is living long enough to see your friends and aquaintances climb their various career ladders
like what do you mean you are in charge of thousands of men and national security? i wouldnt trust you with a spoon
like what do you mean you are in charge of thousands of men and national security? i wouldnt trust you with a spoon
being a human is so cool because you can just decide what sort of person you want to be and then think and do the sorts of things that sort of person would think or do and then you are the sort of person who thinks and does those things
snails cant do that, thats all us, bby
snails cant do that, thats all us, bby
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
being a human is so cool because you can just decide what sort of person you want to be and then think and do the sorts of things that sort of person would think or do and then you are the sort of person who thinks and does those things
snails cant do that, thats all us, bby
snails cant do that, thats all us, bby
the best part of my day is getting into my little car at 5 in the morning and driving in the pitch dark over empty streets to my cute little job
and i dont know if thats sad or not
and i dont know if thats sad or not
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 AM
the best part of my day is getting into my little car at 5 in the morning and driving in the pitch dark over empty streets to my cute little job
and i dont know if thats sad or not
and i dont know if thats sad or not
maybe i'm being super dense and autistic but what is it about "i bruise really easily, dont freak out about it" which seems like a very clear and easy to understand statement that people don't get or refuse to believe??
bc i can reframe that babes but you need to help me help you here
bc i can reframe that babes but you need to help me help you here
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
maybe i'm being super dense and autistic but what is it about "i bruise really easily, dont freak out about it" which seems like a very clear and easy to understand statement that people don't get or refuse to believe??
bc i can reframe that babes but you need to help me help you here
bc i can reframe that babes but you need to help me help you here
it's true that i'm neither a gremlin nor a bimbo
i am a wildly overconfident possum
i am a wildly overconfident possum
In a similar vein: you are not a bimbo, you have multiple degrees and post about 19th century philosophy in your spare time
you are not a gremlin you are a 33 year old woman with a Master's degree and team of six under her, you need better project management software not a partner in crime
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
it's true that i'm neither a gremlin nor a bimbo
i am a wildly overconfident possum
i am a wildly overconfident possum
if i screenshot this and send it to my old linguistics prof and it gives her a heart attack and kills her...can i be done for murder or would that just be manslaughter?
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
if i screenshot this and send it to my old linguistics prof and it gives her a heart attack and kills her...can i be done for murder or would that just be manslaughter?
öffentlicher Dienst (2.0)
das Ministerium bittet darum bei Fragen oder Problemen, den Dienstweg einzuhalten und sich an die regionalen Ämter zu wenden
...das Ministerium bittet um Verständnis darum, dass die lokalen Ämter, wegen Personalmangel und -wechsel auch nichts wissen und sagen können 👍
das Ministerium bittet darum bei Fragen oder Problemen, den Dienstweg einzuhalten und sich an die regionalen Ämter zu wenden
...das Ministerium bittet um Verständnis darum, dass die lokalen Ämter, wegen Personalmangel und -wechsel auch nichts wissen und sagen können 👍
November 16, 2025 at 12:17 PM
öffentlicher Dienst (2.0)
das Ministerium bittet darum bei Fragen oder Problemen, den Dienstweg einzuhalten und sich an die regionalen Ämter zu wenden
...das Ministerium bittet um Verständnis darum, dass die lokalen Ämter, wegen Personalmangel und -wechsel auch nichts wissen und sagen können 👍
das Ministerium bittet darum bei Fragen oder Problemen, den Dienstweg einzuhalten und sich an die regionalen Ämter zu wenden
...das Ministerium bittet um Verständnis darum, dass die lokalen Ämter, wegen Personalmangel und -wechsel auch nichts wissen und sagen können 👍
i was a little bummed out when i bought this house that there's no basement because...root cellar
but it has been about 11.5C and 78% humidity in my kitchen for the last week
which is not root cellar stats but its getting pretty close
but it has been about 11.5C and 78% humidity in my kitchen for the last week
which is not root cellar stats but its getting pretty close
November 16, 2025 at 11:31 AM
i was a little bummed out when i bought this house that there's no basement because...root cellar
but it has been about 11.5C and 78% humidity in my kitchen for the last week
which is not root cellar stats but its getting pretty close
but it has been about 11.5C and 78% humidity in my kitchen for the last week
which is not root cellar stats but its getting pretty close