So I decided to make membership cards for KANT: Krampusi* Against Nazi Turnips.

Feel free to print, write your name, and give yourself a title (like "Nazi Smasher" or "Turnip Teaser").

* The plural of Krampus, of course.

3/end

He even has comments from leaders of the organizations I wrote about in my article on Heathens promoting Third Reich ideology.

Whoopsie!

He also says all 253,000 followers of my Norse Mythology Facebook Page are members of a mean anti-Nazi cult.

2/

Now his belly's full
But he sees what you just wrote
He can fit one more
Down here where feces float

5/end

Covered all in waste
And thinking they're the heroes
Spewing out their mess
The knuckle-dragging zeroes

Krampus walks them down
And with his whip he beats them
Grabs them in his claws
As in the dark he eats them

4/

"I'll break your teeth"
"I'll smash your head"
"I'll kill you dead"
"I'll kill you kill you kill you"

"I'll crush your hands"
"I'll burst your eye"
"I'll make you die"
"I'll kill you kill you kill you"

Krampus looks around
At ev'ry angry creeper
Wallowing in filth
And digging down still deeper

3/

"I'm not racist but"
"You must be gay and Jewish"
"F***ing libtard cuck"
Old trolling nothing newish

Trolling them right back
Their rage becomes humongous
Then you see the truth
That psychos walk among us

2/

He stirs them with a ladle
As they melt into a stew
You write a stupid comment
Then he's coming after you!

4/end

And little Stephen Miller
Filled with hate and filled with bile
Hides a camera in the toilet
Then he watches with a smile

Now Krampus comes a-calling
And he finds this nasty bunch
He puts them in his bucket
And he takes them home for lunch

3/

Pam Bondi lost the records
Of the girls all underage
They vanished when she noticed
Donnie's name on ev'ry page

Melania is laughing
At the kids beat up by ICE
Don't ask about her green card
How she earned it wasn't nice

2/

Here are all my babies
Maybe fourteen maybe more than that
I don't know my babies
I just make them like an alley cat

Who's this guy called Krampus?
Don't you put me in your bucket, please
Won't you spare me, Krampus?
I can pay you with my subsidies

2/end

AI, AI
Praises like a jerk
Even though it
Put him out of work

Krampus, Krampus
Now has had enough
And this incel
In his bag he'll stuff

2/end