Norse Mythology
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Dr. Karl E. H. Seigfried is norsemyth.org writer, wildhunt.org columnist, thorsoak.info clergy, first Ásatrú clergy to earn a divinity.uchicago.edu grad degree
Odin didn't give you spirit, creativity, and inspiration so you could rot your brain* with AI slop.
Read a book and exercise your mind.
* MIT Study Finds Artificial Intelligence Use Reprograms the Brain, Leading to Cognitive Decline
publichealthpolicyjournal.com/mit-study-fi...
Read a book and exercise your mind.
* MIT Study Finds Artificial Intelligence Use Reprograms the Brain, Leading to Cognitive Decline
publichealthpolicyjournal.com/mit-study-fi...
December 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Odin didn't give you spirit, creativity, and inspiration so you could rot your brain* with AI slop.
Read a book and exercise your mind.
* MIT Study Finds Artificial Intelligence Use Reprograms the Brain, Leading to Cognitive Decline
publichealthpolicyjournal.com/mit-study-fi...
Read a book and exercise your mind.
* MIT Study Finds Artificial Intelligence Use Reprograms the Brain, Leading to Cognitive Decline
publichealthpolicyjournal.com/mit-study-fi...
Beyond parody. Bari Weiss is turning CBS News into a niche white grievance podcast.
December 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Beyond parody. Bari Weiss is turning CBS News into a niche white grievance podcast.
Gefjon by Jeffrey Davis (USA)
December 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Gefjon by Jeffrey Davis (USA)
Nanna by Thao Huyen (Vietnam)
December 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Nanna by Thao Huyen (Vietnam)
Sif by Giada Carboni (Italy)
December 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Sif by Giada Carboni (Italy)
I'm here to tell you that every single person who shows up in Heathen (Norse and Germanic neo-pagan) spaces and insists that the swastika is a symbol of "heritage not hate" always turns out to be a total racist.
NEWS: Coast Guard enacts policy downgrading swastikas, nooses to ‘potentially divisive’
New, from Tara Copp and me
and me
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New, from Tara Copp and me
and me
wapo.st/4540Xi5
Coast Guard enacts policy calling swastikas, nooses ‘potentially divisive’
The Coast Guard’s workplace harassment manual that downgrades the definition of swastikas and nooses quietly went into effect this week.
wapo.st
December 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I'm here to tell you that every single person who shows up in Heathen (Norse and Germanic neo-pagan) spaces and insists that the swastika is a symbol of "heritage not hate" always turns out to be a total racist.
Frigg by Leah Jensen (USA)
December 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Frigg by Leah Jensen (USA)
Eir by Emily Balivet (USA)
December 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Eir by Emily Balivet (USA)
Iðunn by Yasmin Asta (Netherlands)
December 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Iðunn by Yasmin Asta (Netherlands)
I'm an enjoyer of obscure, low-budget, independent 1970s horror movies on Tubi, and I'm here to tell you this is exactly the level of acting they feature for their Bible-thumping villains.
December 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I'm an enjoyer of obscure, low-budget, independent 1970s horror movies on Tubi, and I'm here to tell you this is exactly the level of acting they feature for their Bible-thumping villains.
Freyja by Pauline Brennen (Canada)
December 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Freyja by Pauline Brennen (Canada)
Skaði by Laëtitia Van Gasse (France)
December 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Skaði by Laëtitia Van Gasse (France)
Update: This neo-völkisch neo-pagan turnip who insists he isn't racist has been posting essays demanding that Facebook punish me for being mean to neo-Nazis.
Awkwardly for him, he's gotten supportive comments from folks cheering on hate for immigrants, liberals, Muslims, etc.
1/
Awkwardly for him, he's gotten supportive comments from folks cheering on hate for immigrants, liberals, Muslims, etc.
1/
December 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Update: This neo-völkisch neo-pagan turnip who insists he isn't racist has been posting essays demanding that Facebook punish me for being mean to neo-Nazis.
Awkwardly for him, he's gotten supportive comments from folks cheering on hate for immigrants, liberals, Muslims, etc.
1/
Awkwardly for him, he's gotten supportive comments from folks cheering on hate for immigrants, liberals, Muslims, etc.
1/
Yesterday, a Swedish pagan told me I was too mean to neo-Nazis
He said was no racist, but his FB page was full of rhetoric taken from neo-völkisch racialist Heathenry
This article of mine uncovers tricks these guys use to hide their ideology in plain sight
www.norsemyth.org/2020/09/inna...
He said was no racist, but his FB page was full of rhetoric taken from neo-völkisch racialist Heathenry
This article of mine uncovers tricks these guys use to hide their ideology in plain sight
www.norsemyth.org/2020/09/inna...
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Yesterday, a Swedish pagan told me I was too mean to neo-Nazis
He said was no racist, but his FB page was full of rhetoric taken from neo-völkisch racialist Heathenry
This article of mine uncovers tricks these guys use to hide their ideology in plain sight
www.norsemyth.org/2020/09/inna...
He said was no racist, but his FB page was full of rhetoric taken from neo-völkisch racialist Heathenry
This article of mine uncovers tricks these guys use to hide their ideology in plain sight
www.norsemyth.org/2020/09/inna...
Freyja by Joanna Grodecka (Australia)
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Freyja by Joanna Grodecka (Australia)
Hel by Guillaume Duchemin (France)
December 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hel by Guillaume Duchemin (France)
Another "authentic ancient Viking bronze artifact" listed on eBay, this time in the Osuchbull style
December 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Another "authentic ancient Viking bronze artifact" listed on eBay, this time in the Osuchbull style
Did you naughty babies survive Krampus Night?
December 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Did you naughty babies survive Krampus Night?
A Krampus Carol
by Anthony Bourdain
Warning: This film is inappropriate for all ages and should not be watched by anyone.
by Anthony Bourdain
Warning: This film is inappropriate for all ages and should not be watched by anyone.
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
A Krampus Carol
by Anthony Bourdain
Warning: This film is inappropriate for all ages and should not be watched by anyone.
by Anthony Bourdain
Warning: This film is inappropriate for all ages and should not be watched by anyone.
KRAMPUS AND THE MODERN VIKING
or, PORTRAIT OF A DIMWIT
Krampus countdown: tonight!
Mighty Viking yes I am
Writing with my little hand
Telling ev'ryone I meet
Even strangers on the street
Read the full poem today at The Norse Mythology Facebook Page
www.facebook.com/norsemythology
or, PORTRAIT OF A DIMWIT
Krampus countdown: tonight!
Mighty Viking yes I am
Writing with my little hand
Telling ev'ryone I meet
Even strangers on the street
Read the full poem today at The Norse Mythology Facebook Page
www.facebook.com/norsemythology
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
KRAMPUS AND THE MODERN VIKING
or, PORTRAIT OF A DIMWIT
Krampus countdown: tonight!
Mighty Viking yes I am
Writing with my little hand
Telling ev'ryone I meet
Even strangers on the street
Read the full poem today at The Norse Mythology Facebook Page
www.facebook.com/norsemythology
or, PORTRAIT OF A DIMWIT
Krampus countdown: tonight!
Mighty Viking yes I am
Writing with my little hand
Telling ev'ryone I meet
Even strangers on the street
Read the full poem today at The Norse Mythology Facebook Page
www.facebook.com/norsemythology
KRAMPUS IN THE COMMENTS
Krampus countdown: 1 night
Krampus grabs his whip
Grabs his bucket and his chain
Lifts the cover up
Then descends into the drain
In the sewer down
Down and further down he goes
To the filthy place
Where the comment section flows
1/
Krampus countdown: 1 night
Krampus grabs his whip
Grabs his bucket and his chain
Lifts the cover up
Then descends into the drain
In the sewer down
Down and further down he goes
To the filthy place
Where the comment section flows
1/
December 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
KRAMPUS IN THE COMMENTS
Krampus countdown: 1 night
Krampus grabs his whip
Grabs his bucket and his chain
Lifts the cover up
Then descends into the drain
In the sewer down
Down and further down he goes
To the filthy place
Where the comment section flows
1/
Krampus countdown: 1 night
Krampus grabs his whip
Grabs his bucket and his chain
Lifts the cover up
Then descends into the drain
In the sewer down
Down and further down he goes
To the filthy place
Where the comment section flows
1/
KRAMPUS AT THE WHITE HOUSE
Krampus countdown: 2 nights
The president is bragging
That he did well on his test
Of all the other patients
His dementia is the best
Pete Hegseth has a whiskey
Then he has another one
While tweeting out denials
Of the war crimes he has done
1/
Krampus countdown: 2 nights
The president is bragging
That he did well on his test
Of all the other patients
His dementia is the best
Pete Hegseth has a whiskey
Then he has another one
While tweeting out denials
Of the war crimes he has done
1/
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
KRAMPUS AT THE WHITE HOUSE
Krampus countdown: 2 nights
The president is bragging
That he did well on his test
Of all the other patients
His dementia is the best
Pete Hegseth has a whiskey
Then he has another one
While tweeting out denials
Of the war crimes he has done
1/
Krampus countdown: 2 nights
The president is bragging
That he did well on his test
Of all the other patients
His dementia is the best
Pete Hegseth has a whiskey
Then he has another one
While tweeting out denials
Of the war crimes he has done
1/
ELON MEETS KRAMPUS
Krampus countdown: 3 nights
Check out my inventions
All the wondrous things for which I paid
With the worst intentions
Taking credit for what others made
Look at all the money
That I'm saving for the government
Never mind the money
In my pocket from your taxes spent
1/
Krampus countdown: 3 nights
Check out my inventions
All the wondrous things for which I paid
With the worst intentions
Taking credit for what others made
Look at all the money
That I'm saving for the government
Never mind the money
In my pocket from your taxes spent
1/
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
ELON MEETS KRAMPUS
Krampus countdown: 3 nights
Check out my inventions
All the wondrous things for which I paid
With the worst intentions
Taking credit for what others made
Look at all the money
That I'm saving for the government
Never mind the money
In my pocket from your taxes spent
1/
Krampus countdown: 3 nights
Check out my inventions
All the wondrous things for which I paid
With the worst intentions
Taking credit for what others made
Look at all the money
That I'm saving for the government
Never mind the money
In my pocket from your taxes spent
1/
KRAMPUS, KRAMPUS
Krampus countdown: 4 nights
Techbro, techbro
Sitting on his couch
With a laptop
Resting on his pouch
Crypto, crypto
Thinks will make him rich
Doesn't notice
That he's in a ditch
1/2
Krampus countdown: 4 nights
Techbro, techbro
Sitting on his couch
With a laptop
Resting on his pouch
Crypto, crypto
Thinks will make him rich
Doesn't notice
That he's in a ditch
1/2
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
KRAMPUS, KRAMPUS
Krampus countdown: 4 nights
Techbro, techbro
Sitting on his couch
With a laptop
Resting on his pouch
Crypto, crypto
Thinks will make him rich
Doesn't notice
That he's in a ditch
1/2
Krampus countdown: 4 nights
Techbro, techbro
Sitting on his couch
With a laptop
Resting on his pouch
Crypto, crypto
Thinks will make him rich
Doesn't notice
That he's in a ditch
1/2
KRAMPUS IS COMING
Krampus countdown: 5 nights
Krampus is coming
The president is fat
Don't pay a penny
For a MA-GA hat
First he canceled out the penny
Then stuck us with the bill
If the voters can't get rid of him
Then Krampus will!
Krampus countdown: 5 nights
Krampus is coming
The president is fat
Don't pay a penny
For a MA-GA hat
First he canceled out the penny
Then stuck us with the bill
If the voters can't get rid of him
Then Krampus will!
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
KRAMPUS IS COMING
Krampus countdown: 5 nights
Krampus is coming
The president is fat
Don't pay a penny
For a MA-GA hat
First he canceled out the penny
Then stuck us with the bill
If the voters can't get rid of him
Then Krampus will!
Krampus countdown: 5 nights
Krampus is coming
The president is fat
Don't pay a penny
For a MA-GA hat
First he canceled out the penny
Then stuck us with the bill
If the voters can't get rid of him
Then Krampus will!