Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody)
@norcoslinger.bsky.social
#VaxedWaxedBoostedAndRelaxed. I’m a liberal pharmacy tech who plays violin (poorly). She/Her. #AbortionIsHealthcare #JesusIsFake. Anon for a reason. Taken. 🙌Go Ducks!
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I’m gonna say the same thing here I said on Twitter—don’t DM me unless we interact otherwise. Following me, waiting til I follow back then sliding into my DM’s earns you an automatic block. Creepy as fuck.
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February 15, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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The amount of money the U.S. is going pay out in settlements because of ICE is going to be several hundred Trump Towers worth.
February 7, 2026 at 5:46 AM
The amount of money the U.S. is going pay out in settlements because of ICE is going to be several hundred Trump Towers worth.
Blazers Win!!!
February 7, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Blazers Win!!!
@bigtparker.bsky.social I’m trying to find a full game of Bill Walton/Dave Pasch on the interwebs (any game will do) so my BF and I can continue the drinking game as a comedic relief in these trying times. Coming up empty. Any ideas?
February 2, 2026 at 5:25 AM
@bigtparker.bsky.social I’m trying to find a full game of Bill Walton/Dave Pasch on the interwebs (any game will do) so my BF and I can continue the drinking game as a comedic relief in these trying times. Coming up empty. Any ideas?
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y'all if you wanna have an argument about open borders you need a better one then "but what if all the brown people come here after we fuck up their countries"
February 1, 2026 at 3:21 AM
y'all if you wanna have an argument about open borders you need a better one then "but what if all the brown people come here after we fuck up their countries"
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I noticed gas rose 15 cents over the last week.
It was $3.18 a gallon here the day Biden left office.
It's never come down to that and soared above 4 bux for several months.
Groceries continue to increase in price. Dramatically in some cases.
Hamburger "on sale" for 7 bux a pound.
FFS.
It was $3.18 a gallon here the day Biden left office.
It's never come down to that and soared above 4 bux for several months.
Groceries continue to increase in price. Dramatically in some cases.
Hamburger "on sale" for 7 bux a pound.
FFS.
January 28, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I noticed gas rose 15 cents over the last week.
It was $3.18 a gallon here the day Biden left office.
It's never come down to that and soared above 4 bux for several months.
Groceries continue to increase in price. Dramatically in some cases.
Hamburger "on sale" for 7 bux a pound.
FFS.
It was $3.18 a gallon here the day Biden left office.
It's never come down to that and soared above 4 bux for several months.
Groceries continue to increase in price. Dramatically in some cases.
Hamburger "on sale" for 7 bux a pound.
FFS.
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I haven’t had a UTI in like 15+ years but you better bet the SECOND I confirmed the symptoms with an at home test today I was on my email to my MD. Too bad I don’t get the abx til tomorrow but imma gonna start on my expired pyridium TONIGHT. OW!!!
January 28, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I haven’t had a UTI in like 15+ years but you better bet the SECOND I confirmed the symptoms with an at home test today I was on my email to my MD. Too bad I don’t get the abx til tomorrow but imma gonna start on my expired pyridium TONIGHT. OW!!!
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“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” —George Orwell (1984)
January 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” —George Orwell (1984)
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Trade deficit way up.
Manufacturing jobs down.
Is this how tariffs are supposed to work?
washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Manufacturing jobs down.
Is this how tariffs are supposed to work?
washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Trump’s promised manufacturing boom is a bust so far
Manufacturing employment has declined every month since April, when the president said tariffs would bring factories “roaring back.”
washingtonpost.com
January 17, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Trade deficit way up.
Manufacturing jobs down.
Is this how tariffs are supposed to work?
washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Manufacturing jobs down.
Is this how tariffs are supposed to work?
washingtonpost.com/business/202...
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There’s a big story everyone is missing—but this article hits on it.
We aren’t just seeing public health dismantled bc we’ve been taken over by conspiracy theorists and lunatics.
What we’re really seeing is the giant, predatory, underegulated wellness industry come to Washington.
We aren’t just seeing public health dismantled bc we’ve been taken over by conspiracy theorists and lunatics.
What we’re really seeing is the giant, predatory, underegulated wellness industry come to Washington.
FDA deletes warning on bogus autism therapies touted by RFK Jr.‘s allies
The agency used to warn of chelation, used by RFK Jr.'s anti-vaccine ally David Geier.
arstechnica.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:30 AM
There’s a big story everyone is missing—but this article hits on it.
We aren’t just seeing public health dismantled bc we’ve been taken over by conspiracy theorists and lunatics.
What we’re really seeing is the giant, predatory, underegulated wellness industry come to Washington.
We aren’t just seeing public health dismantled bc we’ve been taken over by conspiracy theorists and lunatics.
What we’re really seeing is the giant, predatory, underegulated wellness industry come to Washington.
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Uneducated voters will always be a greater danger to this country than immigrants.
January 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Uneducated voters will always be a greater danger to this country than immigrants.
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If you're an ICE agent....make the world a better place and kill yourself.
January 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
If you're an ICE agent....make the world a better place and kill yourself.
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Happy "yes you did get a new insurance card" day to those who celebrate.
January 1, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Happy "yes you did get a new insurance card" day to those who celebrate.
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There's a Mr. Moneybags local philanthropist who decided to open a non profit pharmacy here in town. Talked to him the other day, and what he's learning is that the pharmacy business really sucks, lol.
January 1, 2026 at 6:48 PM
There's a Mr. Moneybags local philanthropist who decided to open a non profit pharmacy here in town. Talked to him the other day, and what he's learning is that the pharmacy business really sucks, lol.
Rewatching Dexter while I work from home. Why does this show make me so hungry?
December 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Rewatching Dexter while I work from home. Why does this show make me so hungry?
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CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
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#handsoff
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
#handsoff
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
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#handsoff
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
👇👇👇
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
👇👇👇
December 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
#handsoff
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
👇👇👇
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
👇👇👇
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#handsoff
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
🎯🎯🎯
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
🎯🎯🎯
December 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
#handsoff
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
🎯🎯🎯
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
🎯🎯🎯
Now that I’m working from home and can just show up in PJ’s, wearing a bra for 3 hours while socializing in the evening is UNCOMFORTABLE. How did I do this for like 10 hours a day?!
December 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Now that I’m working from home and can just show up in PJ’s, wearing a bra for 3 hours while socializing in the evening is UNCOMFORTABLE. How did I do this for like 10 hours a day?!
@drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social don’t know if you’re still following Beavis and butthead, but the first one on this week’s new ep totally reminds me of you!
December 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
@drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social don’t know if you’re still following Beavis and butthead, but the first one on this week’s new ep totally reminds me of you!