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Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026
January 22, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026
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Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
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every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
January 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
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Democrats need to grow a f*cking spine.
No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
January 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Democrats need to grow a f*cking spine.
No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
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It's somehow comforting that most tech problems can still be solved by turning it off and on again
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It's somehow comforting that most tech problems can still be solved by turning it off and on again
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I love that Zohran did not praise Cuomo in his speech. You absolutely do not have to say nice things about bad people. We should normalize that in “polite” politics: Praising bad people is not actually “civility.”
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I love that Zohran did not praise Cuomo in his speech. You absolutely do not have to say nice things about bad people. We should normalize that in “polite” politics: Praising bad people is not actually “civility.”
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I’m not saying anything original, I know
January 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I’m not saying anything original, I know
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Like, how do billionaires talk about us between other billionaires? How open are they discussing how easy it is to exploit more money out of the world? They have an infinite money glitch & it runs on suffering. Do they say that out loud ever?
March 5, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Like, how do billionaires talk about us between other billionaires? How open are they discussing how easy it is to exploit more money out of the world? They have an infinite money glitch & it runs on suffering. Do they say that out loud ever?
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Forcing people to have a job in order to get health insurance is just another form of indentured servitude.
July 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Forcing people to have a job in order to get health insurance is just another form of indentured servitude.
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Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.
June 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.
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Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns
May 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns
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"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin
April 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin
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Go ahead and crash out. As a little treat.
April 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Go ahead and crash out. As a little treat.
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Sure, he’s the shape of Grimace and the color of Gritty, neither of which are ideal for an alleged human.
April 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Sure, he’s the shape of Grimace and the color of Gritty, neither of which are ideal for an alleged human.
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It’s like, “Wow, UBI works!” is a surprise after every single one of this experiments. They’ve proven this over and over again. No surprise. UBI doesn’t make people lazy. It makes them healthier and happier.
Now do a “Wow, universal healthcare works!”
Now do a “Wow, universal healthcare works!”
April 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It’s like, “Wow, UBI works!” is a surprise after every single one of this experiments. They’ve proven this over and over again. No surprise. UBI doesn’t make people lazy. It makes them healthier and happier.
Now do a “Wow, universal healthcare works!”
Now do a “Wow, universal healthcare works!”
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We would like to apologize for our hybrid animal exhibit. Gary the Gorillagator and Chuck the Chimpanzebra have been retired from our venue.
April 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
We would like to apologize for our hybrid animal exhibit. Gary the Gorillagator and Chuck the Chimpanzebra have been retired from our venue.
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"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥
April 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥
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I’m on the lookout for small beauties in mundane places as I go on walks around parking lots, to take a break from work and *gestures broadly*
April 1, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I’m on the lookout for small beauties in mundane places as I go on walks around parking lots, to take a break from work and *gestures broadly*
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Me: Happy St. Patrick's day!
My snake roommate:...Wow.
Me: Sorry, I didn't thin-
Snake roommate:-It's *fine*.
My snake roommate:...Wow.
Me: Sorry, I didn't thin-
Snake roommate:-It's *fine*.
March 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Me: Happy St. Patrick's day!
My snake roommate:...Wow.
Me: Sorry, I didn't thin-
Snake roommate:-It's *fine*.
My snake roommate:...Wow.
Me: Sorry, I didn't thin-
Snake roommate:-It's *fine*.
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mike ehrmantraut life sized cutout PLEASE for my birthday
March 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
mike ehrmantraut life sized cutout PLEASE for my birthday
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Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too?
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My YES vote is *not* an endorsement of this deeply flawed CR.
My YES vote is 💯 about refusing to shut our government down.
I refuse to punish working families and plunge millions of Americans into chaos.
I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever vote to shut our government down.
My YES vote is 💯 about refusing to shut our government down.
I refuse to punish working families and plunge millions of Americans into chaos.
I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever vote to shut our government down.
March 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too?
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