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The Real Jim Shady
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If you want beef then bring the ruckus
@noontangclan ain’t nuthin to fuck wid
👐🏽 #MUFC 🇾🇪
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Putting Bluesky (a.k.a Twitter-lite) to the test…
I’m the best at cheering on this app - nice bowl of #homemade chilli carne to close the year out

Happy new year everyone - may your 2025 be fruitful and full of shagging 🤌🏽💦
December 31, 2024 at 8:15 PM
It’s goodnight from us 😴
December 25, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Crizzmuzz dinner 🎅🏼🐷🎄
December 25, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Merry Christmas everyone - I know today is a tough day for some, but hope you all have a belter.

Send me pics of your dinners, drink, be merry, hug your loved ones tight, and if you can, get some Xmas shagging in this evening (providing you’re not in a food coma).

Jim x 🎅🏼🎄🎁
December 25, 2024 at 6:20 AM
I’m the best chef on this app
December 23, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Of course the baby had to get closer…
December 23, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Last bath of the year done;
And oh! They did rejoice.
December 22, 2024 at 12:53 PM
A collection of salads I’ve made over the last few days.

Don’t be too jealous now…. #OperationSixPack
December 19, 2024 at 7:15 PM
This cute little bastard though… snoring down my ear 🫶
December 18, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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Amorim instructing Martinez who to pass to...

#Amad #MUFC
December 17, 2024 at 1:25 PM
I’m the best at male cooking on this app. Fight me

(FYI - I cut two bits of garlic bread off for the 2nd photo, when in fact I’m wolfing the lot 🐷)
December 14, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Daddy responsibilities.

Tonight’s job: be cushion.
December 12, 2024 at 9:42 PM
This week’s #roast #foodporn
December 8, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Your weekly #FoodPorn #Roast
December 1, 2024 at 5:26 PM
November 28, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Morning
November 27, 2024 at 7:43 AM
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😆
November 27, 2024 at 6:59 AM
Even the dogs get a dinner in r house #FoodPorn
November 24, 2024 at 7:23 PM
All I need… my world in one photo xoxo
November 24, 2024 at 3:04 PM
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To put this comparison between Guardiola & Ferguson into reallife terms:

Pep is the guy who inherits wealth - and invests to create more wealth

But Sir Alex, who broke up the Old Firm & beat Madrid with Aberdeen, is the guy who becomes a Self Made Billionaire

#MUFC
November 24, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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This is Erling Haaland ever since he told Arteta to be humble
November 23, 2024 at 9:59 PM
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hang it in the louvre 😂
November 23, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Hiya Pep… how many goals did you say it was again? 😂 #Citeh #PepOut
November 23, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Woke up, looking for the 🥦
November 23, 2024 at 8:30 AM
Yer maw’s fanny says what?
November 22, 2024 at 7:30 PM