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ET Heisenberg
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Powerful words from Gary Neville.

Respect
Before tonight the last time we started with a front 3 of Cunha, Mount and Mbeumo we beat Liverpool in their backyard.

Same front 3 against Bournemouth please Amorim
December 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Last time Man United scored 4 away from home in the Premier League was..... against Wolves in 2024!
December 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
That's the most aggression Joshua Zirkzee's ever shown in a United shirt! 😂
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I want 5! Call me greedy but I call it starved! 😋
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Run it back Kobbie
December 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Refusing to check the Live Table until the Fat Lady sings
December 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Well fucking played not going for glory Dalot
December 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Dalot actually looks semi decent playing against Championship standard opposition!
December 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Just stay down a bit longer to slow Wolves down Senne, Pickford would be milking that challenge!
December 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Scruffy, scrappy but I'll take any dibbly dobbler of a strike these days - GTFI United!

Now let's push on for a second...
December 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
What do you get if you cross plaster with a former Premier League striker?

Skimmy Floyd Hasselbaink.
December 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Reposted by ET Heisenberg
If we give Wolves their first win tonight...
December 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Reposted by ET Heisenberg
More open to misinterpretation than Arsenal’s annual title charge 😂
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
More open to misinterpretation than Arsenal’s annual title charge 😂
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
If we give Wolves their first win tonight...
December 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Normal specs 🙏🏼

Fergie wasn't flawless-poor spells existed. The difference was he improved what he had, adapted constantly & still kept United attacking in line with the club’s identity. Creating chances wasn’t an accident, it was a philosophy he rebuilt again & again even with mediocre players.
Rose tinted glasses? Very often Ferguson’s teams created chances. Sometimes his teams were poor.
December 8, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Yeah, Hulk's still got it at 39 😲😂😎
December 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The next chance...
December 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Ferguson’s United - direct, brave, one pass ahead. The finish didn’t always land, but the next chance was never far away.
December 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Bissouma was just helping to decorate a relative's birthday party, kind soul that he is. Heartwarming ❤️
December 7, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Arne Slot this morning....
December 7, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Me after re-reading Mo Salah's comments this morning...
December 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Ronaldo vs Ten Hag 2.0
Feels like Mo Salah is a game away from executive producing a Netflix documentary about Arne Slot
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
First time in ages I’m not roasting LFC after yet another disaster! Honestly, I’ve run out of memes—no more Liverpool, Slot, Twerking Virg, or Salah content left in me. I’m tapped out.
December 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Slot's already planned to go to London!
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM