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ET Heisenberg

@utdheisenberg.bsky.social

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Social media influenza. Satire. Nostalgia. Industrial scale meth production. Consultant that hates advising. Traveller who hates packing. DISContent creator.

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · Nov 18

This clip of Sir Alex Ferguson never fails to bring a smile to my face 🎈😄
#MUFC

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 8h

Andre Onana reverting to default settings 🤡

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 9h

I like to rewatch the match later on in the week to see certain things without emotion....

Never even watched the 'highlights' of that one

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 10h

Meanwhile, somewhere in Liverpool...

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 10h

Then you can't blame your decision making imo.

Sometimes good players blank. DefCons also changed the landscape

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 11h

Semenyo autosub for Enzo, and 78 points is a wrap for this GW. Forgot to swap Pope & Dubravka this morning but it is what it is.

Don't hurt me tomorrow Liverpool...

#FPL

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 11h

Talk is cheap.

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 12h

I doubt he thinks I'm doing that

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 12h

Surprise Surprise: Arsenal involved in a stink-fest as per 🥱🥱🥱

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 13h

If you make your picks using form/fixtures/stats and the player still blanks then it's not a bad decision. That's the way I view it anyway.

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 13h

No point being miserable. Just take a few hits and fix your problems

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 13d

🚨 BREAKING: Evangelos Marinakis has eaten Ange Postecoglu 🚨

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 14h

Hopefully you'll watch then.

The last two I missed was 4-0 vs Everton and 3-2 vs Clarets ☠️

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 14h

You don't expect us to win there do you? It'll be the first one in nearly 10 years if it happens 😂

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 14h

When I miss a game we usually win.... Hopefully same for you

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 15h

The only manager Ange won against since 8th May is Ruben Amorim 💀

Woz @wozzatron.bsky.social · 15h

Should’ve got 3 years. 🎣

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 15h

Let's hope so

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 16h

I was hoping to dish up a bit of revenge but he also has an insane record against Utd so swings n roundabouts!

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 16h

Forest sack Postecoglou! Here's an ode to Big Ange 🤬🤬🤬

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 16h

His value has tumbled like MUFC shares

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 16h

They were guaranteed to win the championship in 2027

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 16h

😎🔥🔥

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 16h

The VHS recorded from BBC is probably still at my mum's house 😂

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 16h

Sounds class, you went big.

Those 5 years out of Europe must've felt like a lifetime

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 19h

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 19h

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