ET Heisenberg
@utdheisenberg.bsky.social
Social media influenza.
Satire. Nostalgia. Industrial scale meth production.
Consultant that hates advising.
Traveller who hates packing.
DISContent creator.
Satire. Nostalgia. Industrial scale meth production.
Consultant that hates advising.
Traveller who hates packing.
DISContent creator.
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Before tonight the last time we started with a front 3 of Cunha, Mount and Mbeumo we beat Liverpool in their backyard.
Same front 3 against Bournemouth please Amorim
Same front 3 against Bournemouth please Amorim
December 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Before tonight the last time we started with a front 3 of Cunha, Mount and Mbeumo we beat Liverpool in their backyard.
Same front 3 against Bournemouth please Amorim
Same front 3 against Bournemouth please Amorim
Last time Man United scored 4 away from home in the Premier League was..... against Wolves in 2024!
December 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Last time Man United scored 4 away from home in the Premier League was..... against Wolves in 2024!
That's the most aggression Joshua Zirkzee's ever shown in a United shirt! 😂
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
That's the most aggression Joshua Zirkzee's ever shown in a United shirt! 😂
I want 5! Call me greedy but I call it starved! 😋
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I want 5! Call me greedy but I call it starved! 😋
Run it back Kobbie
December 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Run it back Kobbie
Refusing to check the Live Table until the Fat Lady sings
December 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Refusing to check the Live Table until the Fat Lady sings
Well fucking played not going for glory Dalot
December 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Well fucking played not going for glory Dalot
Dalot actually looks semi decent playing against Championship standard opposition!
December 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Dalot actually looks semi decent playing against Championship standard opposition!
Just stay down a bit longer to slow Wolves down Senne, Pickford would be milking that challenge!
December 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Just stay down a bit longer to slow Wolves down Senne, Pickford would be milking that challenge!
Scruffy, scrappy but I'll take any dibbly dobbler of a strike these days - GTFI United!
Now let's push on for a second...
Now let's push on for a second...
December 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Scruffy, scrappy but I'll take any dibbly dobbler of a strike these days - GTFI United!
Now let's push on for a second...
Now let's push on for a second...
What do you get if you cross plaster with a former Premier League striker?
Skimmy Floyd Hasselbaink.
Skimmy Floyd Hasselbaink.
December 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
What do you get if you cross plaster with a former Premier League striker?
Skimmy Floyd Hasselbaink.
Skimmy Floyd Hasselbaink.
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If we give Wolves their first win tonight...
December 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
If we give Wolves their first win tonight...
Reposted by ET Heisenberg
More open to misinterpretation than Arsenal’s annual title charge 😂
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
More open to misinterpretation than Arsenal’s annual title charge 😂
More open to misinterpretation than Arsenal’s annual title charge 😂
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
More open to misinterpretation than Arsenal’s annual title charge 😂
If we give Wolves their first win tonight...
December 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
If we give Wolves their first win tonight...
Normal specs 🙏🏼
Fergie wasn't flawless-poor spells existed. The difference was he improved what he had, adapted constantly & still kept United attacking in line with the club’s identity. Creating chances wasn’t an accident, it was a philosophy he rebuilt again & again even with mediocre players.
Fergie wasn't flawless-poor spells existed. The difference was he improved what he had, adapted constantly & still kept United attacking in line with the club’s identity. Creating chances wasn’t an accident, it was a philosophy he rebuilt again & again even with mediocre players.
Rose tinted glasses? Very often Ferguson’s teams created chances. Sometimes his teams were poor.
December 8, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Normal specs 🙏🏼
Fergie wasn't flawless-poor spells existed. The difference was he improved what he had, adapted constantly & still kept United attacking in line with the club’s identity. Creating chances wasn’t an accident, it was a philosophy he rebuilt again & again even with mediocre players.
Fergie wasn't flawless-poor spells existed. The difference was he improved what he had, adapted constantly & still kept United attacking in line with the club’s identity. Creating chances wasn’t an accident, it was a philosophy he rebuilt again & again even with mediocre players.
Yeah, Hulk's still got it at 39 😲😂😎
December 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Yeah, Hulk's still got it at 39 😲😂😎
The next chance...
December 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The next chance...
Ferguson’s United - direct, brave, one pass ahead. The finish didn’t always land, but the next chance was never far away.
December 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Ferguson’s United - direct, brave, one pass ahead. The finish didn’t always land, but the next chance was never far away.
Bissouma was just helping to decorate a relative's birthday party, kind soul that he is. Heartwarming ❤️
December 7, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Bissouma was just helping to decorate a relative's birthday party, kind soul that he is. Heartwarming ❤️
Arne Slot this morning....
December 7, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Arne Slot this morning....
Me after re-reading Mo Salah's comments this morning...
December 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Me after re-reading Mo Salah's comments this morning...
Ronaldo vs Ten Hag 2.0
Feels like Mo Salah is a game away from executive producing a Netflix documentary about Arne Slot
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Ronaldo vs Ten Hag 2.0
First time in ages I’m not roasting LFC after yet another disaster! Honestly, I’ve run out of memes—no more Liverpool, Slot, Twerking Virg, or Salah content left in me. I’m tapped out.
December 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
First time in ages I’m not roasting LFC after yet another disaster! Honestly, I’ve run out of memes—no more Liverpool, Slot, Twerking Virg, or Salah content left in me. I’m tapped out.
Slot's already planned to go to London!
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Slot's already planned to go to London!