Mercury
@noodlething.bsky.social
Doing what makes me happiest!｜He/Him｜The Aston Marten｜Diesel Weasel｜ Taken 🔞MINORS DNI🔞
Seen at my local McDonald's. For context, there was ice (frozen water) in my cup, so their ice maker wasn't bad, they just meant THAT I.C.E.
I'm lovin it.
I'm lovin it.
November 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Seen at my local McDonald's. For context, there was ice (frozen water) in my cup, so their ice maker wasn't bad, they just meant THAT I.C.E.
I'm lovin it.
I'm lovin it.
This just became a very long night.
October 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This just became a very long night.
At this point I'm 90% sure a drug problem woulda been a cheaper hobby
October 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
At this point I'm 90% sure a drug problem woulda been a cheaper hobby
I'm not saying "omw" anymore I'm just gonna send you this image
October 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I'm not saying "omw" anymore I'm just gonna send you this image
I'm THE Aston Marten
September 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I'm THE Aston Marten
Weasels can have a lil treat every now and then
September 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Weasels can have a lil treat every now and then
Bro my hotel check in staff are hella wierd 💀
L -> R: @lewistheelf.bsky.social @swimobe.bsky.social @chiselsaber.bsky.social
L -> R: @lewistheelf.bsky.social @swimobe.bsky.social @chiselsaber.bsky.social
August 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Bro my hotel check in staff are hella wierd 💀
L -> R: @lewistheelf.bsky.social @swimobe.bsky.social @chiselsaber.bsky.social
L -> R: @lewistheelf.bsky.social @swimobe.bsky.social @chiselsaber.bsky.social
THIS GAY LITTLE CRITTER HAS SURVIVED ANOTHER ROTATION AROUND THE SUN
HAPPY BDAY LIL IDIOT
HAPPY BDAY LIL IDIOT
August 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
THIS GAY LITTLE CRITTER HAS SURVIVED ANOTHER ROTATION AROUND THE SUN
HAPPY BDAY LIL IDIOT
HAPPY BDAY LIL IDIOT
I hope they play Fein 🙏
August 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I hope they play Fein 🙏
Am I talking about Bottoming or am I talking about Blender? The world may never know....
July 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Am I talking about Bottoming or am I talking about Blender? The world may never know....
Aviation is so unserious because how is this a real thing
July 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Aviation is so unserious because how is this a real thing
Why must I hurt myself like this...
July 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Why must I hurt myself like this...
July 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Finding another person who shares the same hyper-niche interests as you and your friends
July 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Finding another person who shares the same hyper-niche interests as you and your friends
Alright y’all! Pack it up, back into the closet we go for another year!!
July 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Alright y’all! Pack it up, back into the closet we go for another year!!
I got the “rock that flies through the grill and pops the radiator” kinda luck
June 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I got the “rock that flies through the grill and pops the radiator” kinda luck
One of my favorite pictures I’ve ever taken; the underside of a 787 Dreamliner wing showing its aerodynamic sweep
June 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
One of my favorite pictures I’ve ever taken; the underside of a 787 Dreamliner wing showing its aerodynamic sweep
Oh my god maybe I am a stereotype….
June 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Oh my god maybe I am a stereotype….