Mercury
@noodlething.bsky.social
Doing what makes me happiest!｜He/Him｜The Aston Marten｜Diesel Weasel｜ Taken 🔞MINORS DNI🔞
The 777X better succeed, Boeing really deserves a comeback story imo
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The 777X better succeed, Boeing really deserves a comeback story imo
Seen at my local McDonald's. For context, there was ice (frozen water) in my cup, so their ice maker wasn't bad, they just meant THAT I.C.E.
I'm lovin it.
I'm lovin it.
November 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Seen at my local McDonald's. For context, there was ice (frozen water) in my cup, so their ice maker wasn't bad, they just meant THAT I.C.E.
I'm lovin it.
I'm lovin it.
More people need to understand that cutting people out of your life doesn't have to have a reason. If you don't fuck with that person that's reason enough to drop their ass.
"No bad vibes" applies to everyone, even people who were once close.
"No bad vibes" applies to everyone, even people who were once close.
November 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
More people need to understand that cutting people out of your life doesn't have to have a reason. If you don't fuck with that person that's reason enough to drop their ass.
"No bad vibes" applies to everyone, even people who were once close.
"No bad vibes" applies to everyone, even people who were once close.
Driving a retired police interceptor while LARPing as law enforcement doesn't make you look cool, it makes you look like a total dweeb.
November 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Driving a retired police interceptor while LARPing as law enforcement doesn't make you look cool, it makes you look like a total dweeb.
This just became a very long night.
October 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This just became a very long night.
At this point I'm 90% sure a drug problem woulda been a cheaper hobby
October 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
At this point I'm 90% sure a drug problem woulda been a cheaper hobby
I'm not saying "omw" anymore I'm just gonna send you this image
October 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I'm not saying "omw" anymore I'm just gonna send you this image
October 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
If Tylenol really caused autism, America would have the greatest public transit system known to mankind
September 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
If Tylenol really caused autism, America would have the greatest public transit system known to mankind
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It's his first day on the job, on #FursuitFriday no less. He's already forgotten your reservation number.
📷: @dieselsable.bsky.social
🪡: @ritzcostumes.bsky.social
📷: @dieselsable.bsky.social
🪡: @ritzcostumes.bsky.social
September 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It's his first day on the job, on #FursuitFriday no less. He's already forgotten your reservation number.
📷: @dieselsable.bsky.social
🪡: @ritzcostumes.bsky.social
📷: @dieselsable.bsky.social
🪡: @ritzcostumes.bsky.social
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First Boxster road trip complete. 730mi from yesterday evening to now, 1,204mi total since I got the car 8 days ago. It did amazing, way comfier than I could've imagined. Now excuse me while I scrub all the bugs off the front end
September 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
First Boxster road trip complete. 730mi from yesterday evening to now, 1,204mi total since I got the car 8 days ago. It did amazing, way comfier than I could've imagined. Now excuse me while I scrub all the bugs off the front end
I'm THE Aston Marten
September 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I'm THE Aston Marten
Weasels can have a lil treat every now and then
September 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Weasels can have a lil treat every now and then
I just wanna say how lucky I am to have friends and loved ones who wanna support me and help me get where I wanna go
I think that's something truly special
I think that's something truly special
September 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I just wanna say how lucky I am to have friends and loved ones who wanna support me and help me get where I wanna go
I think that's something truly special
I think that's something truly special
Ive been cummed and I've got my favorite show on.
Never kill yourself.
Never kill yourself.
September 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Ive been cummed and I've got my favorite show on.
Never kill yourself.
Never kill yourself.
Idc if its Sheptember or Sneptember, both of them can sit on my face
September 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Idc if its Sheptember or Sneptember, both of them can sit on my face
Bro my hotel check in staff are hella wierd 💀
L -> R: @lewistheelf.bsky.social @swimobe.bsky.social @chiselsaber.bsky.social
L -> R: @lewistheelf.bsky.social @swimobe.bsky.social @chiselsaber.bsky.social
August 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Bro my hotel check in staff are hella wierd 💀
L -> R: @lewistheelf.bsky.social @swimobe.bsky.social @chiselsaber.bsky.social
L -> R: @lewistheelf.bsky.social @swimobe.bsky.social @chiselsaber.bsky.social
Being a car furry has been nothing short of devastating for my wallet and bank account
August 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Being a car furry has been nothing short of devastating for my wallet and bank account
THIS GAY LITTLE CRITTER HAS SURVIVED ANOTHER ROTATION AROUND THE SUN
HAPPY BDAY LIL IDIOT
HAPPY BDAY LIL IDIOT
August 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
THIS GAY LITTLE CRITTER HAS SURVIVED ANOTHER ROTATION AROUND THE SUN
HAPPY BDAY LIL IDIOT
HAPPY BDAY LIL IDIOT
I hope they play Fein 🙏
August 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I hope they play Fein 🙏
Am I talking about Bottoming or am I talking about Blender? The world may never know....
July 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Am I talking about Bottoming or am I talking about Blender? The world may never know....
Aviation is so unserious because how is this a real thing
July 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Aviation is so unserious because how is this a real thing
