Lance
@nonsense-lance.bsky.social
Stronger than dead
I'm not that interesting
AI free
I'm not that interesting
AI free
Pinned
Lance
@nonsense-lance.bsky.social
· Jun 16
If you ever meet me in public and I seem awkward and weird, it's because I'm awkward and weird.
There's violence.
And a chicken
And a chicken
D’Orc #1 – Half Dwarf, Half Orc, All Comedy Gold!
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D’Orc #1 – Half Dwarf, Half Orc, All Comedy Gold!
D'Orc #1 Writer - Brett Bean Artist - Brett Bean Colorist - Jean-François Beaulieu Letterer - Nate Piekos Cover - Brett Bean & Jean-François Beaulieu The Story: In a world where the forces of light an...
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February 7, 2026 at 6:38 PM
There's violence.
And a chicken
And a chicken
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For so long Amazon has had a monopoly on selling self-published books. Good to see that @bookshop.org is ready to compete in the space! www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
Bookshop.org Teams with Draft2Digital
The online bookselling platform has partnered with the self-publishing company to allow self-published authors to sell e-books on its site.
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February 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
For so long Amazon has had a monopoly on selling self-published books. Good to see that @bookshop.org is ready to compete in the space! www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
Burn more calories at the gym by RE-RACKING YOUR FUCKING WEIGHTS
February 4, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Burn more calories at the gym by RE-RACKING YOUR FUCKING WEIGHTS
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Book 5/50
This was interesting. It made me think about the reasons we try to advance as a species and I think it's almost always defensive. It ended on a well written cliffhanger and I'll read the next one for sure.
#booksky #threebodyproblem #storygraph
Book 5/50
This was interesting. It made me think about the reasons we try to advance as a species and I think it's almost always defensive. It ended on a well written cliffhanger and I'll read the next one for sure.
#booksky #threebodyproblem #storygraph
The Three-Body Problem by Cixin Liu
The Three-Body Problem is the first chance for English-speaking readers to experience the Hugo Aw...
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February 3, 2026 at 12:20 PM
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Book 5/50
This was interesting. It made me think about the reasons we try to advance as a species and I think it's almost always defensive. It ended on a well written cliffhanger and I'll read the next one for sure.
#booksky #threebodyproblem #storygraph
Book 5/50
This was interesting. It made me think about the reasons we try to advance as a species and I think it's almost always defensive. It ended on a well written cliffhanger and I'll read the next one for sure.
#booksky #threebodyproblem #storygraph
I decided to give myself the treat of a donut, which I didn't normally do.
The donut was extremely sub par
I'm mad about it
The donut was extremely sub par
I'm mad about it
February 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I decided to give myself the treat of a donut, which I didn't normally do.
The donut was extremely sub par
I'm mad about it
The donut was extremely sub par
I'm mad about it
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Book 4/50
It took a bit for it to get going for me but when it did, whoa man did it.
I hate cliffhangers, but this was written very well.
I wish I could have listened to the audio book, because I know I'm mispronouncing names in my head.
Book 4/50
It took a bit for it to get going for me but when it did, whoa man did it.
I hate cliffhangers, but this was written very well.
I wish I could have listened to the audio book, because I know I'm mispronouncing names in my head.
Sweep of Stars by Maurice Broaddus
Maurice Broaddus's Sweep of Stars is the first in a trilogy that explores the struggles of an emp...
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January 29, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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Book 4/50
It took a bit for it to get going for me but when it did, whoa man did it.
I hate cliffhangers, but this was written very well.
I wish I could have listened to the audio book, because I know I'm mispronouncing names in my head.
Book 4/50
It took a bit for it to get going for me but when it did, whoa man did it.
I hate cliffhangers, but this was written very well.
I wish I could have listened to the audio book, because I know I'm mispronouncing names in my head.
I have to remember not to engage the conspiracy theorist when he's conspiracy theorizing
January 29, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I have to remember not to engage the conspiracy theorist when he's conspiracy theorizing
They are your boss, not your friend
The allegiance is to the employer, not you
The allegiance is to the employer, not you
January 29, 2026 at 3:56 PM
They are your boss, not your friend
The allegiance is to the employer, not you
The allegiance is to the employer, not you
You know what's good about wearing glasses in sub zero temperatures?
Not a damn thing
Not a damn thing
January 25, 2026 at 10:51 PM
You know what's good about wearing glasses in sub zero temperatures?
Not a damn thing
Not a damn thing
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Book 3/50 3.25/5
Typical sci-fi from the 1970's. In the distant future, humans encounter aliens and end up having to determine if they are a threat to mankind, or just trading partners.
I already own the sequel, and I'll read it eventually
#booksky #storygraph
Book 3/50 3.25/5
Typical sci-fi from the 1970's. In the distant future, humans encounter aliens and end up having to determine if they are a threat to mankind, or just trading partners.
I already own the sequel, and I'll read it eventually
#booksky #storygraph
The Mote in God's Eye by Jerry Pournelle, Larry Niven
In 3016, the 2nd Empire of Man spans hundreds of star systems, thanks to faster-than-light Alders...
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January 17, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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Book 3/50 3.25/5
Typical sci-fi from the 1970's. In the distant future, humans encounter aliens and end up having to determine if they are a threat to mankind, or just trading partners.
I already own the sequel, and I'll read it eventually
#booksky #storygraph
Book 3/50 3.25/5
Typical sci-fi from the 1970's. In the distant future, humans encounter aliens and end up having to determine if they are a threat to mankind, or just trading partners.
I already own the sequel, and I'll read it eventually
#booksky #storygraph
I say this with love
FUCK!
FUCK!
January 14, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I say this with love
FUCK!
FUCK!
Some people should not be in leadership positions
January 14, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Some people should not be in leadership positions
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Sending out a solemn prayer that every ice agent absolutely eats shit on the frozen sidewalks this morning
January 14, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Sending out a solemn prayer that every ice agent absolutely eats shit on the frozen sidewalks this morning
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Book 2/50
A student, and the guy she "hates", go to hell to rescue the advisor she thinks she killed in order for him to give her a good recommendation.
Really good imagery but I had issues with the plot.
#booksky #storygraph
Book 2/50
A student, and the guy she "hates", go to hell to rescue the advisor she thinks she killed in order for him to give her a good recommendation.
Really good imagery but I had issues with the plot.
#booksky #storygraph
Katabasis by R.F. Kuang
Dante’s Inferno meets Susanna Clarke’s Piranesi in this all-new dark academia fantasy from R. F. ...
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January 11, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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Book 2/50
A student, and the guy she "hates", go to hell to rescue the advisor she thinks she killed in order for him to give her a good recommendation.
Really good imagery but I had issues with the plot.
#booksky #storygraph
Book 2/50
A student, and the guy she "hates", go to hell to rescue the advisor she thinks she killed in order for him to give her a good recommendation.
Really good imagery but I had issues with the plot.
#booksky #storygraph
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Book 1/50
An 8 year old and his robot tiger nanny take up arms against the AI robot uprising after the boy's parents were killed along with most of the humans.
I realize it's fiction, most 8 year olds aren't ready to get in an actual shootout
#booksky
Book 1/50
An 8 year old and his robot tiger nanny take up arms against the AI robot uprising after the boy's parents were killed along with most of the humans.
I realize it's fiction, most 8 year olds aren't ready to get in an actual shootout
#booksky
Day Zero by C. Robert Cargill
It’s a day like any other. Except . . . the world is about to end.It’s on this day that Pounce, a...
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January 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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Book 1/50
An 8 year old and his robot tiger nanny take up arms against the AI robot uprising after the boy's parents were killed along with most of the humans.
I realize it's fiction, most 8 year olds aren't ready to get in an actual shootout
#booksky
Book 1/50
An 8 year old and his robot tiger nanny take up arms against the AI robot uprising after the boy's parents were killed along with most of the humans.
I realize it's fiction, most 8 year olds aren't ready to get in an actual shootout
#booksky
I'm always nervous recommending a book that I really love to people. They learn something about you, and also if they read it and don't like it they might be judgemental.
I did however, recommend a book last night to my book club.
The Actual Star by Monica Byrne is wonderful and you should read it
I did however, recommend a book last night to my book club.
The Actual Star by Monica Byrne is wonderful and you should read it
January 11, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I'm always nervous recommending a book that I really love to people. They learn something about you, and also if they read it and don't like it they might be judgemental.
I did however, recommend a book last night to my book club.
The Actual Star by Monica Byrne is wonderful and you should read it
I did however, recommend a book last night to my book club.
The Actual Star by Monica Byrne is wonderful and you should read it
I hate the television
January 10, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I hate the television
Something I don't like in books is when the person who has to die is somehow miraculously saved.
Another, is when the person who dies is somehow brought back to life.
That's just me
Another, is when the person who dies is somehow brought back to life.
That's just me
January 7, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Something I don't like in books is when the person who has to die is somehow miraculously saved.
Another, is when the person who dies is somehow brought back to life.
That's just me
Another, is when the person who dies is somehow brought back to life.
That's just me
If you, in 2026, are willing to purchase a new tesla, it tells me quite a lot about you.
January 6, 2026 at 3:19 PM
If you, in 2026, are willing to purchase a new tesla, it tells me quite a lot about you.
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Book 39 Starter Villain by John Scalzi
Charlie inherits his uncle's business. It ends up being more than he expects.
@scalzi.com is so much fun. This is my second finish of his and I'm reading another now. Big fan
#booksky #storygraph #johnscalzi
Book 39 Starter Villain by John Scalzi
Charlie inherits his uncle's business. It ends up being more than he expects.
@scalzi.com is so much fun. This is my second finish of his and I'm reading another now. Big fan
#booksky #storygraph #johnscalzi
Starter Villain by John Scalzi
Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particula...
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December 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Book 39 Starter Villain by John Scalzi
Charlie inherits his uncle's business. It ends up being more than he expects.
@scalzi.com is so much fun. This is my second finish of his and I'm reading another now. Big fan
#booksky #storygraph #johnscalzi
Book 39 Starter Villain by John Scalzi
Charlie inherits his uncle's business. It ends up being more than he expects.
@scalzi.com is so much fun. This is my second finish of his and I'm reading another now. Big fan
#booksky #storygraph #johnscalzi
I am not the target audience for this time of year
December 26, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I am not the target audience for this time of year