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Liquid detergents were invented by conmen for the common fool. Break the cycle. Rise above.
April 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Please stop.
April 10, 2025 at 9:27 AM
If I was in a metal band, this would be the name.
March 24, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I'm just trying to be a better person. My name is Earl.
March 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Cruising for a snoozing
February 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I like to play this game where I get a mass email from corporate and then I try to guess how long it will take my boss to forward me the exact same email.
February 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Not sure if he's smart or devoid of all intelligence
February 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
@andrewmanganelli.bsky.social How dare you disrespect Joe Dirt?? That movie is a slice of Americana!
February 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Dear companies,
Do not, and I can't be more serious here, tell me you've shipped my item when you clearly just made the label a week early. I cannot stress how much I hate that from the bottom of my heart.
February 12, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Criticizing America is one of the American things you can do.
February 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It seems like some have forgotten how things work. Here's a great audio/visual aide.
Schoolhouse Rock- How a Bill Becomes a Law
YouTube video by Jack Italix
youtu.be
February 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Company lunch at a local restaurant got me having a painful digestive situation. Does this qualify for workers compensation?
January 22, 2025 at 9:25 AM
When you're wrong, you've been presented with an opportunity to learn.
January 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I laughed harder at this than I probably should have.
January 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Reposted by NipplelessCage
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking

thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.
thehardtimes.net
January 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
"If the good Lord intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented Roller Skates." -Willy Wonka
January 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Free Luigi
January 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Shout out to Intel for making my next Nvidia card so cheap.
January 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Yesterday I saw money blowing through a parking lot and almost ran out in traffic looking for more.
January 7, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Whoever decided restaurants should get Dijon Honey Mustard instead of Regular Honey Mustard is a criminal.
January 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
@buhdan.com Has anything changed for you since your Bambu review? I know you had a very positive opinion in the video. But I also saw LTT switched to all Prusa some time last year. I don't know anyone that has any hands on experience with printers so any feedback is helpful.
January 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I cannot stress enough the importance of learning as much as you can about how everything around you works. Even if it's just the basics. Pay attention and figure it out. It pays dividends.
January 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Even Grok, which is no doubt trained to be heavily biased towards Elon Musk says he shouldn't be able to do this.
December 22, 2024 at 7:27 PM
I keep forgetting this exists
December 22, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Let's see if I can make BlueSky a habit and stop going to Facebook so much
November 30, 2024 at 2:30 PM