Nomi the Goblin Bard
@nomithegoblinbard.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ Aspiring author, married lesbian, neurodivergent of course, Star Trek nerd, obsessed with Dungeon Crawler Carl currently, eternal DM, and so much more!
Prosecute and imprison all ICE Agents, abolish all of DHS
Prosecute and imprison all ICE Agents, abolish all of DHS
If you couldn’t stand up to ICE you can’t be counted on to stand up for anything. What a useless politician
January 23, 2026 at 1:03 AM
If you couldn’t stand up to ICE you can’t be counted on to stand up for anything. What a useless politician
Someone told him to pick on someone his own size so he arrested a 5 year old
January 22, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Someone told him to pick on someone his own size so he arrested a 5 year old
Don’t doubt their ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Okay, I’m not THAT pessimistic, odds are they should trounce Republicans in a fair and free election.
Okay, I’m not THAT pessimistic, odds are they should trounce Republicans in a fair and free election.
January 22, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Don’t doubt their ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Okay, I’m not THAT pessimistic, odds are they should trounce Republicans in a fair and free election.
Okay, I’m not THAT pessimistic, odds are they should trounce Republicans in a fair and free election.
It’d probably be cheaper to offer us 50k each to renounce our citizenship and leave forever
January 22, 2026 at 7:32 PM
It’d probably be cheaper to offer us 50k each to renounce our citizenship and leave forever
This is a dumb post.
January 22, 2026 at 7:24 PM
This is a dumb post.
If he had Bovino on his podcast, Newsom would compliment his sense of style, tell Bovino he was doing a great job, and then possibly offer to chew on Bovino’s boots for a bit if he’d enjoy that.
January 22, 2026 at 7:22 PM
If he had Bovino on his podcast, Newsom would compliment his sense of style, tell Bovino he was doing a great job, and then possibly offer to chew on Bovino’s boots for a bit if he’d enjoy that.
Abolish ICE was the polite position. Now I’m more imprison all ICE Agents for a minimum of 10 years with a felony conviction that can’t be pardoned by a president.
January 22, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Abolish ICE was the polite position. Now I’m more imprison all ICE Agents for a minimum of 10 years with a felony conviction that can’t be pardoned by a president.
White people: this is un-American!
Everyone else: this is extremely on brand for America
Everyone else: this is extremely on brand for America
January 22, 2026 at 2:35 PM
White people: this is un-American!
Everyone else: this is extremely on brand for America
Everyone else: this is extremely on brand for America
A Brit: everyone hates you!!
Every former colony:
Every former colony:
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a glass of whiskey and says how dare you speak to me
Alt: Jeff Goldblum with the text “how dare you speak to me”
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:37 AM
A Brit: everyone hates you!!
Every former colony:
Every former colony:
Europeans: we hate Americans
Americans: amateurs
Americans: amateurs
January 21, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Europeans: we hate Americans
Americans: amateurs
Americans: amateurs
The urge to enlist in Denmark and defend Greenland is tempered by being 40 and not the sort that do well in the army
January 20, 2026 at 9:21 PM
The urge to enlist in Denmark and defend Greenland is tempered by being 40 and not the sort that do well in the army
This is how you actually get yourself turned into food.
Nazi: you don’t need that much food, a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, one corn tortilla.
People: you’re looking fucking delicious right now.
Nazi: you don’t need that much food, a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, one corn tortilla.
People: you’re looking fucking delicious right now.
January 20, 2026 at 6:45 PM
This is how you actually get yourself turned into food.
Nazi: you don’t need that much food, a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, one corn tortilla.
People: you’re looking fucking delicious right now.
Nazi: you don’t need that much food, a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, one corn tortilla.
People: you’re looking fucking delicious right now.
I’m not advocating shooting people, or violence. I’m just saying maybe we should try the 2nd amendment shit like they do and see if it eases up the peppery spraying point blank in the face stuff.
January 20, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I’m not advocating shooting people, or violence. I’m just saying maybe we should try the 2nd amendment shit like they do and see if it eases up the peppery spraying point blank in the face stuff.
It’s worth a try because the unarmed thing hasn’t been working as far as getting brutalized by police goes.
January 20, 2026 at 6:42 PM
It’s worth a try because the unarmed thing hasn’t been working as far as getting brutalized by police goes.
Like, maybe if you had some folks just hanging out at your protest with AR-15s they wouldn’t be doing some of this shit they’ve been doing.
January 20, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Like, maybe if you had some folks just hanging out at your protest with AR-15s they wouldn’t be doing some of this shit they’ve been doing.