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Nomi the Goblin Bard
@nomithegoblinbard.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️ Aspiring author, married lesbian, neurodivergent of course, Star Trek nerd, obsessed with Dungeon Crawler Carl currently, eternal DM, and so much more!

Prosecute and imprison all ICE Agents, abolish all of DHS
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I’ve always been a sucker for zombie stories and I love this one. Plus size + zombie killing + girl lead.

Basically a weight loss camp backed by a corp designs a food supplement that makes you lose weight and get super fit! Sadly there are some side effects.

If I had the money and connections…
A plus sized girl on the cover in a blue and yellow track suit with a yellow boat paddle. At the bottom is a zombie in front of her that’s been hit in the head. The background is pink. Title: Eat your heart out, author: Kelly Devos
January 16, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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Republicans: YOU SAID THE F WORD IM TELLING ON YOU!!!!!

Me:
Jay and Silent Bob with the text Fuck, fuck, fuck. Mother, mother fuck. Mother, mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck, mother fuck.
January 16, 2026 at 3:10 PM