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Lord Rhydo Fuzzball
@nolongersms.bsky.social
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@di-atribe.bsky.social 😀😀😀
A dude with much beard and a hat saying, "So blame Diana".
December 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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2026 is gonna be our year
A disembodied head with glowing eyes.
December 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I thought about keeping classy, but eh, fuck it.
Pete Rose diving head first.
December 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Same energy:
An alien looking extremely angry or malicious. Maybe both.
December 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Case in point...👀
Refer to previous text to know what this is. I'm sorry, I'm being lazy and I shouldn't. Fine, it's a toyota track with a green and black "camo" paint job and a large twin barrelled gun in the bed of the truck.
December 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Me: "I'm okay"

Also me:
A man saying, "And then depression set in."
December 14, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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"Mixology"
1 cup of egg nog next to a 1/4 cup of rye
December 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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I feel like you're burying the lede though -
A Dorothy the Dinosaur t-shirt made in the style and look of the Clash's classic album 'London Calling'
December 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Just keep this in mind...
December 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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First thing I thought of...
A boy giving a creepy face with ominous shading.
December 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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You will be visited by three spirits
A child, a man, and a woman looking at a screen projection on a table. A scene from Aliens, with Newt, Hudson, and Ripley.
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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You're on the right track. Now, the only other thing you gotta pay attention to is Halle Berry fucking up your chi.
Halle Berry, fucking up your chi. Okay, fine it is hally berry in just a bra and panties pointing a pistol over to the right and above the horizon.
December 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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This reads like it fucks and all I need is some egg nog.
A pornographic picture of two glasses with egg nog and Rye. There's cinnamon sticks and some powdered somesuch on the top. Prepare yourself for a robust and spirited adventure as the creamy embrace of eggnog meets the bold and distinctive flavors of rye whiskey. Served chilled or over ice, this combination delivers a complex and invigorating drinking experience. The smoothness of eggnog intertwines with the robust and spicy character of rye whiskey, resulting in a sip that is both comforting and full-bodied. Loved for its intriguing depth and captivating allure, this cocktail is a celebration of bold flavors and refined tastes. Allow yourself to be whisked away on a journey of indulgence and revel in the enchanting fusion of creamy smoothness and rye whiskey’s fiery spirit.
December 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Heh.
Emoji bubble chart for 2025 showing 4 different emojis used 13 times total, visualized as bubbles sized by frequency. Top 10: 😬 (5×), 🤣 (4×), 🤘 (3×), 🖤 (1×) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest) Word cloud visualization for 2025 showing your 50 most-used words, sized by frequency. Top 10: "fuck" (17×), "watch" (12×), "fucking" (11×), "weird" (7×), "heard" (7×), "kids" (7×), "find" (6×), "hard" (6×), "hear" (6×), "album" (6×) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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It's really weird, but very likely true, how far apart these are. Though, I swear I don't watch that much Heilung.
I swaers it.
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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This is such a badge of nerdiness.
December 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Welp.
December 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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And this is a decent cross section of what might be considered noise rawk
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Like it all makes sense until I get to Hereditary. I think maybe this year has been kinda stressful.
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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I'm a little surprised
December 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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I think you made mention of this earlier, but I think this is the second phrasing about following the money.
A man talking, "And here's the rub, you follow drugs," A man talking, "you get drug addicts and drug dealers." A man talking, "But you start to follow the money," A man talking, "And you don't know where the fuck it's gonna take you."
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Saint Arnold's...best root beer from the tap.
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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I love the Monarch's response:
Mecha-shiva go! Oh, no! Wait a minute! That's insane! They're total liars! I kept my mouth shut when Dean said he could read Sanskrit. Then, when Hank said he wanted a piece of him I was, like, fine. Whatever. But Mecha-shiva? No way! They are so lying. I'm innocent.
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM