NoiseTheorem
@noisetheorem.bsky.social
A collection of unusual yet benign mutations assembled from the remnants of dead stars. Also a musician and IT Security Professional.
Supporter of equality for all and tired of voting for old white men. Whatever the future is, it’s not that.
Supporter of equality for all and tired of voting for old white men. Whatever the future is, it’s not that.
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NoiseTheorem
@noisetheorem.bsky.social
· Aug 28
NoiseTheorem
An unmonetizable mess of livestreams of me screwing around with my gear. Some people find value in it and I honestly don't know why. You can be assured that all opinions on this channel are mine an...
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Listening to demos and starting to think about the work to release them as an album.
1. Find all the project files (done)
2. Fix the mixes
3. Come up with an order
4. You catch the man
5. Mastering
6. Cover art
7. Toss it into the void
8. Profit (LOL, no. )
1. Find all the project files (done)
2. Fix the mixes
3. Come up with an order
4. You catch the man
5. Mastering
6. Cover art
7. Toss it into the void
8. Profit (LOL, no. )
January 16, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Listening to demos and starting to think about the work to release them as an album.
1. Find all the project files (done)
2. Fix the mixes
3. Come up with an order
4. You catch the man
5. Mastering
6. Cover art
7. Toss it into the void
8. Profit (LOL, no. )
1. Find all the project files (done)
2. Fix the mixes
3. Come up with an order
4. You catch the man
5. Mastering
6. Cover art
7. Toss it into the void
8. Profit (LOL, no. )
I am sorry, but I can’t see the new Korg Kaoss Pad KPV and not read KPV as Korg Papilloma Virus. I just can’t.
January 16, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I am sorry, but I can’t see the new Korg Kaoss Pad KPV and not read KPV as Korg Papilloma Virus. I just can’t.
I have at least 4 songs I think I could finish and put out an album....except that means making cover art and coming up with a name. "Delusions of Artistry" may be appropriate.
January 15, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I have at least 4 songs I think I could finish and put out an album....except that means making cover art and coming up with a name. "Delusions of Artistry" may be appropriate.
I’m going through demos I put in SoundCloud over the last 3 years….and I think I made an album and didn’t know it…
Now to see if I can find any of the projects.
Now to see if I can find any of the projects.
January 15, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I’m going through demos I put in SoundCloud over the last 3 years….and I think I made an album and didn’t know it…
Now to see if I can find any of the projects.
Now to see if I can find any of the projects.
How to lose friends and alienate people:
#synth #electrosound #synthesizer #beats #synthsky
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#synth #electrosound #synthesizer #beats #synthsky
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Lullaby for LLMs #synth #electrosound #synthesizer #beats
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January 15, 2026 at 9:33 PM
How to lose friends and alienate people:
#synth #electrosound #synthesizer #beats #synthsky
youtube.com/shorts/fbM07...
#synth #electrosound #synthesizer #beats #synthsky
youtube.com/shorts/fbM07...
Studio goal this week: I want to get the PolyEvolver, Subsequent 37, and Monarch together so I can sequence them from the Schrittmacher. I want to get my Berlin School Freak on.
January 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Studio goal this week: I want to get the PolyEvolver, Subsequent 37, and Monarch together so I can sequence them from the Schrittmacher. I want to get my Berlin School Freak on.
Ok...I have a little extra cash on hand, and my birthday is approaching. How should I spend it on music gear? (wrong answers only).
January 12, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Ok...I have a little extra cash on hand, and my birthday is approaching. How should I spend it on music gear? (wrong answers only).
Since I have the MPC live III, it’s time to let the Live II Retro go.
Anyone interested, PM me and we can work it out.
Anyone interested, PM me and we can work it out.
January 4, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Since I have the MPC live III, it’s time to let the Live II Retro go.
Anyone interested, PM me and we can work it out.
Anyone interested, PM me and we can work it out.
All the time I spent with the Akai Force has paid off in making me productive in the APC64 controlling Live. I need to just shut up and accept that Live is my DAW. Less think, more do.
January 4, 2026 at 12:06 AM
All the time I spent with the Akai Force has paid off in making me productive in the APC64 controlling Live. I need to just shut up and accept that Live is my DAW. Less think, more do.
This is one synth I do not regret buying at all. While it’s not an instant gratification machine, I find myself crafting sounds that are extremely playable and not just drones. As a player, I love the 6 octave keyboard! #synthsky #synthesizers #asmhydrasynth
January 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
This is one synth I do not regret buying at all. While it’s not an instant gratification machine, I find myself crafting sounds that are extremely playable and not just drones. As a player, I love the 6 octave keyboard! #synthsky #synthesizers #asmhydrasynth
I’m not into New Year’s resolutions, but “less think more do” seems like a good plan.
January 1, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I’m not into New Year’s resolutions, but “less think more do” seems like a good plan.
Finally getting to work with the tracker+. I really like the larger format over the mini. The synths are ok sounding so far, but editing them is easy (if a little limited). I’ll do a more detail review at some point. #synthesizers #synthsky
January 1, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Finally getting to work with the tracker+. I really like the larger format over the mini. The synths are ok sounding so far, but editing them is easy (if a little limited). I’ll do a more detail review at some point. #synthesizers #synthsky
Yeah…I get accused of overthinking…but all the evidence tells me most people are severely under-thinking, so who’s to say I’m not actually thinking the exact right amount?
January 1, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Yeah…I get accused of overthinking…but all the evidence tells me most people are severely under-thinking, so who’s to say I’m not actually thinking the exact right amount?
Should I work on a performance, or towards an album? I don’t know that anyone cares for either I might do, but I need to focus on just one for now.
December 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Should I work on a performance, or towards an album? I don’t know that anyone cares for either I might do, but I need to focus on just one for now.
Last paper of the semester submitted in my masters program. This was a killer at 42 pages on securing IaaS cloud services. Now comes the obsessive checking of the status page to see if I passed.
December 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Last paper of the semester submitted in my masters program. This was a killer at 42 pages on securing IaaS cloud services. Now comes the obsessive checking of the status page to see if I passed.
The anhedonia is strong this morning. Not a good morning.
December 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The anhedonia is strong this morning. Not a good morning.
I’m not a zealot, but windows has been pissing me off more and more. I started using Macs nor my music 10 years ago, but I still needed windows for work and school. Now that I’m self employed, I do work and school on a Mac.
December 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I’m not a zealot, but windows has been pissing me off more and more. I started using Macs nor my music 10 years ago, but I still needed windows for work and school. Now that I’m self employed, I do work and school on a Mac.
Having some fun with the Behringer + Schrittmacher setup. I’m going to pull in the MPC and try to do an actual song.
December 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Having some fun with the Behringer + Schrittmacher setup. I’m going to pull in the MPC and try to do an actual song.
Gout really, really sucks.
December 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Gout really, really sucks.
“Hey, we have this great job we’d like to offer you, but you’d need to move to Texas at your expense.”
No fucking thank you.
No fucking thank you.
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
“Hey, we have this great job we’d like to offer you, but you’d need to move to Texas at your expense.”
No fucking thank you.
No fucking thank you.
Going to try to get some desk space back.
November 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Going to try to get some desk space back.
Ever feel like you’re losing your musical voice? It’s been so long, I’m starting to forget
November 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Ever feel like you’re losing your musical voice? It’s been so long, I’m starting to forget
Between my new business and school, music has taken a distant third in my hierarchy of priorities. I need to get back to it.
October 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Between my new business and school, music has taken a distant third in my hierarchy of priorities. I need to get back to it.
In my head canon, “The Blackhole” and “Event Horizon” happen in the same universe.
October 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
In my head canon, “The Blackhole” and “Event Horizon” happen in the same universe.