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AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD
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November 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Two panel comic: FIRST PANEL: Cartoon man is very angry and disgusted by something he sees. SECOND PANEL: Cartoon man is even more angry and disgusted while offering an upvote to the thing he sees.
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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A image of the Golden Ratio on a parchment background. The Golden Ratio is a geometric / mathematics phenomenon based on the Fibonacci Sequence and happens to be regarded as aesthetically pleasing. The text 'Just here for the....' has been written over top of the image in meme font.
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Low-effort self-reposting
Dr. Manhattan fully manifesting for the first time after his Intrinsic Field was removed, except rahaeli's userpic has been put over his face (and a female bathroom symbol over the exposed Man-hattan in the original comic panel).
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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The box cover art for PowerDOLLs 5, with the word bubble from the Sickos meme pasted over top, reading, "YES... HA HA HA... YES!". Across the chest of the giant combat robot has been written "S.I.C.K.O.s".
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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A simplified, vector graphics garbage truck in green, with "Whole Man Disposal Services" written on the side and a number of bathroom-styled male icons tumbling out the back of the truck. Underneath the truck is writen, "Yes, the entire man."
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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This augurs to be a very normal sort of game.

(note: these are not spoilers. These are the first two stills of the intro)
White text on a back background explaining some of the backstory of the game Paradise Killer. The text reads, "The Syndicate created the first Paradise Island to worship their dead alien gods. Guided by Leader Monserrat, the Syndicate attempt to resurrect the gods by forcing Citizens into psychic worship rituals. However, the worship invites demonic corruption from beyond the stars. The islands always fail. The islands die and a new Paradise Island is born. The cycle repeats." White text on a back background explaining some of the backstory of the game Paradise Killer; slide 2 of 2. The text reads, "Island Sequence 13: Lady Love Dies, the Syndicates lead investigator, is deceived by the god Damned Harmony. She endangered Paradise. Her sentence is eternal exile. The island could not be saved. Demonic corruption began to infect the fabric of Paradise. The island died. The Citizen slaughter ritual took place. Another Paradise Island failed. The cycle always repeats."
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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A screenshot from Castlevania II, with the classic line "What a horrible night to have a curse" edited to read "What a horrible night to be able to read English"
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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There's a lot of good answers in this thread.

Good, and wrong. Because the right answer is Pinky of Promise Mascot Agency (store.steampowered.com/app/2585830/...).
Pinky (from the game Promise Mascot Agency) saying to a fellow mascot, "We're all about making dreams come true and if your dream is to make a difference in people's lives and crush old men under your boot, we're here to help."
November 20, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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A screenshot from Castlevania II, with the classic line "What a horrible night to have a curse" edited to read "What a horrible night to be able to read English"
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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A still shot from the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode 'Darmok', with the meme text over it; "Miette, her eyes wide"
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Extremely niche content:

"BY FIBER BE PURGED!"
A breakfast cereal box labeled "Ragnar'Os", with a picture of Ragnaros, the final boss of the World of Warcraft raid dungeon The Molten Core. The box is covered in Molten Core references that those of us who've spent literal days in there raiding for loot will recognize, such as "BY FIBER BE PURGED!", a play on one of Ragnaros' taglines, and "TWO SCOOPS, EXECUTUS! TOO SCOOPS!", another play on a tagline. There are many other examples. It's very silly.
November 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Cover art for Frank Herbert's Dune, announcing it as a winner of the Hugo and Nebula awards. The title has been edited to read "Howya Dune", and a Fremen and a Sandworm are making finger guns at each other. How are you doin', indeed?
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Of course she's not human, she's a sloth.
A screencap from Steam, showing the game "No, I'm Not A Human" and its recommendation from Casey Explosion.
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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The box cover art for PowerDOLLs 5, with the word bubble from the Sickos meme pasted over top, reading, "YES... HA HA HA... YES!". Across the chest of the giant combat robot has been written "S.I.C.K.O.s".
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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A group of Space Marines from Warhammer 40k stands in action poses amid explosions. One is firing past the viewer and the weapon trail is a stretched out Pride Flag.
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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You could almost mistake it for the dignity and grace of a mighty feline predator.
A very fluffy alleged cat upside-down on the floor, exposing a very floofy white tummy. Paws are curled in the air. Head is lolled back. Dignity is forgotten. Possibly actually a dust bunny.
November 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Ian Holm as Ash in Alien (1977). SPOILER: "Ash is a robot! Ash is a goddamn robot!"
October 31, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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I'm so tired. Somebody please make things slow down a little. History needs to breathe.
October 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Three panel comic, bicycle rider fall meme format: FIRST PANEL: Guy riding on a bicycle. Meme font text labels him "John Elden Ring". SECOND PANEL: Guy puts a stick into his own bicycle wheel. Meme font text labels the action as "*Seppuku*". THIRD PANEL: Guy is lying on the ground next to his fallen bicycle, grasping his knee in pain. Over the top of this panel, text in the style of a FromSoft game overlay reads, "You Died".
October 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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A Star Trek movie poster, only Kirk, Spock, and McCoy have been replaced by Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Mark Zuckerberg. The title is now "Dumb Future", with the tagline "The Future Used To Be Cool".
October 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM