slice
@noahgrim.bsky.social
Writer of stuff.
Website: noahgrim.com
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaatdk2bj2ce
avi by geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Website: noahgrim.com
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaatdk2bj2ce
avi by geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Keeping tabs on you from the back of my friendship van
December 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Keeping tabs on you from the back of my friendship van
Whoa, my wife is NOT happy about my diaper situation
December 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Whoa, my wife is NOT happy about my diaper situation
Reposted by slice
(the team is assembled, walking behind the admin lady explaining the plan)
The Team:
"Lady! Can you please stop and talk TO us? Not facing us and walking away while explaining an elaborate plan we can't hear isn't going to work."
The Team:
"Lady! Can you please stop and talk TO us? Not facing us and walking away while explaining an elaborate plan we can't hear isn't going to work."
December 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
(the team is assembled, walking behind the admin lady explaining the plan)
The Team:
"Lady! Can you please stop and talk TO us? Not facing us and walking away while explaining an elaborate plan we can't hear isn't going to work."
The Team:
"Lady! Can you please stop and talk TO us? Not facing us and walking away while explaining an elaborate plan we can't hear isn't going to work."
Thanks to AI, I no longer have to love or feed my family
December 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Thanks to AI, I no longer have to love or feed my family
I’ve never had children but I imagine they’d be very disappointed in me
December 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I’ve never had children but I imagine they’d be very disappointed in me
Keeping tabs on you from the back of my friendship van
December 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Keeping tabs on you from the back of my friendship van
“You can’t just leave! We have a child together!”
“Yeah, but I never really liked it.”
“Yeah, but I never really liked it.”
December 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
“You can’t just leave! We have a child together!”
“Yeah, but I never really liked it.”
“Yeah, but I never really liked it.”
People are always like, “hey, I’m rigatoni Tony! Fuck you and your spaghetti, Teddy!” And I’m just over here like 🙄
December 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
People are always like, “hey, I’m rigatoni Tony! Fuck you and your spaghetti, Teddy!” And I’m just over here like 🙄
On my birthday my wife gave me a blowjob. I said to her, “I told you I wanted Legos.”
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
On my birthday my wife gave me a blowjob. I said to her, “I told you I wanted Legos.”
You can just say you know karate, no one checks
December 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
You can just say you know karate, no one checks
Reposted by slice
not my circus not my murder clowns
December 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
not my circus not my murder clowns
I sense much karate in you
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I sense much karate in you
From now on I’m gonna use my karate for the RIGHT reasons
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
From now on I’m gonna use my karate for the RIGHT reasons
Reposted by slice
if you are new to the community:
FREE FRIDAY | artbymox
time to do some good.
artbymox.shop
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
if you are new to the community:
Reposted by slice
So I dont really know how to do this but basically, im willing to give away five of the only print I have in my shop and two avi. If you want one, dm me, and if you can, donate on my shop or my kofi which is in my bio
Deeny.shop.fourthwall.com
Deeny.shop.fourthwall.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
So I dont really know how to do this but basically, im willing to give away five of the only print I have in my shop and two avi. If you want one, dm me, and if you can, donate on my shop or my kofi which is in my bio
Deeny.shop.fourthwall.com
Deeny.shop.fourthwall.com
Reposted by slice
Lets turn this porno into a pornyes
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Lets turn this porno into a pornyes
You can just keep buying pets. Even if you don’t take care of the pets you already own. Literally no one will stop you from buying more pets
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You can just keep buying pets. Even if you don’t take care of the pets you already own. Literally no one will stop you from buying more pets
If my name was Barbara I’d be like what
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If my name was Barbara I’d be like what
Most of my family has been locked in the cellar
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Most of my family has been locked in the cellar
This thanksgiving we’ve decided to celebrate in an elevator
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This thanksgiving we’ve decided to celebrate in an elevator
Laughing at a picture of my wiener
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Laughing at a picture of my wiener
Sometimes my wife thinks it’s funny when I shit my pants
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Sometimes my wife thinks it’s funny when I shit my pants
Happy Thanksgiving, you buncha goddammits! I shit myself and they made me go outside
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, you buncha goddammits! I shit myself and they made me go outside