you gotta have a good Wingstop and not a "Ancient Pooping Disease That Sailors Got" Wingstop for me to defend this action

Without the hat, it's just sparkling Lions Club

Seen today on the old Something Awful Forums:

“More like JJ McFartPee” - Posted by user Rectal Placenta

As a Bears fan, I'd like for it to be banned. No particular reasons here.

this is all to say that TV reminds me a lot of that TV in that weird house

in 2018, me and a couple friends moved into an older house we were renting for stupidly cheap and there was a 55 inch plasma TV. We couldn't move it. At all. It weighed like 300lbs. I don't know how it got in the house, we couldn't figure it out. We ended up just leaving it and using it.

this is a piece of art, to watch college football on a TV like that again

You have a pug and are a college football sicko, what else do they need Sarah?

Absolutely insane that this still happens.

how did you break into my home and watch me eat