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nizzness.bsky.social
Chris
@nizzness.bsky.social
Warp drives, not bombs.

https://github.com/cnizzardini
I made a small adjustment to my sign up form on my SaaS by removing a required field. This field was apparently tripping up bots. Cause the gates of hell opened on release burning through my daily allowed emails. No, I didn't have bot prevention on sign up. Yes, I do now. Woof. Fuck bots.
March 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
February 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Spent some time optimizing page speed for my SaaS. Achieved 100 on desktop (was 54) and 96 on mobile (was 33). I learned some new things with prefetch, native lazy load, LCP and CLS to name a few. My JQuery/bootstrap tincan is strunk.
February 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Finally "testing in production"
January 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Ask AI: Create a picture "the aftermath of writing code without unit tests"
January 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Ask AI: Create a picture "the simple joys of coding without writing unit tests"
January 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
January 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Nice to see the latest PHP ^8.2 version of my openapi library for cakephp getting close to overtake the older versions. packagist.org/packages/cni...
January 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Hello darkness, my old friend. I've come to rant at you again.
January 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Linkedin is a cesspool. You're not getting my email mate. Also if anyone is hiring for a senior php dev hit me up.
November 27, 2024 at 3:06 AM
PHP is just fine. And I'm just a lil ol Sr Engineer who configured this, wouldn't say I have enough chops to be a full SRE or DevOPs...
November 21, 2024 at 4:02 PM
So I think mine is actually at 8.3 MB (36/301). Read this:

medium.com/@sbuckpesch/...
November 21, 2024 at 3:54 PM
My php library is at 111666 downloads on packagist. Almost got more downloads than my car has miles.

packagist.org/packages/cni...
November 20, 2024 at 7:34 PM