Chris
@nizzness.bsky.social
Dude is trying so hard to set the reichstag on fire, but he's having trouble rubbing sticks.
October 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Dude is trying so hard to set the reichstag on fire, but he's having trouble rubbing sticks.
At 40 years old, I can still code longish hours, not like I'm my 20s or early 30s, but somewhat longish.
I just have to deal with my wrist yelling at me and inadequate sleep.
Oh, to be young again.
I just have to deal with my wrist yelling at me and inadequate sleep.
Oh, to be young again.
May 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
At 40 years old, I can still code longish hours, not like I'm my 20s or early 30s, but somewhat longish.
I just have to deal with my wrist yelling at me and inadequate sleep.
Oh, to be young again.
I just have to deal with my wrist yelling at me and inadequate sleep.
Oh, to be young again.
I said to a developer that there are two ways to do things here: the longer way and the longest way.
I will try and stick to the longer way after what I did today. Hint: You can tell by the color of the tape.
I will try and stick to the longer way after what I did today. Hint: You can tell by the color of the tape.
May 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I said to a developer that there are two ways to do things here: the longer way and the longest way.
I will try and stick to the longer way after what I did today. Hint: You can tell by the color of the tape.
I will try and stick to the longer way after what I did today. Hint: You can tell by the color of the tape.
Is it just me, or is Stripes support going down hill quick? It felt like I was interacting with AI, so I asked if they were AI. The "support" agent ignored the question.
Please don't destroy a great company and product. I'm afraid to need your support now.
Please don't destroy a great company and product. I'm afraid to need your support now.
April 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Is it just me, or is Stripes support going down hill quick? It felt like I was interacting with AI, so I asked if they were AI. The "support" agent ignored the question.
Please don't destroy a great company and product. I'm afraid to need your support now.
Please don't destroy a great company and product. I'm afraid to need your support now.
The simple joys of writing plain ol html. Please don't react badly, folks.
April 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The simple joys of writing plain ol html. Please don't react badly, folks.
The real reason developers write tests... we rather code than test.
April 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The real reason developers write tests... we rather code than test.
I made a small adjustment to my sign up form on my SaaS by removing a required field. This field was apparently tripping up bots. Cause the gates of hell opened on release burning through my daily allowed emails. No, I didn't have bot prevention on sign up. Yes, I do now. Woof. Fuck bots.
March 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I made a small adjustment to my sign up form on my SaaS by removing a required field. This field was apparently tripping up bots. Cause the gates of hell opened on release burning through my daily allowed emails. No, I didn't have bot prevention on sign up. Yes, I do now. Woof. Fuck bots.
From apathy to anger.
NASA's Webb telescope threatened with budget cuts. They would hit hard.
"The cuts would impact all aspects of operations."
mashable.com
February 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
From apathy to anger.
Spoke w/ a friend who works in higher education today. She has been tasked with finding terms like race, diversity, and DACA (to name a few) on their website in case they need to be removed.
February 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Spoke w/ a friend who works in higher education today. She has been tasked with finding terms like race, diversity, and DACA (to name a few) on their website in case they need to be removed.
Gonna try and hit sun and bass this year, but I just discovered darkshire and this may be the way. #dnb
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February 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Gonna try and hit sun and bass this year, but I just discovered darkshire and this may be the way. #dnb
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Spent some time optimizing page speed for my SaaS. Achieved 100 on desktop (was 54) and 96 on mobile (was 33). I learned some new things with prefetch, native lazy load, LCP and CLS to name a few. My JQuery/bootstrap tincan is strunk.
February 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Spent some time optimizing page speed for my SaaS. Achieved 100 on desktop (was 54) and 96 on mobile (was 33). I learned some new things with prefetch, native lazy load, LCP and CLS to name a few. My JQuery/bootstrap tincan is strunk.
If you had to choose between being null or 0, which would you pick?
January 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
If you had to choose between being null or 0, which would you pick?
Found a use for this nifty php enum package today: github.com/cerbero90/enum
GitHub - cerbero90/enum: 🎲 Zero-dependencies package to supercharge enum functionalities.
🎲 Zero-dependencies package to supercharge enum functionalities. - cerbero90/enum
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January 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Found a use for this nifty php enum package today: github.com/cerbero90/enum
Ask AI: Create a picture "the simple joys of coding without writing unit tests"
January 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Ask AI: Create a picture "the simple joys of coding without writing unit tests"
Nice to see the latest PHP ^8.2 version of my openapi library for cakephp getting close to overtake the older versions. packagist.org/packages/cni...
January 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Nice to see the latest PHP ^8.2 version of my openapi library for cakephp getting close to overtake the older versions. packagist.org/packages/cni...
Google not supporting their recaptcha php package anymore. A simple 8.4 PR to knock out some depreciation logs. Any alternatives before I trust a nascent fork?
github.com/google/recap...
github.com/google/recap...
Php84 by phpfui · Pull Request #563 · google/recaptcha
Added configuration options to PHPUnit to show depreciations and warning messages.
Removed PHP 8.4 depreciations for functions that set parameters to null.
Added types to all function parameters ba...
github.com
January 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Google not supporting their recaptcha php package anymore. A simple 8.4 PR to knock out some depreciation logs. Any alternatives before I trust a nascent fork?
github.com/google/recap...
github.com/google/recap...
One of the downsides of working for most bigger companies? There is no Linux option. Back to Mac *shutters*
January 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
One of the downsides of working for most bigger companies? There is no Linux option. Back to Mac *shutters*
I've been using openai's api to automate prompts for data entry/categorization. It's incredibly cheap and efficient at providing sub optimal results that I can't trust. The future is now! I'm am being mostly truthful there, but it does save me time and money.
January 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I've been using openai's api to automate prompts for data entry/categorization. It's incredibly cheap and efficient at providing sub optimal results that I can't trust. The future is now! I'm am being mostly truthful there, but it does save me time and money.
Did you get your equifax (fu btw) data breach money today? Great, do what I did. Donate it to @innocence.bsky.social and help free people whose life was robbed by the "justice" system.
December 18, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Did you get your equifax (fu btw) data breach money today? Great, do what I did. Donate it to @innocence.bsky.social and help free people whose life was robbed by the "justice" system.
Nothing better than unsubscribing from job notifications. It's like uninstalling dating apps.
December 18, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Nothing better than unsubscribing from job notifications. It's like uninstalling dating apps.
Shifting some of my data over to sqlite for internal tools that don't need concurrent read/writes or any bells/whistles. Just faster and takes load off regular db.
December 18, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Shifting some of my data over to sqlite for internal tools that don't need concurrent read/writes or any bells/whistles. Just faster and takes load off regular db.
How I feel after 90 minutes of leet coding in an interview...
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December 6, 2024 at 6:53 PM
How I feel after 90 minutes of leet coding in an interview...
I've reached the l33t code stage of the interview process. Yes, this is exactly what our day to day looks like............ please stop testing/treating engineers this way...
December 5, 2024 at 10:46 PM
I've reached the l33t code stage of the interview process. Yes, this is exactly what our day to day looks like............ please stop testing/treating engineers this way...
All I want for my 40th birthday is a warp drive with a preference for pre-assembled. No ikea drives, thanks.
December 5, 2024 at 2:03 AM
All I want for my 40th birthday is a warp drive with a preference for pre-assembled. No ikea drives, thanks.