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✨ Margo ✨
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~ Certified Goddamned Delight
~ Books and cats and bad movie riffing
~ Oh and nazis can go fuck themselves 🖕
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My sense of dietary reason kicked in so I made myself a bowl of oatmeal with apples and blueberries and strawberries and pecans and that was close enough to pie that I was able to maintain my self-control and not buy any actual pie.
A bowl of oatmeal with all sorts of fruit goodies and nuts in it topped by a hearty sprinkle of cinnamon
December 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Stole this one from Satan over on the hellsite
Photo of a stove top with a set of salt and pepper shakers. The Christopher Robin one is laying tipped over on his side as he holds his knees. The Winnie the Pooh one has a pot of honey next to him and is half smiling while staring off into space. The caption says: MY MOM HAS THESE WINNIE THE POOH SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS ON THE STOVE BUT CHRISTOPER ROBIN FELL OVER AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S HAVING A BREAKDOWN WHILE POOH DISASSOCIATE
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Belle is ~this~ close to actually sitting with me in a nice cozy spot right beside me but won’t take the final step. #CatsAreSuchWeirdos #cats

Happy snowy #Caturday everyone!
Longhaired brown tabby Maine Coon mix sitting poised at the edge of the recliner foot piece instead of snuggling in on the couch next to her person
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Good morning and #HappyThanksgiving everyone - never has this been more true

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A container of Cool Whip with a piece of pumpkin pie plunked on top of it. The caption says DON’T JUDGE ME. YOU DON’T KNOW THE YEAR I’VE HAD. Putting politics aside for a hot second—bc we’ve all been distraught over that—I was super sick this fall and came ~this~ close to leaving this mortal realm. It has continued to be a battle to sort out why my immunosuppressant drugs tanked my immune system so much that I developed pneumonia. And then to find a drug that helps with the pain of my autoimmune diseases while at the same time preventing respiratory failure from happening again. So I am very grateful for my medical community and thankful to still be here to celebrate with my family and friends this Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Good morning
Cartoon of a black cat holding a book titled HOW TO BE SUPER ANNOYING AND CUTE
November 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Good morning
A person snorting up teeny tiny cats through a rolled paper like they are the most top grade cocaine in the world. Bc they are.
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
B/W artwork of a goat horned demon on a platform above a supplicant. ME: I promise to stop summoning the dark forces every time someone displeases me Three displeases later…
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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It took awhile but I finally came up with a suitable theme for my birthday celebration today 🎉🎂🥳

#HappyBirthdayToMe
A shelf with assorted prints, bottles and little animals on it featuring a wooden sign that says PAJAMAS ALL DAY with a glow in the dark sitting cat figure atop it.
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Oh wait there’s a second one too
The original giant instructional medication sheet plus another slightly smaller one that I just uncovered in the box.
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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This is only 1 of 2 informational booklets for my new immunosuppressant injection and I figure that after a few months on this one I can probably wallpaper the whole downstairs with them.
Instructional foldout info for a new medication. It is about 4 feet long and 2 feet wide
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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More or less done and now I am rewarding myself with coffee, teddy grahams, crime show reruns, and an ice pack for my knee. 🏆
Same hydrangea pruned down to approximately the first floor height of my house
November 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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I dread this pruning job every damn fall but it’s a beautiful day so I’m goin’ in
Massive hydrangea bushes that need massive pruning before winter
November 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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“I refuse to be compared to that monstrous squishmallow abomination”

— Sebastian The Teenage Demon

#HappyHalloween 🎃
Black cat in a red blanket staring balefully at a Squishmallow trick or treat candy bag
October 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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#HappyHalloween everyone
Collage art of a woman with an updo smoking a cigarette. The words are cut from paper and read MAKE ART - DO SPELLS - FUCK THE SYSTEM. I do not know who the artist is.
October 31, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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There is nothing I love more than a judgy feline
Judgy looking longhaired brown tabby Maine Coon mix in a Costco box that says “blackberries” on it.
October 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Belle is perpetually affronted by what I do and don’t do for her so I get that look a lot. And then there’s my son’s crabby tabby, Maebel, who I am taking care of this week.
Crabby tabby Maebel serving up one of her typical bitchy faces
October 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Same
A post with a photo of a long haired brown tabby Maine Coon mix girl cat and the words HEY PEASANTS! NEVER FORGET THAT I’M THE ONE WHO RULES OVER ALL. A direct #Caturday quote from Queen Belle.
October 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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I need to get me some more Effin’ Birds shirts. Though my favorite will always be my Goddamned Delight one.
Effin’ Birds guru Aaron Reynolds autographing the original field guide that I kickstarted way back at the beginning of his Sweary Bird Empire. And me. Wearing my favorite black I AM A GODDAMNED DELIGHT Effin’ Birds shirt. We are both masked bc this photo was taken back a few years.
October 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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“Hey peasants! Never forget that I’M the one who rules over all.”

A direct #Caturday quote from Queen Belle 👑
Snotty looking long haired brown tabby Maine Coon mix serving up her best Royal Side Eye
October 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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A little pre #Caturday biscuit making
October 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Methinks you need this Effin’ Bird on a coffee mug. Or a tee shirt if you want to tell the whole world.
Color Effin’ Bird artwork of a turkey (buzzard maybe?) with the caption POWERED BY SPITE
October 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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After hissing at me and clawing my hand this morning, Maebel hasn’t left my side since I came over to my son’s an hour ago. Momo had to get in on the snuggle action too. It must be my kitty kat sleep pants that attracted them. #CatsAreWeirdos
Orange and white cat named Momo on my left side. Tabby cat named Maebel on my right side. Me in a hoodie and black and white kitty kat sleep pants in the middle.
October 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Dammit I am still in deep trouble with Maebel
Crabby tabby atop her cat tower. I am the reason she is crabby. Because I’m not her mom or dad.
October 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Our younger son & his beloved are off on a trip and, once again, I am The Keeper of Their Cats.

Maeble, the tabby/white cat, knows what my presence means and refuses to even look at me.

Momo, the blissfully ignorant orange/white cat, is immediately my best friend.

Happy #Caturday evening from us.
Crabby tabby Maeble Sweetly clueless Momo
October 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Good morning it's even worse when you are over 60

(I may have sprained my wrist yesterday just getting up off the ground)
Woman in a hospital bed in a full body cast with her arms and legs held apart in some sort of traction. The caption is: WHEN YOU'RE OVER THE AGE OF 30 AND SNEEZE
October 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM