Ninja-Jordan
@ninjaxjordan.bsky.social
I'm a video game critic, enthusiast and self-trained Ninja.
youtube.com/c/NinjaReviews
https://opencritic.com/critic/378/jordan-biordi
youtube.com/c/NinjaReviews
https://opencritic.com/critic/378/jordan-biordi
Did y'all catch my review of Kirby Air Riders? No? Okay then...
"Kirby Air Riders combines tight controls, excellent gameplay and a plethora of content to make the best mascot racing game on the Nintendo Switch 2."
https://www.cgmagonline.com/review/game/kirby-air-riders-nintendo-switch-2/
#KirbyAirRiders #Nintendo #Switch2
https://www.cgmagonline.com/review/game/kirby-air-riders-nintendo-switch-2/
#KirbyAirRiders #Nintendo #Switch2
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Did y'all catch my review of Kirby Air Riders? No? Okay then...
I don't know what's worse. That Sony shut down a fan project, or that people actually WANT to play Concord.
Sony slaps down fan-made Concord resurrection effort with copyright takedown and "worrying legal action"
www.eurogamer.net/sony-slaps-d...
www.eurogamer.net/sony-slaps-d...
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I don't know what's worse. That Sony shut down a fan project, or that people actually WANT to play Concord.
You know, I try to be as skeptical as any critic, but seeing people use the opening hour of Metroid Prime 4 as the basis for the entire game is pretty silly. Like...do you know if Miles is gonna be chatting in your ear the whole game, or is he just a tutorial figure?
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
You know, I try to be as skeptical as any critic, but seeing people use the opening hour of Metroid Prime 4 as the basis for the entire game is pretty silly. Like...do you know if Miles is gonna be chatting in your ear the whole game, or is he just a tutorial figure?
Damn good get today #PokemonTCGPocket
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Damn good get today #PokemonTCGPocket
Reposted by Ninja-Jordan
Good follow-up to a spooky Cofagrigus yesterday
#PokemonTCGPocket
#PokemonTCGPocket
November 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Good follow-up to a spooky Cofagrigus yesterday
#PokemonTCGPocket
#PokemonTCGPocket
Daaaaaang. Happy Halloween, I guess? #PokemonTCGPocket
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Daaaaaang. Happy Halloween, I guess? #PokemonTCGPocket
This felt very appropriate to get on Halloween! #PokemonTCGPocket
October 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
This felt very appropriate to get on Halloween! #PokemonTCGPocket
Nice! Got my first native shiny in Pokémon Legends Z-A!
October 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Nice! Got my first native shiny in Pokémon Legends Z-A!
Our Indie Spotlight for Sep & Aug is out! Highlights for me included @qdork.bsky.social's Consume Me, Button Factory Games' The Edge of Allegoria and @papercastlegames.com Wander Stars!
Give it a read!
Give it a read!
Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — August & September 2025
Our Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — August & September 2025 list is full of more great indies that our team has been tirelessly working away on.
www.cgmagonline.com
October 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Our Indie Spotlight for Sep & Aug is out! Highlights for me included @qdork.bsky.social's Consume Me, Button Factory Games' The Edge of Allegoria and @papercastlegames.com Wander Stars!
Give it a read!
Give it a read!
Oooh look who got the fancy card! #PokemonTCGPocket
October 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Oooh look who got the fancy card! #PokemonTCGPocket
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! One of my favourite Pokémon as a Shiny!
#PokemonTCGPocket
#PokemonTCGPocket
September 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! One of my favourite Pokémon as a Shiny!
#PokemonTCGPocket
#PokemonTCGPocket
So you know big RPGs like to work in little card games into their worlds?
Hear me out...
The next mainline Pokémon game has the TCG built into it.
Hear me out...
The next mainline Pokémon game has the TCG built into it.
September 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
So you know big RPGs like to work in little card games into their worlds?
Hear me out...
The next mainline Pokémon game has the TCG built into it.
Hear me out...
The next mainline Pokémon game has the TCG built into it.
I think it kind of went without saying, but here's my thoughts on Donkey Kong Bananza: DK Isle + Emerald Rush DLC
It's a perfectly fine DLC that should've costed NOTHING
It's a perfectly fine DLC that should've costed NOTHING
Donkey Kong Bananza: DK Island + Emerald Rush DLC Review - CGMagazine
Donkey Kong Bananza: DK Island + Emerald Rush DLC is a decent enough expansion that is NOWHERE near worth the asking price.
www.cgmagonline.com
September 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I think it kind of went without saying, but here's my thoughts on Donkey Kong Bananza: DK Isle + Emerald Rush DLC
It's a perfectly fine DLC that should've costed NOTHING
It's a perfectly fine DLC that should've costed NOTHING
Finally got Lugia, and it was exactly the one I wanted 😍
Plus two extra cuties #PokemonTCGPocket
Plus two extra cuties #PokemonTCGPocket
September 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Finally got Lugia, and it was exactly the one I wanted 😍
Plus two extra cuties #PokemonTCGPocket
Plus two extra cuties #PokemonTCGPocket
So Hollow Knight: Silksong was my 300th review! So I made a little stupid something to celebrate!
You can read my review here too! www.cgmagonline.com/review/game/...
You can read my review here too! www.cgmagonline.com/review/game/...
September 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
So Hollow Knight: Silksong was my 300th review! So I made a little stupid something to celebrate!
You can read my review here too! www.cgmagonline.com/review/game/...
You can read my review here too! www.cgmagonline.com/review/game/...
I didn't realize this got posted when I wrote it so I forgot to share it. A little thing I wrote about Hollow Knight: Silksong.
...A review is also incoming.
...A review is also incoming.
Hollow Knight: Silksong And The Strange System of Hype
The point I’m trying to make: No game (Hollow Knight: Silksong or otherwise) should be so anticipated that it affects other games.
www.cgmagonline.com
September 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I didn't realize this got posted when I wrote it so I forgot to share it. A little thing I wrote about Hollow Knight: Silksong.
...A review is also incoming.
...A review is also incoming.
I genuinely couldn't believe how good Story of Seasons: Grand Bazaar is. And seeing it run at 60 on Switch 2 was mindblowing 😅
Story of Seasons: Grand Bazaar (Nintendo Switch 2) Review - CGMagazine
Story of Seasons: Grand Bazaar is not only a stellar remake of its DS counterpart, it may be the best entry in the series to date.
www.cgmagonline.com
August 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I genuinely couldn't believe how good Story of Seasons: Grand Bazaar is. And seeing it run at 60 on Switch 2 was mindblowing 😅
Some pretty good grabs today! #PokemonTCGPocket
August 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Some pretty good grabs today! #PokemonTCGPocket
Another set of shiny bois (and girls) complete. #PokemonTCGPocket
August 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Another set of shiny bois (and girls) complete. #PokemonTCGPocket
Weee! I got the really fun Delibird card alongside a pretty funny Spinarak. And a bonus Sentret from a Wonder Pick! Good art card day! #PokemonTCGPocket
August 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Weee! I got the really fun Delibird card alongside a pretty funny Spinarak. And a bonus Sentret from a Wonder Pick! Good art card day! #PokemonTCGPocket
The third bi-monthly Indie Spotlight is out! I played so many cool indies! @nikkijay.games Quantum Witch, @whatnotgames.bsky.social Star Racer, and @ritualstudios.bsky.social Fretless, to name a few! Check it out!
Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — June & July 2025
CGMagazine is back with Indie Watch, showcasing some of our favourite indie games from June and July 2025.
www.cgmagonline.com
August 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The third bi-monthly Indie Spotlight is out! I played so many cool indies! @nikkijay.games Quantum Witch, @whatnotgames.bsky.social Star Racer, and @ritualstudios.bsky.social Fretless, to name a few! Check it out!
First attempt at homemade donuts. Could be better, but still pretty good
August 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
First attempt at homemade donuts. Could be better, but still pretty good
