The Ninja Comic
@ninjacomic.bsky.social
Formerly Stuffmybrosays (@Stuffmybrosays2) from the old place
Bad jokes mostly
Failed writer of books
I'm from "the time before"
Bad jokes mostly
Failed writer of books
I'm from "the time before"
I think somebody is trying to 'send me a message'. This morning there was an animal carcass on the dash of my car. Fortunately, the car doesn't smell bad and I had a tissue to pick the dead fly up.
#joke #overreact
#joke #overreact
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I think somebody is trying to 'send me a message'. This morning there was an animal carcass on the dash of my car. Fortunately, the car doesn't smell bad and I had a tissue to pick the dead fly up.
#joke #overreact
#joke #overreact
I'm a complete hypocrite. I despise the Starbucks venti/tall nonsense. But at coldstone I have no issues ordering a like it, love it, or gotta have it.
Maybe I just don't like coffee.
#joke #icecream #hypocrite
Maybe I just don't like coffee.
#joke #icecream #hypocrite
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I'm a complete hypocrite. I despise the Starbucks venti/tall nonsense. But at coldstone I have no issues ordering a like it, love it, or gotta have it.
Maybe I just don't like coffee.
#joke #icecream #hypocrite
Maybe I just don't like coffee.
#joke #icecream #hypocrite
Pet Peeve: What's with the "asking for a friend" thing. Tell your lazy friend to "look it up yourself."
And if you are just hiding your identity, it works as well as John Smith at hotels.
#askingforafriend
And if you are just hiding your identity, it works as well as John Smith at hotels.
#askingforafriend
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Pet Peeve: What's with the "asking for a friend" thing. Tell your lazy friend to "look it up yourself."
And if you are just hiding your identity, it works as well as John Smith at hotels.
#askingforafriend
And if you are just hiding your identity, it works as well as John Smith at hotels.
#askingforafriend
Pro Tip: It's not sexy to make lederhosen out of fruit leather. Half way through the schuhplattler your fruit leather crotch will melt.
#joke #lederhosen #sexy
#joke #lederhosen #sexy
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Pro Tip: It's not sexy to make lederhosen out of fruit leather. Half way through the schuhplattler your fruit leather crotch will melt.
#joke #lederhosen #sexy
#joke #lederhosen #sexy
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
If two people are shoveling snow toward each other, and they end up with the same shovel full of snow when they meet, they have to kiss. That's just the rules, I didn't make them.
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
If two people are shoveling snow toward each other, and they end up with the same shovel full of snow when they meet, they have to kiss. That's just the rules, I didn't make them.
You know, the thing that is the most far-fetched about Edward Scissorhands, is that after sculpting topiary his scissors were still sharp enough to cut hair.
Am I right #hairstylists ?
#joke #topiary
Am I right #hairstylists ?
#joke #topiary
December 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
You know, the thing that is the most far-fetched about Edward Scissorhands, is that after sculpting topiary his scissors were still sharp enough to cut hair.
Am I right #hairstylists ?
#joke #topiary
Am I right #hairstylists ?
#joke #topiary
The instructions said, twice daily with food. But I've already had dinner. Ice cream is food, right?
#joke #justified
#joke #justified
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The instructions said, twice daily with food. But I've already had dinner. Ice cream is food, right?
#joke #justified
#joke #justified
Quarter horse implies centaurs are real.
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Quarter horse implies centaurs are real.
Welcome to the dark ages people. Here's your tinfoil hat, your crystals, your garlic, your 99.999999% nothing in it water, and your mask to keep from breathing in chemtrails. Make sure you're sleeping to the north and stay away from the ice wall that keeps the oceans in.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Welcome to the dark ages people. Here's your tinfoil hat, your crystals, your garlic, your 99.999999% nothing in it water, and your mask to keep from breathing in chemtrails. Make sure you're sleeping to the north and stay away from the ice wall that keeps the oceans in.
In life, you have to be positive. Celebrate the little victories. Every morning when I get up, I say "Take that gravity! I win again!" And then my wife tells me to keep it down because she's sleeping.
Pick your battles.
#joke #inspirational
Pick your battles.
#joke #inspirational
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
In life, you have to be positive. Celebrate the little victories. Every morning when I get up, I say "Take that gravity! I win again!" And then my wife tells me to keep it down because she's sleeping.
Pick your battles.
#joke #inspirational
Pick your battles.
#joke #inspirational
The downside to eating in a movie theater is that you don't know how much food dropped on your shirt until you walk out in the lobby. Just like seafood places, they should have complementary bibs.
#joke
#joke
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The downside to eating in a movie theater is that you don't know how much food dropped on your shirt until you walk out in the lobby. Just like seafood places, they should have complementary bibs.
#joke
#joke
I think, if Douglas Adams were alive today, he would update Earth from 'mostly harmless' to 'fucking dangerous'.
#hhg2g #showerthoughts #space
#hhg2g #showerthoughts #space
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I think, if Douglas Adams were alive today, he would update Earth from 'mostly harmless' to 'fucking dangerous'.
#hhg2g #showerthoughts #space
#hhg2g #showerthoughts #space
Okay toothpaste companies, the fresh breath thing has gone too far. It's lunchtime and my orange juice still tastes gross.
#joke #orangjuice #toothpaste
#joke #orangjuice #toothpaste
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Okay toothpaste companies, the fresh breath thing has gone too far. It's lunchtime and my orange juice still tastes gross.
#joke #orangjuice #toothpaste
#joke #orangjuice #toothpaste
It turns out dessert first isn't that big of a deal. If you order a shake, it usually comes before food. My life is a lie.
#joke #lie #justsaying
#joke #lie #justsaying
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It turns out dessert first isn't that big of a deal. If you order a shake, it usually comes before food. My life is a lie.
#joke #lie #justsaying
#joke #lie #justsaying
Why is 'Sum' a short word and 'Difference' is long? The same 'Add' and 'Subtract' or 'Plus' and 'Minus' too. Maybe not plus and minus. There is some nefarious plot behind this, and it should be looked into.
#joke #showerthoughts
#joke #showerthoughts
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Why is 'Sum' a short word and 'Difference' is long? The same 'Add' and 'Subtract' or 'Plus' and 'Minus' too. Maybe not plus and minus. There is some nefarious plot behind this, and it should be looked into.
#joke #showerthoughts
#joke #showerthoughts
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Remember, if I post something angsty or negative about myself, it's a joke. If I don't post anything, that's me being angsty or negative about myself.
#joke
#joke
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Remember, if I post something angsty or negative about myself, it's a joke. If I don't post anything, that's me being angsty or negative about myself.
#joke
#joke
I'm probably the only one who thought that Togo was a new restaurant that was partnered with other restaurants.
Yep, just me.
#joke #soconfused
Yep, just me.
#joke #soconfused
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I'm probably the only one who thought that Togo was a new restaurant that was partnered with other restaurants.
Yep, just me.
#joke #soconfused
Yep, just me.
#joke #soconfused