The Ninja Comic
@ninjacomic.bsky.social
Formerly Stuffmybrosays (@Stuffmybrosays2) from the old place
Bad jokes mostly
Failed writer of books
I'm from "the time before"
Bad jokes mostly
Failed writer of books
I'm from "the time before"
Welcome to the dark ages people. Here's your tinfoil hat, your crystals, your garlic, your 99.999999% nothing in it water, and your mask to keep from breathing in chemtrails. Make sure you're sleeping to the north and stay away from the ice wall that keeps the oceans in.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Welcome to the dark ages people. Here's your tinfoil hat, your crystals, your garlic, your 99.999999% nothing in it water, and your mask to keep from breathing in chemtrails. Make sure you're sleeping to the north and stay away from the ice wall that keeps the oceans in.
In life, you have to be positive. Celebrate the little victories. Every morning when I get up, I say "Take that gravity! I win again!" And then my wife tells me to keep it down because she's sleeping.
Pick your battles.
#joke #inspirational
Pick your battles.
#joke #inspirational
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
In life, you have to be positive. Celebrate the little victories. Every morning when I get up, I say "Take that gravity! I win again!" And then my wife tells me to keep it down because she's sleeping.
Pick your battles.
#joke #inspirational
Pick your battles.
#joke #inspirational
The downside to eating in a movie theater is that you don't know how much food dropped on your shirt until you walk out in the lobby. Just like seafood places, they should have complementary bibs.
#joke
#joke
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The downside to eating in a movie theater is that you don't know how much food dropped on your shirt until you walk out in the lobby. Just like seafood places, they should have complementary bibs.
#joke
#joke
I think, if Douglas Adams were alive today, he would update Earth from 'mostly harmless' to 'fucking dangerous'.
#hhg2g #showerthoughts #space
#hhg2g #showerthoughts #space
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I think, if Douglas Adams were alive today, he would update Earth from 'mostly harmless' to 'fucking dangerous'.
#hhg2g #showerthoughts #space
#hhg2g #showerthoughts #space
Okay toothpaste companies, the fresh breath thing has gone too far. It's lunchtime and my orange juice still tastes gross.
#joke #orangjuice #toothpaste
#joke #orangjuice #toothpaste
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Okay toothpaste companies, the fresh breath thing has gone too far. It's lunchtime and my orange juice still tastes gross.
#joke #orangjuice #toothpaste
#joke #orangjuice #toothpaste
It turns out dessert first isn't that big of a deal. If you order a shake, it usually comes before food. My life is a lie.
#joke #lie #justsaying
#joke #lie #justsaying
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It turns out dessert first isn't that big of a deal. If you order a shake, it usually comes before food. My life is a lie.
#joke #lie #justsaying
#joke #lie #justsaying
Why is 'Sum' a short word and 'Difference' is long? The same 'Add' and 'Subtract' or 'Plus' and 'Minus' too. Maybe not plus and minus. There is some nefarious plot behind this, and it should be looked into.
#joke #showerthoughts
#joke #showerthoughts
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Why is 'Sum' a short word and 'Difference' is long? The same 'Add' and 'Subtract' or 'Plus' and 'Minus' too. Maybe not plus and minus. There is some nefarious plot behind this, and it should be looked into.
#joke #showerthoughts
#joke #showerthoughts
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Remember, if I post something angsty or negative about myself, it's a joke. If I don't post anything, that's me being angsty or negative about myself.
#joke
#joke
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Remember, if I post something angsty or negative about myself, it's a joke. If I don't post anything, that's me being angsty or negative about myself.
#joke
#joke
I'm probably the only one who thought that Togo was a new restaurant that was partnered with other restaurants.
Yep, just me.
#joke #soconfused
Yep, just me.
#joke #soconfused
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I'm probably the only one who thought that Togo was a new restaurant that was partnered with other restaurants.
Yep, just me.
#joke #soconfused
Yep, just me.
#joke #soconfused
The next big thing in reality TV competition: Pizza vs. Quesadilla vs. Grilled cheese.
Cheese Stretching!
I bet one of the channels would pick it up for a pilot.
#joke
Cheese Stretching!
I bet one of the channels would pick it up for a pilot.
#joke
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The next big thing in reality TV competition: Pizza vs. Quesadilla vs. Grilled cheese.
Cheese Stretching!
I bet one of the channels would pick it up for a pilot.
#joke
Cheese Stretching!
I bet one of the channels would pick it up for a pilot.
#joke
I said good morning to three people so far. That's enough interaction for one day.
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I said good morning to three people so far. That's enough interaction for one day.
Just because you're the chosen one, doesn't mean you weren't chosen to serve as the bad example.
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Just because you're the chosen one, doesn't mean you weren't chosen to serve as the bad example.
There's probably a rule/law/theorem/old wives tale that states, the more books you have on your tbr (to be read pile), the fewer pages into a new book you will reach.
Probably.
#joke
Probably.
#joke
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
There's probably a rule/law/theorem/old wives tale that states, the more books you have on your tbr (to be read pile), the fewer pages into a new book you will reach.
Probably.
#joke
Probably.
#joke
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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