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nineprecisely.bsky.social
Jem 🖤🤍
@nineprecisely.bsky.social
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"Sometimes you meet a stubborn turnip."
40 • they/them • human incarnate • differently competent
• hopeless aromantic • disaster ace • #GOcomicrochet
↓ Good Omens #fanfiction ↓
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Soap babyyyy. 🥹🩷
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Saw a random cushion on Vinted and now I can't get the image out of my head. I know I'm a fan of crack fics, but this one might be a bit much even for me. 🥲🎩🪄
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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I'm soul deep tired and I don't know what to do.
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Wahoo! ☃️🎄
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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🤍 Do you recall that snowy evening in Paris, my dear?
🖤 How could I forget?
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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🥴💕
November 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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If you see this post, do it too! Or don’t, I’m not the boss of you! 🥲

Pronouns: they/them (she in the real world 🙄)
Height: 5ft 8
Shoe: 8
Zodiac: Aries
Smoke: Neh
Tattoos: 14
Piercings: ears twice
Fave drinks: Yorkshire tea, black, with the bag still stewing in it
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Is it even a wedding if you don't come back with a foot? 🦶🏻
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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I've never been to many weddings, but I don't think this one's your average... 💚
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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THE SQUASH 🎃🧡 5/5
#GOcomicrochet #GoodOmens #Halloween
Tiny crochet Aziraphale is now standing behind two questionable squashes, their green appendages curving in opposite directions. Aziraphale says, "Crowley, look! I have two, like you!" A close up of tiny crochet Crowley's face from the nose up and looking suitably wide eyed, with the word, 'NGK,' over the top in large yellow font. In full shot now, Crowley is standing in some grass with Lobby the ghost floating beside him. Crowley says, "Don't look, Lobby!" Lobby is blushing furiously. A close up shot of Harry the zombie rabbit beside one questionable squash. Above his head, a speech bubble that reads, "I don't get it."
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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THE SQUASH 🎃🧡 4/5
#GOcomicrochet #GoodOmens #Halloween
Tiny crochet Aziraphale stands alone with the pumpkins and the questionable squash. A speech bubble indicates with a three dot ellipsis that he is thinking... The same picture repeats... The same picture repeats... A lightbulb emoji appears in Aziraphale's speech bubble!
November 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Okay, fuck it, I'm exhausted and I just need them to hug me.
November 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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THE SQUASH 🎃🧡 3/5
#GOcomicrochet #GoodOmens #Halloween
Tiny crochet Aziraphale is now standing in front of an oddly shaped specimen, bulbous orange with a long, curved, green appendage. Crowley stands beside him looking on. Aziraphale says, "This one's rather a questionable fellow though, isn't he? Not exactly a pumpkin..." Crowley answers, "Nghhyeah. Think it's some kind of squash. It just grew to be honest." Aziraphale retorts, "I'll bet it did." "I'm leaving now," says Crowley, while Aziraphale emotes a little angel face emoji.
November 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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THE SQUASH 🎃🧡 2/5
#GOcomicrochet #GoodOmens #Halloween
Crowley says, "So would Harry." Aziraphale says, "Really, my dear." Crowley's speech bubble shows a knife and fork, indicating the LOOK he's giving Harry the rabbit. Harry the rabbit's answering bubble contains a middle finger up emoji.
November 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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THE SQUASH 🎃🧡 1/5
#GOcomicrochet #GoodOmens #Halloween
Tiny crochet Aziraphale and Crowley stand in a garden beside several orange pumpkins along with Harry the zombie rabbit. Crowley asks, "What do you think of this year's pumpkin harvest, angel?" Harry the zombie rabbit replies, "Looks yummy!" Crowley retorts, "No one asked you, zombie Harry." Aziraphale says, "They would make a lovely pie, now you mention it!"
November 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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THE GHOST 💀👞 ✨BONUS!✨
#GOcomicrochet #GoodOmens #Halloween
Crowley asks his new ghostly acquaintance, "Sooo... Lobby, huh? Bit of a strange name. Whereabouts were you from?" Lobby answers, "Temu."
November 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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THE GHOST 💀👞 6/6
#GOcomicrochet #GoodOmens #Halloween
Aziraphale, Crowley and Lobby all turn to find tiny Nye standing on the settee in his pyjamas. Aziraphale exclaims, "Aneurin! How delightful to see you, old friend!" while Crowley mutters, "Hide the whisky." Aziraphale and Nye sit together on the settee in front of the fire having a good old chinwag. Nye confesses, "And there's so many books I regret never reading!" Aziraphale replies, "Oh, do come by and haunt the bookshop, any time!" Meanwhile Crowley is attempting awkward small talk with Lobby the ghost, who is sitting in Aziraphale's desk chair while Crowley stands beside them. Crowley says, So... shoemaking, eh? I was a shoemaker once. Slash obstetrician." Above Lobby's head, floats a single word, "WOT?" Harry the zombie rabbit stands against a black background, side-lit with red. Beside him, white text outlined in orange reads, "Happy Halloween!" with drips of fake blood behind it.
October 31, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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THE GHOST 💀👞 5/6
#GOcomicrochet #GoodOmens #Halloween
Aziraphale says, "Oh, look! There's a little adoption certificate!" picking it up from the box while Crowley looks on. Aziraphale reads from the certificate, now unfolded in his hand, "Lobby. Born 6th of December 1919. Occupation... shoemaker!" Aziraphale continues, "And they like trains! I like trains. We'll get on splendidly!" A mysterious voice from beyond the frame, with a Welsh flag emoji at the end of its words, asks, "Room for one more?"
October 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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THE GHOST 💀👞 4/6
#GOcomicrochet #GoodOmens #Halloween
Aziraphale is saying, "Oh! Crowley, look! Adopt a ghost! How lovely!" Crowley replies with a questioning, "NGK?" Aziraphale and Crowley open the box and peer inside... BOO! A little felted ghost bursts out of the box! Aziraphale exclaims with delight, "'Boo,' to you too, my good fellow! Isn't this exciting, Crowley?" Crowley answers, "Nh."
October 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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THE GHOST 💀👞 3/6
#GOcomicrochet #GoodOmens #Halloween
Crowley says, "I'd rather not summon up one of my former associates." Aziraphale says, "If we do I shall smite them." Above Crowley's head, a scrawled red thought appears - 'Kiss me.' Aziraphale asks, "Is there anybody there?" With a POOF! of bluey pink flame, a box appears where the table had been. The box says, 'adopt a ghost' on the front. Aziraphale cries, "EEEEE!" while Crowley shouts, "NGK!"
October 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Thank youuuu! ☺️❤️
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 AM