Jem 🖤🤍
@nineprecisely.bsky.social
"Sometimes you meet a stubborn turnip."
40 • they/them • human incarnate • differently competent
• hopeless aromantic • disaster ace • #GOcomicrochet
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https://archiveofourown.org/users/nineprecisely/works
40 • they/them • human incarnate • differently competent
• hopeless aromantic • disaster ace • #GOcomicrochet
↓ Good Omens #fanfiction ↓
https://archiveofourown.org/users/nineprecisely/works
Saw a random cushion on Vinted and now I can't get the image out of my head. I know I'm a fan of crack fics, but this one might be a bit much even for me. 🥲🎩🪄
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Saw a random cushion on Vinted and now I can't get the image out of my head. I know I'm a fan of crack fics, but this one might be a bit much even for me. 🥲🎩🪄
I'm soul deep tired and I don't know what to do.
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I'm soul deep tired and I don't know what to do.
🤍 Do you recall that snowy evening in Paris, my dear?
🖤 How could I forget?
🖤 How could I forget?
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
🤍 Do you recall that snowy evening in Paris, my dear?
🖤 How could I forget?
🖤 How could I forget?
List three things (you think) you're known for...
1. Crochet tinies
2. Incessantly awful puns in fan fics
3. Sprinklings of existential dread
1. Crochet tinies
2. Incessantly awful puns in fan fics
3. Sprinklings of existential dread
List 3 things (you think) you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong:
1. Peens and the trees that grow them
2. Mug of the Day
3. My puppies…?
1. Peens and the trees that grow them
2. Mug of the Day
3. My puppies…?
List 3 things (you think) you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong:
1. Good Omens news/updates
2. Good Omens Fic recs
3. No idea 🤣
1. Good Omens news/updates
2. Good Omens Fic recs
3. No idea 🤣
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
List three things (you think) you're known for...
1. Crochet tinies
2. Incessantly awful puns in fan fics
3. Sprinklings of existential dread
1. Crochet tinies
2. Incessantly awful puns in fan fics
3. Sprinklings of existential dread
Well, I tried, but there's still a little voice that's singing 'Creep' inside my head at the end of the day.
November 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Well, I tried, but there's still a little voice that's singing 'Creep' inside my head at the end of the day.
If you see this post, do it too! Or don’t, I’m not the boss of you! 🥲
Pronouns: they/them (she in the real world 🙄)
Height: 5ft 8
Shoe: 8
Zodiac: Aries
Smoke: Neh
Tattoos: 14
Piercings: ears twice
Fave drinks: Yorkshire tea, black, with the bag still stewing in it
Pronouns: they/them (she in the real world 🙄)
Height: 5ft 8
Shoe: 8
Zodiac: Aries
Smoke: Neh
Tattoos: 14
Piercings: ears twice
Fave drinks: Yorkshire tea, black, with the bag still stewing in it
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
If you see this post, do it too! Or don’t, I’m not the boss of you! 🥲
Pronouns: they/them (she in the real world 🙄)
Height: 5ft 8
Shoe: 8
Zodiac: Aries
Smoke: Neh
Tattoos: 14
Piercings: ears twice
Fave drinks: Yorkshire tea, black, with the bag still stewing in it
Pronouns: they/them (she in the real world 🙄)
Height: 5ft 8
Shoe: 8
Zodiac: Aries
Smoke: Neh
Tattoos: 14
Piercings: ears twice
Fave drinks: Yorkshire tea, black, with the bag still stewing in it
Is it even a wedding if you don't come back with a foot? 🦶🏻
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Is it even a wedding if you don't come back with a foot? 🦶🏻
Okay, I'm far too old to stay awake until 4am anymore. Cannot function today. Feel like a small, mousey thing in hiding, aware that I probably seem very rude, but I'm exhausted and so peopled out.
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Okay, I'm far too old to stay awake until 4am anymore. Cannot function today. Feel like a small, mousey thing in hiding, aware that I probably seem very rude, but I'm exhausted and so peopled out.
I've never been to many weddings, but I don't think this one's your average... 💚
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I've never been to many weddings, but I don't think this one's your average... 💚
I am trying really hard to not hate trains right now.
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I am trying really hard to not hate trains right now.
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I feel as though my Crowleys are almost always just ace by default, no matter the story I'm writing, but I really, REALLY wish I had some more explicitly ace-celebrating fics to re-share the links to right now. For reasons. ♠️💜
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I feel as though my Crowleys are almost always just ace by default, no matter the story I'm writing, but I really, REALLY wish I had some more explicitly ace-celebrating fics to re-share the links to right now. For reasons. ♠️💜
Look at theeem. 😭🤍🖤
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Look at theeem. 😭🤍🖤
What's it like in your head?
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
What's it like in your head?
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Let's GO! 😇😈
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November 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
You know when something happens that makes you realise, yep, the company I work for really does not give two shits about my health or safety. Just, eh, it's probably not deadly, you'll be fine. Honestly. So exhausted and just. I don't even know. Feel completely fucking worthless.
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You know when something happens that makes you realise, yep, the company I work for really does not give two shits about my health or safety. Just, eh, it's probably not deadly, you'll be fine. Honestly. So exhausted and just. I don't even know. Feel completely fucking worthless.
Next year's diary of adventures filling up already. It's so lovely having friends who just... seem to actually want to hang out with me? 🥲💛
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Next year's diary of adventures filling up already. It's so lovely having friends who just... seem to actually want to hang out with me? 🥲💛
Beware my sleep-deprived arse at work today, angry Uber/Deliveroo/Just Eat drivers, arsy customers and colleagues alike.
November 5, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Beware my sleep-deprived arse at work today, angry Uber/Deliveroo/Just Eat drivers, arsy customers and colleagues alike.
3am and can't sleep because nauseous and pain, somebody please just take my reproductive organs away.
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
3am and can't sleep because nauseous and pain, somebody please just take my reproductive organs away.