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nineprecisely.bsky.social
Jem 🖤🤍
@nineprecisely.bsky.social
"Sometimes you meet a stubborn turnip."
40 • they/them • human incarnate • differently competent
• hopeless aromantic • disaster ace • #GOcomicrochet
↓ Good Omens #fanfiction ↓
https://archiveofourown.org/users/nineprecisely/works
Saw a random cushion on Vinted and now I can't get the image out of my head. I know I'm a fan of crack fics, but this one might be a bit much even for me. 🥲🎩🪄
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I'm soul deep tired and I don't know what to do.
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Wahoo! ☃️🎄
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
🤍 Do you recall that snowy evening in Paris, my dear?
🖤 How could I forget?
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
List three things (you think) you're known for...

1. Crochet tinies
2. Incessantly awful puns in fan fics
3. Sprinklings of existential dread
List 3 things (you think) you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong:

1. Peens and the trees that grow them

2. Mug of the Day

3. My puppies…?
List 3 things (you think) you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong:

1. Good Omens news/updates

2. Good Omens Fic recs

3. No idea 🤣
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Well, I tried, but there's still a little voice that's singing 'Creep' inside my head at the end of the day.
November 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
If you see this post, do it too! Or don’t, I’m not the boss of you! 🥲

Pronouns: they/them (she in the real world 🙄)
Height: 5ft 8
Shoe: 8
Zodiac: Aries
Smoke: Neh
Tattoos: 14
Piercings: ears twice
Fave drinks: Yorkshire tea, black, with the bag still stewing in it
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Is it even a wedding if you don't come back with a foot? 🦶🏻
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Okay, I'm far too old to stay awake until 4am anymore. Cannot function today. Feel like a small, mousey thing in hiding, aware that I probably seem very rude, but I'm exhausted and so peopled out.
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I've never been to many weddings, but I don't think this one's your average... 💚
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I am trying really hard to not hate trains right now.
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Reposted by Jem 🖤🤍
April 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I feel as though my Crowleys are almost always just ace by default, no matter the story I'm writing, but I really, REALLY wish I had some more explicitly ace-celebrating fics to re-share the links to right now. For reasons. ♠️💜
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Look at theeem. 😭🤍🖤
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Shut up, Jem.
November 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM
What's it like in your head?
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Reposted by Jem 🖤🤍
Let's GO! 😇😈
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November 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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I’m giving away two of my spinner pendant prototypes; details in the next post! 🖤

#goodomens
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
You know when something happens that makes you realise, yep, the company I work for really does not give two shits about my health or safety. Just, eh, it's probably not deadly, you'll be fine. Honestly. So exhausted and just. I don't even know. Feel completely fucking worthless.
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Next year's diary of adventures filling up already. It's so lovely having friends who just... seem to actually want to hang out with me? 🥲💛
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Beware my sleep-deprived arse at work today, angry Uber/Deliveroo/Just Eat drivers, arsy customers and colleagues alike. 🫩
November 5, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
3am and can't sleep because nauseous and pain, somebody please just take my reproductive organs away.
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM