me every morning post-caesar trying to do my first poop since monday
elmo from sesame street sitting on a toilet
Alt: elmo from sesame street sitting on a toilet
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December 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
me every morning post-caesar trying to do my first poop since monday
i’d never experienced true sleep deprivation until this week and it is the most surreal experience ever. my hearing was muted and i was having conversations and feeling like i wasn’t even in the room. recovering from major surgery w strong pain meds for days didn’t help lol the brain is so weird
December 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i’d never experienced true sleep deprivation until this week and it is the most surreal experience ever. my hearing was muted and i was having conversations and feeling like i wasn’t even in the room. recovering from major surgery w strong pain meds for days didn’t help lol the brain is so weird
i had a baby yesterday and he is my favourite thing in the whole entire world. everyone meet louis 🥹
December 17, 2025 at 10:10 AM
i had a baby yesterday and he is my favourite thing in the whole entire world. everyone meet louis 🥹
knowing the exact day ur life is about to completely change is the weirdest feeling in the world. i am in the ultimate limbo right now half mourning my current life and half bursting with excitement at the thought of meeting my little man. also can’t wait to get this FOOT out of my RIBS
December 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
knowing the exact day ur life is about to completely change is the weirdest feeling in the world. i am in the ultimate limbo right now half mourning my current life and half bursting with excitement at the thought of meeting my little man. also can’t wait to get this FOOT out of my RIBS
tbh the bit im least keen about post-birth is having to share a room 😭 i was lucky enough to have my own room every visit the last 3 weeks except for 1 night in COU where i had to listen to a man snore-moaning for 10 hrs straight rip
December 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
tbh the bit im least keen about post-birth is having to share a room 😭 i was lucky enough to have my own room every visit the last 3 weeks except for 1 night in COU where i had to listen to a man snore-moaning for 10 hrs straight rip
just had a normal blood pressure reading for the first time in over a month can we get a hell yeah
December 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
just had a normal blood pressure reading for the first time in over a month can we get a hell yeah
told myself i wasnt going to buy any gig tickets for next year til baby is here so i know whether travelling to melbourne is even an option for us…..but this superheaven tour is gonna kill me if i miss it they’ve been such a huge part of my life’s soundtrack the past 7 years
December 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
told myself i wasnt going to buy any gig tickets for next year til baby is here so i know whether travelling to melbourne is even an option for us…..but this superheaven tour is gonna kill me if i miss it they’ve been such a huge part of my life’s soundtrack the past 7 years
packing my hospital bag for the third time in case my OB appointment goes bad again today 😮💨🤞🏼
December 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
packing my hospital bag for the third time in case my OB appointment goes bad again today 😮💨🤞🏼
things that have been making my blood pressure spike: too many notifications, people coming over to my house, anybody talking to me in a tone that isn’t strictly polite, walking around the house, standing up, sitting up, the thought of taking a blood pressure reading
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
things that have been making my blood pressure spike: too many notifications, people coming over to my house, anybody talking to me in a tone that isn’t strictly polite, walking around the house, standing up, sitting up, the thought of taking a blood pressure reading
discharged from hospital again with a prescription for a medication that has a national shortage lmaooo not even the hospital pharmacy had it. called 10 different pharmacies before finding one that had 2 bottles left 😮💨🤞🏼
December 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
discharged from hospital again with a prescription for a medication that has a national shortage lmaooo not even the hospital pharmacy had it. called 10 different pharmacies before finding one that had 2 bottles left 😮💨🤞🏼
im back in hospital again shock horror but now they’re thinking i do have preeclampsia and talking about getting this baby out of me in a matter of DAYS good lord my brain cannot compute everything going on rn
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM
im back in hospital again shock horror but now they’re thinking i do have preeclampsia and talking about getting this baby out of me in a matter of DAYS good lord my brain cannot compute everything going on rn
i can’t believe it’s already december im literally gonna be a mother by the end of this month. im also turning 32. due date is the day before my birthday and 2 days after xmas. 0 planning went into this clearly
December 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
i can’t believe it’s already december im literally gonna be a mother by the end of this month. im also turning 32. due date is the day before my birthday and 2 days after xmas. 0 planning went into this clearly
getting stretchered out of a patient transport van and transferred into a wheelchair for my eye appointment today felt like the biggest overkill but i appreciate the VIP treatment
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
getting stretchered out of a patient transport van and transferred into a wheelchair for my eye appointment today felt like the biggest overkill but i appreciate the VIP treatment
i had a MET call this morning coz my BP dropped to 60/39 and was immediately swarmed by so many drs omg honestly the worst thing i’ve felt in my life it was like my body became paralysed before going into shock but the midwives said i remained so calm baby didn’t even know anything bad happened 😭😮💨
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 AM
i had a MET call this morning coz my BP dropped to 60/39 and was immediately swarmed by so many drs omg honestly the worst thing i’ve felt in my life it was like my body became paralysed before going into shock but the midwives said i remained so calm baby didn’t even know anything bad happened 😭😮💨
im on day 3 of the worst pressure headache ive had since being diagnosed with IIH and im scared to see my opthamologist on monday coz i dont wanna be put on more medication 😭 im gonna be on blood pressure meds once i leave hospital today too rip
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
im on day 3 of the worst pressure headache ive had since being diagnosed with IIH and im scared to see my opthamologist on monday coz i dont wanna be put on more medication 😭 im gonna be on blood pressure meds once i leave hospital today too rip
pros to being in ur last 4-5 weeks of pregnancy: not feeling guilty for sleeping in and lounging around the house all day. being told by medical professionals to rest and put my feet up….feels good man
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
pros to being in ur last 4-5 weeks of pregnancy: not feeling guilty for sleeping in and lounging around the house all day. being told by medical professionals to rest and put my feet up….feels good man
god i love my friends 😭 the amount of people who have given me free shit for my baby every time i visit and also just dropped around/sent random gifts for me even when i haven’t replied to them in weeks i truly don’t deserve it
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
god i love my friends 😭 the amount of people who have given me free shit for my baby every time i visit and also just dropped around/sent random gifts for me even when i haven’t replied to them in weeks i truly don’t deserve it
nevermind i just found out josh left the band and there’s only two OG members left so i will hold onto my memories of seeing them 2010-2012 rip
this is a thread now im sorry ive been waiting 13 yrs for the horrors to come back. idk how i make this happen with a 14-15 week old baby. i gotta let this one go don’t i 😭
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
nevermind i just found out josh left the band and there’s only two OG members left so i will hold onto my memories of seeing them 2010-2012 rip
im officially done with work until 2027 🥳 even tho i know im about to work the hardest i ever have in my life for the next year
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
im officially done with work until 2027 🥳 even tho i know im about to work the hardest i ever have in my life for the next year
watching metallica in bris on a tiktok livestream coz i had to give away my ticket 💔
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
watching metallica in bris on a tiktok livestream coz i had to give away my ticket 💔
it took 3 days after my last shift on friday for me to not feel like i’m walking on shards of glass and now my legs are turning purple from the thigh down after standing for 10 minutes, i’ve only got 2 weeks left at work but i think im gonna have to call today my last day 😭
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
it took 3 days after my last shift on friday for me to not feel like i’m walking on shards of glass and now my legs are turning purple from the thigh down after standing for 10 minutes, i’ve only got 2 weeks left at work but i think im gonna have to call today my last day 😭
after multiple conversations only one single member of my family out of my parents, sibling and grandparents has got the whooping cough vaccine. everyone else is refusing even knowing they’ll have to wait 6-8 weeks to meet my baby. bam’s entire family has had theirs, no hesitation. i’m so sad
November 11, 2025 at 10:37 AM
after multiple conversations only one single member of my family out of my parents, sibling and grandparents has got the whooping cough vaccine. everyone else is refusing even knowing they’ll have to wait 6-8 weeks to meet my baby. bam’s entire family has had theirs, no hesitation. i’m so sad
how these last 3 weeks of work before mat leave feel
a little girl is hanging upside down on a swing in a park
Alt: a little girl is slumped over a swing in a park
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November 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
how these last 3 weeks of work before mat leave feel
hearing a slowdive song as part of a trending sound on tiktok is honestly the wildest thing. i feel like a proud mum & daughter at the same time
October 30, 2025 at 8:40 AM
hearing a slowdive song as part of a trending sound on tiktok is honestly the wildest thing. i feel like a proud mum & daughter at the same time
im not allowed to have a chair or stool at work bc it’s not part of my role and i was ok with that but they’ve now taken away the door greeter stands and fatigue mats to “open up the space”? im in my 3rd trimester and have to stand on concrete for 8+ hrs a day bc i can’t afford to stop working yet 🙂
October 20, 2025 at 9:34 AM
im not allowed to have a chair or stool at work bc it’s not part of my role and i was ok with that but they’ve now taken away the door greeter stands and fatigue mats to “open up the space”? im in my 3rd trimester and have to stand on concrete for 8+ hrs a day bc i can’t afford to stop working yet 🙂