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Movie rule: When a mouse or a rat is on the screen, it must be making squeaking sounds.
January 10, 2026 at 8:34 AM
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rare to see an american politician speak in these terms and it rocks
“When I speak about making our city more affordable, my vision is not limited to the homes that we live in or the child care that we’re making universal — it’s also a vision where we make it possible for working people to afford lives of joy, of art, of rest, of expression.”
Handing Out Free Tickets, Mamdani Says Theater Should Not Be ‘a Luxury’
www.nytimes.com
January 10, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I can tune out people in the room talking but if someone is listening to something on their phone out loud, it's maddening
January 10, 2026 at 12:52 AM
The differing corner radii in the new version of MacOS annoy me. The corner of my MacBook screen already has a radius, shouldn't the corner of an Apple-made app match it?!
October 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I think Sinners will not be regarded in the future as a good movie. Similar to how everyone loved American Beauty at first.
August 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Inna Gadda Da Vida is playing in the grocery store
July 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Fuckass (adjective) is my my favorite new bad word.
July 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Willem Dafriend
July 1, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Apple's new Liquid Glass stuff is just like Windows Vista!
June 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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not saying anyone should, but I bet you could convince Trump to re-open Alcatraz in under 20 minutes
January 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I feel like Severance is belaboring all the cinematography stuff.
March 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Just a reminder of some of the context around the TikTok ban: In 2020, Trump tried to ban it via executive order a couple months after K-pop fans used it to organize fake signups to Trump’s Tulsa rally, which led him to publicly overestimate how large the crowd size would be.
January 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Stage 1: drinks without alcohol
Stage 2: drinks with alcohol that don’t taste like it
Stage 3: alcoholic drinks that taste like alcohol
Stage 4: non-alcoholic drinks that taste like alcohol
January 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Don’t be insincere unless you want to be crucified by this dude tonight
December 28, 2024 at 8:46 PM
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Today I married my best friend. Massive administrative fuck up.
December 26, 2024 at 12:40 AM
youtu.be/X2LTL8KgKv8?...

This was a gateway drug for me to music where people are screaming all the time
Corey Hart - Sunglasses At Night (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by CoreyHartVEVO
youtu.be
December 21, 2024 at 7:41 AM
A vehicle having lights across the front indicates to me that it is electric. I wonder how reliable that is.
December 18, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Personal record! I solved the 12/16/2024 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:13!
December 16, 2024 at 12:36 AM
I just completed "Bridge Repair" - Day 7 - Advent of Code 2024 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2024/day/7
Day 7 - Advent of Code 2024
adventofcode.com
December 7, 2024 at 8:56 AM
My son used the phrase "red flag" to mean something that enrages you, like a matador waving a red cape (flag) in front of a bull. Interesting.
December 6, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Nobody cares but here's the music I listened to in 2024
December 5, 2024 at 12:38 AM
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LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
December 1, 2024 at 4:15 AM
May your Friday be black as hell
November 29, 2024 at 9:38 PM
My girlfriend thought for the last 20 years that the line in One by Metallica was “tied to machines that make me pee”
November 29, 2024 at 12:14 AM
People think they are the mayor of Bluesky with all these “if you’re new here…” posts
November 11, 2024 at 9:16 AM