Jennifer Woodfin
@niffertreefish.bsky.social
Likes: Local food, native plants, books, birds, cats, chocolate, and queer/ feminist folks 🏳️🌈
Dislikes: mean people
She/her
There is way more swearing in my head than what comes out of my mouth
Dislikes: mean people
She/her
There is way more swearing in my head than what comes out of my mouth
My neighbor in Philly posted something similar!
March 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
My neighbor in Philly posted something similar!
As a Philly resident I feel that one hard
February 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
As a Philly resident I feel that one hard
Scrapping all plans to fly immediately
February 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Scrapping all plans to fly immediately
Of course. Poor dogs
February 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Of course. Poor dogs
One million seconds is 11 and a half days.
One billion seconds is more than 31 years.
One billion seconds is more than 31 years.
February 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
One million seconds is 11 and a half days.
One billion seconds is more than 31 years.
One billion seconds is more than 31 years.
I was able to spend breakfast looking at nothing but cat pictures
January 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I was able to spend breakfast looking at nothing but cat pictures
That's why you should have TWO cats
January 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
That's why you should have TWO cats
I for one welcome the arrival of our new mushroom overlords. I think they will be fun guys
January 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I for one welcome the arrival of our new mushroom overlords. I think they will be fun guys
I remain obsessed despite the frustrating quirks
January 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I remain obsessed despite the frustrating quirks
I mean, really, phat but not yeet? That's skibidi.
January 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I mean, really, phat but not yeet? That's skibidi.
I will be right over
January 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I will be right over
Maybe the sink is on a different side of the room? I do envy that much counter space. I have almost none
January 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Maybe the sink is on a different side of the room? I do envy that much counter space. I have almost none
What if it is like thos candies with a hard outside and a squishy inside but the squishy inside tastes like cold chicken soup? 🙀😐🤢
January 17, 2025 at 11:49 AM
What if it is like thos candies with a hard outside and a squishy inside but the squishy inside tastes like cold chicken soup? 🙀😐🤢
I just don't understand. Is it like salty candy? Is it like sweet chicken soup? Is it like a hardened blob of gelatin? I'm horrified
January 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I just don't understand. Is it like salty candy? Is it like sweet chicken soup? Is it like a hardened blob of gelatin? I'm horrified
Every day I get someone new to block. I'm a nice neighborhood bookseller. That's the only interesting thing about me.
January 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Every day I get someone new to block. I'm a nice neighborhood bookseller. That's the only interesting thing about me.