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Broke: Die Hard is a Christmas movie

Woke: Yakuza is a Christmas game
December 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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All of Luigi's costumes in MKWorld
December 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Mario Party contains an obscure "underwhelming victory" scenario. Normally, the winner is celebrated with a special cutscene and declared Superstar. However, if no stars were obtained, no cutscene plays and all the winner gets is text saying "YOU ARE WINNER" before the game ends.
December 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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These cheap acrylic ornaments are
Pissing me off...

I'm the full metal
starwalker
Dude I thought the fangamer starwalker ornament was going to be like hard acrylic but NO. That shit is easily a third of a pound of thick metal
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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The destruction of the White House’s East Wing was reportedly brought about by an unexpected source: Donkey Kong Bananza.
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December 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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A local barista developed second thoughts about proposing to his girlfriend after encountering a foreboding save point.
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December 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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In case you were wondering what it’s like to boot a free to play mobile game in 2025
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Just had to check
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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a 20 year old console exclusive should not look this good
September 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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this gets me every time
August 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Facing an unsteady economic climate and years of ever-changing shopping trends, owners of a local mall have chosen to rebrand the facility as a "real-life Metroidvania."
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December 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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fuck this bum ass headline and whoever wrote it.
December 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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I appreciate they addressed me by my Christian name.
December 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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A film is just a TAS of a play
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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WinDoom 95
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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[officiating a nonbinary wedding] i now pronouns you they and them
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Believe it or not, this account would not exist had I never found this box art

So give your damn respects to Pikmin 2: The Bad Ending continues.
Game: Pikmin 2: The Bad Ending Continues
Console: Nintendo Wii
Created by: Dario
Uploaded on: November 29th, 2008
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Game: Spider-Man 2 (2004, GC)
TAS Author: Natetheman223
Source: tasvideos.org/4522M
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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you’re too late, i’ve already portrayed you as the neurotic geekspooge and myself as the calm, collected bulky samus
December 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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A sound was played on the puone.
ok thanks i guess
December 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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im so underground im spitting out dirt! ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi ptooi
October 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM