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Nic
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Bad cook. Mosquito flytrap. Cat worshipper. Lives in the Netherlands
Martin watching The Holiday and we may not have a TV in 15 minutes
December 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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"- tilting, tilting now this way, now that...Or was he on the branch of a tree, back home in the forest of Willoughby? Was that sound not the howl of the sea but the howl of wolves? No, it was the sea, but Dido was talking about wolves in the forest; her words came dreamily...
December 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Had urge for roast potatoes so guess what kids??
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Don’t point that cactus at me matey boy
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Made vegetable soup and Martin is apoplectic
December 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Monday
December 8, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Our friends brought us this and it may be the best present EVAH!!!
December 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The best Dosa and Thali
December 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Making a banoffee pie and even I can’t screw this up
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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I should call her
Relief is where you find it

Good morning
December 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Really fancy a pint of Guinness and a packet of crisps in a pub. Will try to persuade guests to swing by the Irish later on….
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
We didn’t do this when we were kids which is why we ended up with a male Persian cat that Dad named Fanny. Which he would gleefully yell out the door. I mean fgs.
Cat names should evolve like avant-garde jazz. By the time of a cat's fifth birthday the name by which it is generally known should have zero resemblance to its original name.
December 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Tree is UP
December 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Back is fucked. Again
a police officer wearing a yellow vest and tie is screaming with his mouth open .
ALT: a police officer wearing a yellow vest and tie is screaming with his mouth open .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:08 AM
It’s literally Verucca Salt
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Given that football is *the* most abusive sport in terms of racism that prize is doing more heavy lifting than a prize weightlifter (only Geoff comes to mind and that’s rubbish)
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Wine wanker voice “It’s more complex than string theory”
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Take me out of the pan. I’m done. Fucking friends coming over spoiling it all with laughter and good times….
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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It’s time for the Friday Cat.
December 5, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Just sucked off a bay leaf
December 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I made my alarm sound to be Nilssons Gotta Get Up as of yesterday. Counting the days until I smash the phone. Giving myself a week.
December 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Sudden urge for pickled tomatoes
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Too much?
December 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Here are some of the cats I photographed there yesterday: Lily, Bonsai, Pocahontas, and Munchkin!
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Swallowing whole paracetamol like a proper grown up
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM