Nick
@nickoneill.bsky.social
Software generalist, political tech nerd for @5calls.org, by day at Tailscale
Jurassic Park Rebirth is a marketing premise (no one wants to watch a movie with the same old dinosaurs again!) made into a story premise (no one wants to go to the dinosaur park to see the same old dinosaurs again!)
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Jurassic Park Rebirth is a marketing premise (no one wants to watch a movie with the same old dinosaurs again!) made into a story premise (no one wants to go to the dinosaur park to see the same old dinosaurs again!)
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
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I just blurted out “I hate my senators” waiting for the train.
October 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I just blurted out “I hate my senators” waiting for the train.
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Ah, it’s that time of the year in SF that NOAA clearly has no idea how to predict.
They should just say “it’ll be 90 degrees until it isn’t and then it’ll be winter”
They should just say “it’ll be 90 degrees until it isn’t and then it’ll be winter”
October 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Ah, it’s that time of the year in SF that NOAA clearly has no idea how to predict.
They should just say “it’ll be 90 degrees until it isn’t and then it’ll be winter”
They should just say “it’ll be 90 degrees until it isn’t and then it’ll be winter”
I hope everyone in attendance laughed and laughed and laughed at these total losers
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
September 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I hope everyone in attendance laughed and laughed and laughed at these total losers
If you know me, you've probably heard my screed on why we need the Western States Alliance to protect the rights of citizens where the federal government is failing miserably. Little did I know the (real) West Coast Health Alliance would be the first important step in that direction
September 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If you know me, you've probably heard my screed on why we need the Western States Alliance to protect the rights of citizens where the federal government is failing miserably. Little did I know the (real) West Coast Health Alliance would be the first important step in that direction
this fucking idiot
Trump: "I think I can say there are certain groups of people that don't take vaccines and don't take any pills that have no autism. Does that tell you something? Is that a correct statement, by the way? ... I'm not so careful with what I say."
September 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
this fucking idiot
I love a good push notification failure
September 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I love a good push notification failure
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Hey CALIFORNIA -- We just posted a special state-level call for YOU. Have at it 😎
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Support Redistricting in California ⭑ 5 Calls
The Texas legislature has gerrymandered its Congressional districts to give Republicans five additional seats in the House of Representatives. Texas …
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August 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Hey CALIFORNIA -- We just posted a special state-level call for YOU. Have at it 😎
**Pro tip: Enter a full address or 9-digit zip code to ensure you get the right contacts 👍
5calls.org/state/califo...
**Pro tip: Enter a full address or 9-digit zip code to ensure you get the right contacts 👍
5calls.org/state/califo...
My toddler has entered the insane dictator paranoid of poison phase, everything I feed her is handed back to me “Here! You eat first!”
August 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
My toddler has entered the insane dictator paranoid of poison phase, everything I feed her is handed back to me “Here! You eat first!”
Thanks weather app, for keeping me updated on the tsunami watch since we dismantled the weather service
July 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Thanks weather app, for keeping me updated on the tsunami watch since we dismantled the weather service
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JUST IN: ICE agents in San Francisco just now drove through protesters, used pepper spray, & brandished rifles at those who had gathered to try to stop an immigration arrest.
A woman, holding onto the hood of an ICE SUV, was thrown off.
youtu.be/GQ_YGzfaQLM
A woman, holding onto the hood of an ICE SUV, was thrown off.
youtu.be/GQ_YGzfaQLM
ICE agents in San Francisco clashing with protesters
YouTube video by MissionLocal
youtu.be
July 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
JUST IN: ICE agents in San Francisco just now drove through protesters, used pepper spray, & brandished rifles at those who had gathered to try to stop an immigration arrest.
A woman, holding onto the hood of an ICE SUV, was thrown off.
youtu.be/GQ_YGzfaQLM
A woman, holding onto the hood of an ICE SUV, was thrown off.
youtu.be/GQ_YGzfaQLM
“Tariffs next month” is the new “it’s infrastructure week”
The real news here is that Bessent says countries are going to go back to the April 2nd level by August 1st now instead of July 9th...can the people running this country please stop living 30-day-tariff-pause to 30-day-tariff-pause
BASH: Trump's 90 day pause on tariffs ends in three days. What happens on Wednesday?
BESSENT: We'll see. We're gonna be very busy over the next 72 hours ... I think we're gonna see a lot of deals very quickly.
BESSENT: We'll see. We're gonna be very busy over the next 72 hours ... I think we're gonna see a lot of deals very quickly.
July 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“Tariffs next month” is the new “it’s infrastructure week”
is there really no OSINT repo for facist ICE agent doxing yet? where are these decentralized/uncensorable web people when you really need them?
May 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
is there really no OSINT repo for facist ICE agent doxing yet? where are these decentralized/uncensorable web people when you really need them?
Where is all the reporting on the other signal chats that were archived on the hacked (by multiple people!) signal-with-archiving service? Are we still pretending that having some sort of ethical code helps vs government nazis?
May 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Where is all the reporting on the other signal chats that were archived on the hacked (by multiple people!) signal-with-archiving service? Are we still pretending that having some sort of ethical code helps vs government nazis?
In today's @5calls.org newsletter, I channel @pbump.com as we take a look at an interesting map of the most popular call in each state - a map that looks very familiar! buttondown.com/5calls/archi...
What do Republicans call Congress about?
We have been diving into the call results from all of your calls to Congress this year (nearly four million since the inauguration if we’re counting) and...
buttondown.com
March 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
In today's @5calls.org newsletter, I channel @pbump.com as we take a look at an interesting map of the most popular call in each state - a map that looks very familiar! buttondown.com/5calls/archi...
Not sure anyone needs yet another reason to love le Guin, but here is one
March 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Not sure anyone needs yet another reason to love le Guin, but here is one
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[internet waiting room]
Me: [chanting] blogs, blogs-
Other patients: blogs, BLOGS
Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] BLOGS, BLOGS, BLOGS!
Me: [chanting] blogs, blogs-
Other patients: blogs, BLOGS
Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] BLOGS, BLOGS, BLOGS!
December 18, 2024 at 1:28 AM
[internet waiting room]
Me: [chanting] blogs, blogs-
Other patients: blogs, BLOGS
Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] BLOGS, BLOGS, BLOGS!
Me: [chanting] blogs, blogs-
Other patients: blogs, BLOGS
Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] BLOGS, BLOGS, BLOGS!
right, because we need an earthquake on top of all this
March 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
right, because we need an earthquake on top of all this
which brain genius decided that humans should be able to get sick, this sucks
March 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
which brain genius decided that humans should be able to get sick, this sucks
So... Schumer no confidence vote next?
March 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
So... Schumer no confidence vote next?
Apple Music users with kids: are my recommendations permanently ruined? Is there a quarantine setting I don’t know about?
February 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Apple Music users with kids: are my recommendations permanently ruined? Is there a quarantine setting I don’t know about?
Another round of media coverage of @5calls.org begins www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
This app is turbocharging calls to Congress about Trump’s policies
Can (and should) citizen engagement be as simple as a food delivery app?
www.washingtonpost.com
February 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Another round of media coverage of @5calls.org begins www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...