Nick Katz
@nickkatz.bsky.social
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Nick Katz
@nickkatz.bsky.social
· May 28
I came home today to find my neighbor cleaning out my gutters. I asked if he wanted to be paid for the service and he said "No, I got what I came for," and began eating the rotten leaves.
An hour later he drove his riding mower into the side of his house and his head fell off.
4/5 stars on yelp.
An hour later he drove his riding mower into the side of his house and his head fell off.
4/5 stars on yelp.
Highest 2 Lowest isn't Spike Lee's best work, but it's worth a watch if it's streaming somewhere.
5/10
5/10
February 12, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Highest 2 Lowest isn't Spike Lee's best work, but it's worth a watch if it's streaming somewhere.
5/10
5/10
In no particular order, other than the first entry, here are my favorite romance/romcoms:
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
-Secretary
-Punch Drunk Love
-The Princess Bride
-They Came Together
-Dinner In America
-40 Year Old Virgin
-Bridesmaids
-The Wedding Singer
-The Fountain
-The Big Sick
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
-Secretary
-Punch Drunk Love
-The Princess Bride
-They Came Together
-Dinner In America
-40 Year Old Virgin
-Bridesmaids
-The Wedding Singer
-The Fountain
-The Big Sick
February 12, 2026 at 12:05 AM
In no particular order, other than the first entry, here are my favorite romance/romcoms:
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
-Secretary
-Punch Drunk Love
-The Princess Bride
-They Came Together
-Dinner In America
-40 Year Old Virgin
-Bridesmaids
-The Wedding Singer
-The Fountain
-The Big Sick
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
-Secretary
-Punch Drunk Love
-The Princess Bride
-They Came Together
-Dinner In America
-40 Year Old Virgin
-Bridesmaids
-The Wedding Singer
-The Fountain
-The Big Sick
These donkey's can sing!
February 11, 2026 at 11:14 PM
These donkey's can sing!
In addition to some of the best casting of all time and their perfect performances and story, one of my favorite parts of Little Miss Sunshine is the third act look at how deeply disturbing the pageant scene is, especially when it involves children. It's bizarre. 10/10 for the movie.
a group of people are pushing a yellow van
ALT: a group of people are pushing a yellow van
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM
In addition to some of the best casting of all time and their perfect performances and story, one of my favorite parts of Little Miss Sunshine is the third act look at how deeply disturbing the pageant scene is, especially when it involves children. It's bizarre. 10/10 for the movie.
Any kitties are good kitties, but I need my Queen back in action asap!
February 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Any kitties are good kitties, but I need my Queen back in action asap!
I'm just a boy, playing on his phone, laying down in front of a tv, where a girl is standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
February 9, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I'm just a boy, playing on his phone, laying down in front of a tv, where a girl is standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
Every year I make a Super Bowl mix tape to help hype up my team. Every year nobody let's me play it until after the game.
Excuse me, but how are they going to absorb the energy of "Whoomp! (There it is)" if it's playing AFTER the game? Guess I'm the only one serious about winning.
Excuse me, but how are they going to absorb the energy of "Whoomp! (There it is)" if it's playing AFTER the game? Guess I'm the only one serious about winning.
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Every year I make a Super Bowl mix tape to help hype up my team. Every year nobody let's me play it until after the game.
Excuse me, but how are they going to absorb the energy of "Whoomp! (There it is)" if it's playing AFTER the game? Guess I'm the only one serious about winning.
Excuse me, but how are they going to absorb the energy of "Whoomp! (There it is)" if it's playing AFTER the game? Guess I'm the only one serious about winning.
I thought it was gonna be the Patriots, but with one minute left the Falcons come out, lay everyone out with chairshots and then they cash in to make it a three way dance. Falcons are your new champs. I just made $829,100,987,019 on drift kangs.
February 9, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I thought it was gonna be the Patriots, but with one minute left the Falcons come out, lay everyone out with chairshots and then they cash in to make it a three way dance. Falcons are your new champs. I just made $829,100,987,019 on drift kangs.
The prophecy fulfilled:
February 8, 2026 at 9:27 AM
The prophecy fulfilled:
I got the wife a calender for the new year.
***We don't own a cat. These are all neighborhood kitties or fosters***
February is Bear's dumb ass:
#Caturday
***We don't own a cat. These are all neighborhood kitties or fosters***
February is Bear's dumb ass:
#Caturday
February 7, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I got the wife a calender for the new year.
***We don't own a cat. These are all neighborhood kitties or fosters***
February is Bear's dumb ass:
#Caturday
***We don't own a cat. These are all neighborhood kitties or fosters***
February is Bear's dumb ass:
#Caturday
I got the wife a calender for the new year.
***We don't own a cat. These are all neighborhood kitties or fosters***
First up is our favorite lady: Sky.
***We don't own a cat. These are all neighborhood kitties or fosters***
First up is our favorite lady: Sky.
February 7, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I got the wife a calender for the new year.
***We don't own a cat. These are all neighborhood kitties or fosters***
First up is our favorite lady: Sky.
***We don't own a cat. These are all neighborhood kitties or fosters***
First up is our favorite lady: Sky.
I occasionally enjoy watching a little tv.
February 6, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I occasionally enjoy watching a little tv.
I always love a good mystery and today I got one. I ran some errands for about two hours. When I got home there was an egg in my yard. It was cracked but not broken and it appears to be a chicken egg. I did a quick scan of all my neighbor's yards, but mine was the only one with an egg. 🤷♂️
February 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I always love a good mystery and today I got one. I ran some errands for about two hours. When I got home there was an egg in my yard. It was cracked but not broken and it appears to be a chicken egg. I did a quick scan of all my neighbor's yards, but mine was the only one with an egg. 🤷♂️
When nature gives me a canvas, I paint.
February 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
When nature gives me a canvas, I paint.
"Uh...no, sir, that IS the arch you requested."
February 5, 2026 at 12:44 PM
"Uh...no, sir, that IS the arch you requested."
Curling is just Shuffleboard, but dumber.
February 4, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Curling is just Shuffleboard, but dumber.
"I just really wanted to push a dutch oven around with a stick, then my friend was like "Hey, we should also treat the dutch oven like royalty and sweep the ground in front of it as you push it forward.""
- Inventor of the sport of curling
- Inventor of the sport of curling
February 4, 2026 at 5:42 PM
"I just really wanted to push a dutch oven around with a stick, then my friend was like "Hey, we should also treat the dutch oven like royalty and sweep the ground in front of it as you push it forward.""
- Inventor of the sport of curling
- Inventor of the sport of curling
I was rewatching Schitt's Creek to get some Catherine O'Hara love flowing and I couldn't believe how well it holds up. Then I read that the first season originally aired in 2015.
I feel like I've aged forty years over the last decade. 😭
Still a great show though.
I feel like I've aged forty years over the last decade. 😭
Still a great show though.
a woman in a black coat says " if that 's not cause for alcohol "
ALT: a woman in a black coat says " if that 's not cause for alcohol "
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:12 AM
I was rewatching Schitt's Creek to get some Catherine O'Hara love flowing and I couldn't believe how well it holds up. Then I read that the first season originally aired in 2015.
I feel like I've aged forty years over the last decade. 😭
Still a great show though.
I feel like I've aged forty years over the last decade. 😭
Still a great show though.
The selection process for every country when choosing who will represent them in curling at the Winter Olympics is just them asking everyone in their country to raise their hand if they know what curling is. The first four to raise their hands are on the team. Many countries can't find four players.
February 4, 2026 at 3:11 AM
The selection process for every country when choosing who will represent them in curling at the Winter Olympics is just them asking everyone in their country to raise their hand if they know what curling is. The first four to raise their hands are on the team. Many countries can't find four players.
We already have "Trump Homes." They're called trailers.
February 4, 2026 at 1:26 AM
We already have "Trump Homes." They're called trailers.
The wife's eyes when her pizza rage virus flairs up every couple of weeks.
February 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
The wife's eyes when her pizza rage virus flairs up every couple of weeks.
I get to swing by home tomorrow and I'm so excited to see my beautifully butt cheeked baby bobtail Bear boy. He's been coming around every day looking for us. 🥰
February 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I get to swing by home tomorrow and I'm so excited to see my beautifully butt cheeked baby bobtail Bear boy. He's been coming around every day looking for us. 🥰
Sometimes I get unsupervised access to my wife's phone. You wouldn't believe the shit she gets up to whilst asleep.
February 3, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Sometimes I get unsupervised access to my wife's phone. You wouldn't believe the shit she gets up to whilst asleep.