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Nick Katz
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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · May 28
I came home today to find my neighbor cleaning out my gutters. I asked if he wanted to be paid for the service and he said "No, I got what I came for," and began eating the rotten leaves.

An hour later he drove his riding mower into the side of his house and his head fell off.

4/5 stars on yelp.
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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 3h
Samara Weaving hits yet another homerun with Eenie Meanie. Great heist/car chase movie with some humor and heart. 9/10

She's also got an awesome horror film out called Azrael, but that one is probably better if you go in blind. 8/10
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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 5h
I just finished Horizon: An American Saga and I can't get over how awful and bizzare the ending is. The movie just kind of stops and then there are a bunch of clips of other things that have happened or will happen in the sequel. It's like the end is just a trailer for the next one. Weird.
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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 6h
I've been trying to invent a fart bullet that just fires farts at people, instead of metal, but I just can seem to crack it. This stinks.
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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 6h
You're not wrong, per say.
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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 6h
Hairy Styles
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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 6h
Teacher: You only received partial credit, because you didn't show your work.

Me: And I never will. You're getting paid to educate me, not the other way around, teach.
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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 7h
Task is a pretty decent cop series. The actors are all excellent. The story isn't anything that hasn't been done before, but it's just really well done. 7/10
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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 8h
"Why does the left keep calling us nazis?"

Because they fucking are.
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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 21h
"There ain't no rule against a dog playing basketball."

That means that cats can, although, if you know cats, they definitely won't, play your dumb human game.

Also, somehow, I'm the jerk for trying to lick my asshole during the game and getting the gym evacuated due to a "biological emergency."
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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 1d
🎵 Kiss me out of the bearded barley

Nightly beside the green, green grass

Swing, swing, swing the spinning step

You wear those shoes and I'll wear body cast🎵
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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 2d
Eating a two foot long Slim Jim like a rabbit eats veg.
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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 3d
It's uncanny!
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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 4d
I heard JFK faked the head thing, because someone had yelled "How are you?!" while the motorcade passed by. I'm tired of these extreme lengths politicians will go to just to avoid answering a simple question.
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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 4d
🎯. They'd rather tear someone down instead of learn how to win. It's quite repulsive.
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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 4d
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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 4d
I dream of a world where humans have clear eyelids. If I'm elected...
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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 4d
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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 4d
If places were serious about people peeing in the pool, then they actually would invent a dye that reacts to urine and they would make it brown, not blue.
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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 4d
*yeet
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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 4d
Went on a hike today.
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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 4d
Hello, ladies.
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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 4d
This is the scariest movie of the yeat and it's not even close.
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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 4d
It's that time of year again.
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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 4d
I know it's been a while since that titanic sub imploded, but I still can't get over how much that guy looked like Captain Murphy from Sealab 2021.
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Nick Katz @nickkatz.bsky.social · 4d
*replaced