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@nickhaskell.bsky.social
writer, programmer, knave, miscreant, charlatan, etc.
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· Nov 20
what’s up guys (pejorative)?
If it’s the only way I’m getting there—sure, fine, whatever. But if I could be real with you for a sec: I would greatly prefer not to be carried to Ohio in a swarm of bees
January 29, 2026 at 9:20 AM
If it’s the only way I’m getting there—sure, fine, whatever. But if I could be real with you for a sec: I would greatly prefer not to be carried to Ohio in a swarm of bees
he'll yeah, I love discordance axis.
Grindcore is the new hustle culture ft.trib.al/Yq5N8YC | opinion
Grindcore is the new hustle culture
In Silicon Valley, long hours have fused with a monastic male wellness aesthetic
ft.trib.al
January 28, 2026 at 5:35 PM
he'll yeah, I love discordance axis.
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Idk I kinda think we should bring beliefs like this back. Tell them we gotta fix global warming asap or the Leviathan will escape. We gotta sacrifice another billionaire to the ocean or the harvest will be bad and food will get more expensive
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
January 26, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Idk I kinda think we should bring beliefs like this back. Tell them we gotta fix global warming asap or the Leviathan will escape. We gotta sacrifice another billionaire to the ocean or the harvest will be bad and food will get more expensive
the gmail ai summary button is one of those most 'solution looking for a problem' wastes of corporate resources i've seen in a while. those execs must really be screaming at people over there
January 23, 2026 at 4:08 PM
the gmail ai summary button is one of those most 'solution looking for a problem' wastes of corporate resources i've seen in a while. those execs must really be screaming at people over there
Jacob L or D? Don't make me decide!
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Jacob L or D? Don't make me decide!
keith, old bird man
January 20, 2026 at 5:03 PM
keith, old bird man
Really lovely tribute to Lynch from the soft spoken sheriff himself
Michael Ontkean Remembers David Lynch - Unfolding @ Posteritati
Our friend Michael Ontkean—who memorably portrayed Sheriff Harry S. Truman on Twin Peaks (1990–1991)—shared with us a personal remembrance of David Lynch, titled David Lynch and His Infinite Playgroun...
posteritati.com
January 18, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Really lovely tribute to Lynch from the soft spoken sheriff himself
since purchasing the Farmer's Almanac Corp., every subsequent day has been the Coldest Day on Record
January 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
since purchasing the Farmer's Almanac Corp., every subsequent day has been the Coldest Day on Record
hundreds of Local Men are chatting it up *right now*
January 16, 2026 at 3:59 AM
hundreds of Local Men are chatting it up *right now*
frustrating how current events can sour even the most ardent fans on the greatest Godzilla film of all time, Godzilla (1998)
January 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
frustrating how current events can sour even the most ardent fans on the greatest Godzilla film of all time, Godzilla (1998)
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Am I alone in wishing to be out of here?
January 13, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Am I alone in wishing to be out of here?
every time i read the word 'timeline' an invisible needle is pushed a little bit further into my brain
January 12, 2026 at 9:24 PM
every time i read the word 'timeline' an invisible needle is pushed a little bit further into my brain
Did you hear the news? The biggest dipshit you knew in highschool has finally moved up in the world, that's right—he's landed a brand new job. And guess what? He. Has. A. Gun.
January 8, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Did you hear the news? The biggest dipshit you knew in highschool has finally moved up in the world, that's right—he's landed a brand new job. And guess what? He. Has. A. Gun.
10/10 grey skies wallowing in bed album
We Love To Look At The Carnage, by Wrekmeister Harmonies
5 track album
wrekmeisterharmonies.bandcamp.com
January 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
10/10 grey skies wallowing in bed album
Rippers up for Béla Tarr. Tough way to start the year for all the Tarr-heads out there.
January 6, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Rippers up for Béla Tarr. Tough way to start the year for all the Tarr-heads out there.
what do I do when I’m out of pants to show my followers? what about boots?
January 6, 2026 at 2:17 AM
what do I do when I’m out of pants to show my followers? what about boots?
what my ex's refer to as 'red flags', i would, instead, reframe as 'ineffable qualities' (though, not for lack of trying)
January 5, 2026 at 10:10 PM
what my ex's refer to as 'red flags', i would, instead, reframe as 'ineffable qualities' (though, not for lack of trying)
way more doom / sludge should be inspired by Blue Nile, tbh
20buckspin.bandcamp.com/track/secret...
20buckspin.bandcamp.com/track/secret...
Secret Grief, by Dream Unending
from the album Song Of Salvation
20buckspin.bandcamp.com
January 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
way more doom / sludge should be inspired by Blue Nile, tbh
20buckspin.bandcamp.com/track/secret...
20buckspin.bandcamp.com/track/secret...
my boys and i would have absolutely no trouble escaping any sort of sick and twisted dimension
January 2, 2026 at 12:17 AM
my boys and i would have absolutely no trouble escaping any sort of sick and twisted dimension
my earliest memory: drowning in the engine room of the titanic
my second earliest memory: my dad handing me my first razor and saying, “Don’t shave anything weird with this, alright?”
my second earliest memory: my dad handing me my first razor and saying, “Don’t shave anything weird with this, alright?”
December 30, 2025 at 6:32 AM
my earliest memory: drowning in the engine room of the titanic
my second earliest memory: my dad handing me my first razor and saying, “Don’t shave anything weird with this, alright?”
my second earliest memory: my dad handing me my first razor and saying, “Don’t shave anything weird with this, alright?”
Experts agree: nothing will ever get better!
December 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Experts agree: nothing will ever get better!
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I see Santa is trending, which can only mean one thing. RIP, brother 🙏 Thanks for all the crap.
December 24, 2023 at 9:13 PM
I see Santa is trending, which can only mean one thing. RIP, brother 🙏 Thanks for all the crap.
now that my NDA has expired, I can legally inform you that, internally, Vimeo has always been pronounced 'vee mayo'
December 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
now that my NDA has expired, I can legally inform you that, internally, Vimeo has always been pronounced 'vee mayo'
With Josh O'Connor's rise in popularity, an eventual film adaptation of the Alexandia Quartet novels feels inevitable
December 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
With Josh O'Connor's rise in popularity, an eventual film adaptation of the Alexandia Quartet novels feels inevitable
imagine you and i singing 'True' by Spandau Ballet from their seminal album True (1983) on a single microphone at a karaoke night or a house party with a very limited karaoke-like setup (an amp, microphone and YouTube karaoke, i suppose). we would be so great. you know we would be so great
December 19, 2025 at 9:02 AM
imagine you and i singing 'True' by Spandau Ballet from their seminal album True (1983) on a single microphone at a karaoke night or a house party with a very limited karaoke-like setup (an amp, microphone and YouTube karaoke, i suppose). we would be so great. you know we would be so great